☠️
298
Days survived
1119
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
710
🗺️ Km traveled
150
👑 Decisions
103
🩺 Rescues
529
🍳 Meals cooked
81
🪤 Traps built
227
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
75 events
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Alexander the Great was woken by screams. Usain Bolt by silence, which is worse. Audie Murphy didn't sleep at all. Louis Pasteur was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Joël Robuchon was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Thomas Edison was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Joan of Arc heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
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📍 Williamsburg. Hipster zombies in flannel. Louis Pasteur: "They were dead inside before this."
0
2
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Day 2: Joan of Arc slips on a blood puddle and lands on the camp's only decorative cactus.
-3
2
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Alexander the Great gets cocky during a night raid and spreads troops thinner than gas station coffee. The north breach gets overrun. Strategic fail, heavy casualties.
+4
6
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Thomas Edison can't control the balloon's altitude and drifts toward a storm zone.
-5
6
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Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
7
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Thomas Edison uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
8
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Day 8: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Louis Pasteur must verify their skills before they kill someone.
+4
9
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Day 9: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Thomas Edison must find their weak point.
+10
10
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Joan of Arc discovers the cookies are infested with weevils. Appetite is lost for the day.
-4
12
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Day 12: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Alexander the Great must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
+6
12
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Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
16
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Joël Robuchon finds UHT milk still good. Calcium and proteins strengthen the group.
+4
16
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Thomas Edison over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
18
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Joan of Arc preaches that the zombie apocalypse was in the scriptures (nobody understood the metaphor)
18
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Joan of Arc
has died
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Day 20: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Louis Pasteur watches the scene, puzzled.
-6
21
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Louis Pasteur dislocates their wrist from the Desert Eagle's recoil.
-6
23
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Day 23: A military drone flies over the camp. Thomas Edison must hack it to obtain intelligence.
+8
27
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Audie Murphy sets up a textbook defensive perimeter and leads the counterattack with surgical precision.
+5
32
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Audie Murphy clears an entire hallway of zombies with precise MP5 bursts.
+7
36
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Louis Pasteur detects a survivor's fever in time with the thermometer. Immediate and effective quarantine.
+5
43
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Joël Robuchon refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
44
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Audie Murphy follows military doctrine by the book. Plot twist: zombies didn't read the manual.
+5
46
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Joël Robuchon: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
48
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Day 48: Louis Pasteur mistakes the alert signal for the dinner bell. Arrives at the cafeteria mid-attack.
-6
57
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Alexander the Great assigns code names to zombies based on looks: 'Lefty Crawler', 'Barrel Chest', 'Fast-but-Half-Blind'. Briefings turn into comedy hour.
+4
61
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Day 61: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Audie Murphy finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
64
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Audie Murphy weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
66
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Louis Pasteur was analyzing the pathogen when the slide slipped. One tiny slip, one giant leap for zombie-kind.
66
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Louis Pasteur
has died
67
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Usain Bolt pedals like a maniac and outpaces the zombies effortlessly. Long live the Tour de France of survival!
+6
69
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Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
72
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Usain Bolt mixes mentos with the soda to create a geyser that scares away a small group of zombies.
+5
77
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Day 77: Audie Murphy drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
82
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Day 82: Rats invade the grain storage. Joël Robuchon must eliminate them without wasting ammunition.
+3
83
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Joël Robuchon cuts up a pizza found in an abandoned restaurant with their cutter. Priorities.
+4
83
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Thomas Edison calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
90
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Day 90: Audie Murphy steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
91
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📍 Yellow cab graveyard in Midtown. Audie Murphy hotwires one. "Meter's still running. Classic."
0
92
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Alexander the Great orchestrates camp defense like a Pentagon briefing: flanks secured, reserves positioned, exit strategy locked and loaded. No horde shall pass.
+4
93
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Day 93: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. Usain Bolt takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
+3
96
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Alexander the Great slips on an oil puddle while on scooter and ends up in a nettle bush.
-4
98
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Audie Murphy gives a regulation salute to a zombie in uniform. Old habits die hard. The zombie doesn't salute back.
+5
103
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Audie Murphy falls in combat, still holding firing position. Never abandoned post. Semper fi.
103
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Audie Murphy
has died
109
🎂
Joël Robuchon is 73 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
112
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Day 112: Usain Bolt finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
-8
115
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Thomas Edison presses the detonator but the batteries are dead. Nothing explodes.
-5
116
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Day 116: Joël Robuchon uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
+5
132
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Usain Bolt meticulously cleans his Glock 17 while others fight bare-handed.
+1
134
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Day 134: Thomas Edison finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
136
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📍 Yankee Stadium. Seats filled with the undead. Joël Robuchon: "Still a better crowd than the Mets."
0
138
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Joël Robuchon turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
141
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Day 141: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Usain Bolt must treat everyone with limited resources.
-15
151
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Joël Robuchon screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
153
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Alexander the Great fires 50 P90 rounds without reloading and decimates the entire horde.
+9
156
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Joël Robuchon races down a slope in a supermarket cart at full speed and loses the zombies!
+5
170
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Thomas Edison builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
172
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Joël Robuchon attempts to decapitate a zombie with their pizza cutter and cuts off all their fingers.
172
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Joël Robuchon
has died
179
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Day 179: Thomas Edison negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
181
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Day 181: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. Alexander the Great leads the last defense.
+13
181
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📍 Empire State Building observation deck. Alexander the Great sees the burning city. "Hell of a view."
0
188
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Usain Bolt (40 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
197
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Day 197: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Usain Bolt must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
-7
212
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Day 212: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. Alexander the Great takes command of the evacuation.
+11
215
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Thomas Edison dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
215
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Thomas Edison
has died
219
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Day 219: A giant zombie, probably a former wrestler, blocks the camp's only exit. Usain Bolt must face it.
+12
225
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Day 225: Alexander the Great finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
226
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📍 Central Park is overrun. Alexander the Great spots a hot dog cart. "Priorities," they mutter, grabbing mustard packets.
0
243
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Day 243: A violent storm approaches. Alexander the Great must secure the camp before the tempest.
+5
248
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Day 248: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Usain Bolt is closest and must react in a split second.
-20
255
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Poetic death - Usain Bolt dies crossing the finish line, turned into a zombie he keeps running in circles forever
255
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Usain Bolt
has died
256
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Day 256: Hail falls like golf balls. The camp roof won't hold much longer. Alexander the Great must find a solution, fast.
-15
270
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Day 270: Gas leak detected in the main building. Alexander the Great must intervene quickly.
+5
271
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📍 The subway tunnels echo with groans. Alexander the Great: "Still smells better than rush hour."
0
282
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Day 282: Alexander the Great must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
-12
287
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Day 287: Alexander the Great recovers a complete first aid kit from an abandoned ambulance.
+9
298
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Alexander the Great attempts a wheelie on the scooter and tips backward. The scooter falls on top of them.
298
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Alexander the Great
has died
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