☠️
50
Days survived
93
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
55
🗺️ Km traveled
9
👑 Decisions
4
🩺 Rescues
22
🍳 Meals cooked
3
🪤 Traps built
41
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
35 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. LeBron James spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Lamine Yamal nodded without a word. Dwayne Johnson cracked their knuckles. Cristiano Ronaldo opened their first aid kit. Kylian Mbappé pulled a camping stove from their bag. Airrack pointed to an emergency exit on the map. IShowSpeed looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
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Day 1: A stray dog follows IShowSpeed to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
+5
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Cristiano Ronaldo discovers the cookies are infested with weevils. Appetite is lost for the day.
-4
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LeBron James used their height and agility to hoist survivors onto a roof during an attack — helicopter parent vibes.
-2
1
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LeBron James (42 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
1
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📍 The High Line park. Zombies stumble through gardens. Cristiano Ronaldo: "Urban renewal took a weird turn."
0
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Poetic Death: Kylian Mbappé runs faster than everyone else. Except this time, because they went back for the one who fell.
2
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Kylian Mbappé
has died
3
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Day 3: LeBron James uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
-6
3
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Airrack films a 'ZOMBIE SURVIVAL EPIC FAIL' tutorial that attracts a horde
0
4
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Airrack is 29 years old, a good balance between experience and physical fitness.
+6
6
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LeBron James opens the chip bag and the crunching noise alerts all zombies within 200 meters.
-5
11
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IShowSpeed decides to run a barefoot marathon through a field of glass shards. The bleeding is spectacular.
11
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IShowSpeed
has died
13
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LeBron James offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
14
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Failure: Cristiano Ronaldo attempts a bicycle kick on a zombie. The form is magnificent. The zombie hasn't moved.
-4
15
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Day 15: LeBron James finds a stock of medicines in an overturned delivery truck. The rolling pharmacy.
+11
20
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Cristiano Ronaldo takes shelter under a tree during the storm. Lightning didn't read the survival manual either.
20
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Cristiano Ronaldo
has died
21
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LeBron James organizes Sunday basketball games. The ball is an inflated zombie... no wait, an actual ball. Found in a gym.
-2
24
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Airrack throws a banana peel and a zombie slips on it and falls into a well.
+4
26
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Day 26: Lamine Yamal opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
29
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Airrack slips on a banana peel at the edge of a cliff. So cliché.
29
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Airrack
has died
30
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Lamine Yamal uses their flash grenade to take a group photo. Everyone is blinded.
+3
30
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LeBron James threw a can at a zombie 20 meters away. Nothing but net. Zombie went down. The camp gave a standing ovation.
-2
33
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Day 33: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Dwayne Johnson must clear the way.
+8
35
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LeBron James attempts to decapitate a zombie with their pizza cutter and cuts off all their fingers.
35
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LeBron James
has died
36
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Dwayne Johnson enters every fight announcing their stage name with an imaginary mic. 'LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE UNDEAD UNDERTAKER!' The zombies don't care. The crickets do.
+2
40
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Day 40: Lamine Yamal spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
43
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Lamine Yamal catapults himself with the trebuchet to cross a wall. The landing is questionable but he's on the other side.
+5
45
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Lamine Yamal unpins their flash grenade in their pocket. Light streams out through all the holes in their pants.
45
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Lamine Yamal
has died
46
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Day 46: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Dwayne Johnson must create a monumental distraction.
-18
46
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📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. Dwayne Johnson: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
0
47
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Dwayne Johnson installs a bell on the bike and rings it. The zombies politely step aside.
+4
47
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Dwayne Johnson grabs a zombie, hoists it up and delivers a bone-crushing body slam that cracks the pavement. The zombie stays down for the three-count. Dwayne Johnson flexes for an audience of zero.
+2
47
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Dwayne Johnson attempts a suplex but the zombie is too rotten. The body splits in half mid-move. Dwayne Johnson holds the torso while the legs keep shuffling away. That's... not how physics works.
+2
48
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Day 48: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Dwayne Johnson must find an alternative approach.
-9
49
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Dwayne Johnson cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
50
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Dwayne Johnson goes down stairs on a bike and does a flip over the handlebars. Lands on the neck.
50
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Dwayne Johnson
has died
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