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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | good team | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 12 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
Pre-season
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to what is probably going to be the most electric night of this season. The arena is packed to the rafters, there are people standing in the corridors, security gave up trying to control anything, and the DJ is blasting so loud the scoreboard is vibrating. We are here to talk about a legendary franchise. A team that has seen sacred monsters pass through, that has lived through dream seasons and nightmare years, that has rebuilt ten times over and always comes back with the same devouring hunger. Ladies and gentlemen... Good team! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Michael Jordan on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 198 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch. The chef's surprise of the evening is Monkey D. Luffy. A ship captain by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle the ocean vessel with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him. This team's budget is the GDP of a small country. Seriously, there are nations at the UN moving less cash than this roster. The Second Apron is blown to smithereens, the repeater tax bleeds the owner dry with every signature, and the league watches them with a mix of disgust and fascination. But the owner doesn't care. He has a dream, and that dream is a championship banner hanging from the rafters of this arena. Everything else, the penalties, the sacrificed Draft picks, the zero flexibility, that's just details. Damn details.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
95-97 (L)
Tip-off! LeBron James gets us started! Let's go!
This potential breakout star Shanks does it again! A tear drop with effortless precision!
This franchise cornerstone Michael Jordan commits the and-one foul! Sometimes predictable game in positioning!
Stephen Curry with a wild attempt! This multi-time All-Star not finding the range tonight!
This basketball god LeBron James hits the big three! The deficit down to single digits!
The players file out. LeBron James exchanges a tense look with the coach. Rumor has it LeBron James does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
Monkey D. Luffy loses the handle at with seconds left on the clock! The ship captain grip vanished!
This potential GOAT Michael Jordan fouls hard out of frustration! Sometimes predictable game showing!
Stephen Curry overcomes the early struggles! This multi-time All-Star rising like a phoenix!
Stephen Curry drives and slips! Turnover in the third quarter! Lack of consistency!
LeBron James, this certified GOAT candidate, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Michael Jordan walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. Stephen Curry drags one foot after the other. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
122-93 (W)
Michael Jordan, this oversized freak, sets the tone immediately! That dawg mentality from the jump!
What a play by LeBron James! A sky hook from mid-range! This undisputed superstar is cooking!
Monkey D. Luffy plays the passing angle perfectly! Deflection by this rising star!
LeBron James with the incredible court vision! This household name sees passes nobody else does!
This absolute legend Michael Jordan with the savvy veteran play! Scary good handles experience showing!
The locker room fills up. Shanks has already eaten three oranges. I've been told Shanks always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Shanks dishes and fires a thunderous slam! This tweener lighting it up!
Post-game fireworks for Monkey D. Luffy! Brighter than their ship's wheel on a perfect day!
Shanks provides the spark! Electric energy, the military leader is firing on all cylinders!
Monkey D. Luffy, this combo guard, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this dude out of nowhere right now!
This franchise cornerstone Michael Jordan walks off to a standing ovation! A hostile crowd! Incredible!
Monkey D. Luffy takes a bow for the crowd. Michael Jordan bows to Monkey D. Luffy. The nobility of basketball. Tonight I learned Monkey D. Luffy used to be a ship captain before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
111-84 (W)
Stephen Curry, this smooth operator, takes the court! The palpable tension is electric!
Shanks with a thunderous slam on the break! Running like they're late for work!
Stephen Curry, this all-around player, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by an off-the-charts basketball IQ!
Shanks, this smooth operator, runs the offense with pure God-given talent! Beautiful passing!
Michael Jordan makes the hockey pass! Pure God-given talent finding the extra pass!
Halftime whistle. Shanks flops into the first available chair. Anecdote: Shanks threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
LeBron James, this absolute legend, absolutely nails a pull-up jumper from mid-range! Take a bow!
Stephen Curry, this world-class player, plays to the crowd! A crowd fully behind them is contagious!
Shanks makes the extra pass! Extra effort, the military leader way!
This guy nobody was talking about Shanks flips the script! From struggle to dominance!
Stephen Curry pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This big-name player savors the win!
LeBron James runs the full court high-fiving everyone. Stephen Curry follows doing the wave alone. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
121-95 (W)
And we're underway! Michael Jordan touches the rock first! This global icon looks eager!
A thunderous slam from downtown by LeBron James! This tree of a man with the long range!
Monkey D. Luffy pokes it away! Quick fingers from commanding the ocean vessel!
Shanks threads the needle! Precision of the battle standard through the war front!
LeBron James, this hall-of-fame lock, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Stephen Curry picks up the pace. They say Stephen Curry eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Shanks with a bucket in the paint! Rallying the war front in tight spaces!
This reliable star Stephen Curry silences the hostile crowd! Palpable tension shifts!
Monkey D. Luffy runs the play to perfection! Perfection of commanding the ocean vessel!
Michael Jordan fades away like a player possessed! Pure God-given talent unleashed!
Monkey D. Luffy, this tweener, acknowledges the fans! A boiling cauldron! An ice-cold stare at the opposing bench!
Michael Jordan and Stephen Curry pretend to fish Monkey D. Luffy out of the crowd. They pull hard. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Monkey D. Luffy. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
125-80 (W)
Monkey D. Luffy steps onto the field house! From commanding the ocean vessel to this, game time!
Michael Jordan, this titan, posts up and delivers a buzzer-beater! Textbook!
Stephen Curry with the hockey assist! That extra pass, beautiful basketball!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry is automatic facing the rim! A double-clutch layup drops again!
Stephen Curry a sky-high block with authority! This tweener protecting the paint!
Cut! Halftime. Shanks's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Anecdote of the day: Shanks forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
This guy nobody was talking about Shanks with a beautiful half-court heave under the basket! Poetry in motion!
Michael Jordan piles it on! A pull-up jumper extends the lead! No mercy tonight!
This big-name player Stephen Curry argues a call that went in their favor! Wait what?
Stephen Curry slides across the floor! An ice-cold stare at the opposing bench at the top of the key! Entertainment!
This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry caps off a special night! A team high-five! Until next time!
Monkey D. Luffy pretends to plant a flag at center court. Michael Jordan stands at attention. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
108-87 (W)
This reliable star Stephen Curry in the starting lineup! Let's see what this reliable star brings!
Monkey D. Luffy strings together a two-handed slam along the baseline. Night-in night-out consistency on full display!
This world-class player Stephen Curry forces the air ball with pressure! Suffocating!
Monkey D. Luffy, this do-it-all player, hits the cutter perfectly! That dawg mentality right on time!
Michael Jordan uses the hesitation dribble! Insane court vision creating separation!
Halftime whistle. LeBron James high-fives his teammates on the way out. Anecdote: LeBron James once wore his jersey inside out for the entire first quarter. Nobody dared say anything. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
This guy nobody was talking about Monkey D. Luffy with a vintage floater! The old magic is still there!
The crowd does the wave for Shanks! Military leader pride!
Shanks picks up the assignment! Locked in, the military leader accepts the mission!
This absolute legend Michael Jordan refuses to lose! The will of a champion!
LeBron James tosses the damn ball in the air! A raised fist! This certified GOAT candidate mission accomplished!
Michael Jordan and Shanks swap jerseys with each other. Makes no sense but it's the emotion talking. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
120-83 (W)
LeBron James opens with a two-handed slam! This potential GOAT making an early statement!
Monkey D. Luffy muscles through for a half-court heave! The strength of a ship captain moving the ocean vessel!
Michael Jordan with the lob pass along the baseline! This potential GOAT to the teammate! Boom!
Stephen Curry, this solid build, dominates from mid-range and puts up a buzzer-beater! Unstoppable!
Shanks blocks from behind! Came outta nowhere like a military leader on a mission!
Back in the locker room, Stephen Curry sits down and stares at the ceiling. Fun fact: Stephen Curry failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
Monkey D. Luffy with the reverse layup! Creative as a ship captain with the ocean vessel!
LeBron James, this basketball god, still going full throttle! No mercy tonight!
Shanks set a screen that felt like the battle standard! The opponent is still recovering!
This living legend Michael Jordan waves goodbye to the opponent! A slide across the hardwood! Savage!
Stephen Curry walks off the court victorious! This headliner owns this moment!
LeBron James grabs the arena mic and screams. Just a scream. Stephen Curry applauds. Tonight I learned LeBron James used to be a ship captain before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
105-86 (W)
This potential GOAT Michael Jordan means business! Fast start at the top of the key!
A hook shot from Michael Jordan! This franchise cornerstone is putting on a show tonight!
Monkey D. Luffy, this dark horse, shuts down the play facing the rim! Lockdown defender!
Monkey D. Luffy delivers the entry pass! Right on the money from this ship captain!
Michael Jordan, this generational talent, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for a free throw!
The players head in. Shanks slips on the wet tunnel floor. Did you know Shanks once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. Back on the floor, faces full of determination.
Stephen Curry, this All-Star caliber talent, threads the needle for a thunderous slam under the basket!
The crowd is on its feet! Immense pressure as Michael Jordan takes the court!
Stephen Curry, this guy everybody knows, picks up the fallen teammate! Night-in night-out consistency beyond the stats!
The story of Monkey D. Luffy: a ship captain by morning, a baller by night. The ocean vessel would be proud!
Shanks high-fives the crowd! Those military leader hands spreading joy!
Monkey D. Luffy launches his shoe into the air. LeBron James catches it. Standing ovation. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
108-117 (L)
Michael Jordan, this undisputed superstar, embraces the Playoff atmosphere! Game on!
LeBron James shoots the orange into the front rim! That's frustrating for this undisputed superstar!
Stephen Curry, this tweener, fumbles the entry pass from downtown!
Monkey D. Luffy beaten off the dribble! Quicker than the ocean vessel slipping from a ship captain!
Shanks crosses over and delivers a deep three! The battle standard by day, buckets by night!
Back to the locker room. Michael Jordan's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Did you know? Michael Jordan has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.
Michael Jordan, this walking skyscraper, shows negative body language! Occasional mental lapses creeping in!
Monkey D. Luffy misses badly! Should have aimed like they aim their ship's wheel at the ocean vessel!
Shanks spins with purpose every possession! This hungry young player chess master!
Shanks tanks the play from tiredness! Tanked like a military leader's energy for the war front!
Michael Jordan walks off in silence. This guy with rings on every finger gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Stephen Curry claps his hands in frustration. Michael Jordan clenches his jaw so hard you can hear it from here. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
124-101 (W)
Shanks stretches center court! Loosening up, the military leader is getting ready!
Shanks, this solid build, glides on the low block for a silky bank shot!
Stephen Curry with a textbook defensive stance! That's how you do it!
Monkey D. Luffy, this solid build, drops the dime! Iron discipline passing on display!
Shanks, this smooth operator, exploits the mismatch on the low block! Smart play!
The players leave the court. LeBron James clings to the tunnel railing. Fun fact: LeBron James failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
What a shot from Monkey D. Luffy! A ship captain bringing their ship's wheel energy to the court!
Monkey D. Luffy gets the loudest cheer! Louder than a ship captain's proudest moment!
Shanks plugs the gap! Plugging holes with military leader efficiency!
This game belongs to Stephen Curry! This headliner stamping authority from downtown!
This All-Star caliber talent Stephen Curry seals the deal! Victory with unreal swagger!
Shanks and Michael Jordan leap onto each other like kids. Stephen Curry comes sprinting in and crushes them both. Did you know that Michael Jordan practices ship captain on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
99-93 (W)
This top-tier talent Stephen Curry comes out aggressive! Opens with a bank shot along the baseline!
This first-ballot legend LeBron James converts back to the basket! A finger roll right on cue!
LeBron James digs in defensively! Pure God-given talent when the team needs stops!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry creates for others! Unselfish play with eyes in the back of the head!
LeBron James, this oversized freak, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! A killer instinct!
Heading in. Michael Jordan's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Little secret: Michael Jordan listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
Shanks floats one in from under the basket! Delicate as a military leader with the battle standard!
Michael Jordan, this beanpole, commands a standing ovation! The arena belongs to this hall-of-fame lock!
Monkey D. Luffy sprints back on defense! This hidden prospect leading by example!
Shanks, this unknown gem, has been building to this all game! On a clutch free throw!
Final buzzer! Stephen Curry is the hero! This elite player with a game for the ages!
Shanks and LeBron James attempt an elaborate handshake. They miss three times. Michael Jordan films the whole thing. I got a text from Shanks after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
113-106 (W)
Shanks gets the crowd going early! Setting the tone like a military leader on day one!
Monkey D. Luffy scores off the inbound! That's the preparation of a ship captain right there!
This guy with rings on every finger LeBron James takes the charge along the baseline! Gutsy play!
LeBron James threads the needle! Beautiful assist from mid-range! Unreal court vision!
This player nobody saw coming Monkey D. Luffy recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
The players head in. Monkey D. Luffy slips on the wet tunnel floor. Confession: Monkey D. Luffy believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
A bank shot from Michael Jordan! That's next-level basketball IQ at the highest level!
Monkey D. Luffy, this combo guard, gestures for more noise! The crowd goes nuts!
This total unknown Shanks motivates the squad in the huddle! Natural leader!
They said a ship captain couldn't play at this level. Monkey D. Luffy and their ship's wheel disagree!
This top-tier talent Stephen Curry is all smiles! The stats back up the brilliance!
Monkey D. Luffy does a cartwheel at center court. Stephen Curry tries one too and eats it. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
99-104 (L)
Stephen Curry fires away with energy from the opening whistle! This All-Star caliber talent locked in!
Monkey D. Luffy buries a pull-up jumper along the baseline! This hungry young player is on fire tonight!
Shanks gets caught flat-footed! This guy nobody was talking about beaten to the spot!
LeBron James, this colossus, wastes a golden chance with a wild double-clutch layup!
Michael Jordan hits from downtown! The crowd is back in it! Game on!
Halftime! LeBron James checks his stats on the board and winces. Anecdote: LeBron James once wore his jersey inside out for the entire first quarter. Nobody dared say anything. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
Shanks can't handle the pressure! This unknown gem folds on the inbound pass!
This top-tier talent Stephen Curry gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Monkey D. Luffy brings blue-collar their ship's wheel grit to the gym!
Michael Jordan forces the hero ball and misses! This basketball god with lack of consistency!
Monkey D. Luffy tells reporters: 'Tomorrow we commands better, like the ocean vessel!'
Shanks stares at his hands like he doesn't recognize them. LeBron James exhales. Again. And again. Behind the scenes, I learned LeBron James was also a ship captain in a past life. You can feel it in the game. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
107-104 (W)
Monkey D. Luffy comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the ship captain means business!
Michael Jordan, this giant, covers ground to get the monster swat! Wow!
Michael Jordan forces a pull-up jumper at the top of the key! This guy with rings on every finger trying too hard!
LeBron James rises up and it's a sky hook! This potential GOAT proving the doubters wrong!
Shanks executes a lockdown zone defense perfectly! Precision learned as a military leader!
Halftime whistle! Stephen Curry slides down against the hallway wall. Staff confession: Stephen Curry is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
Michael Jordan tips in the rebound for a buzzer beater! All hustle, all heart!
Monkey D. Luffy with the rejection! Get that out of here! Ship captain says no!
The PA announcer can't pronounce Shanks's the battle standard! Comedy at the den!
This once-in-a-lifetime player LeBron James drains the pressure shot! On the inbound pass! That's a superstar!
Michael Jordan takes off in triumph! The final buzzer sounds! That's a W!
Shanks runs the full court high-fiving everyone. Monkey D. Luffy follows doing the wave alone. I learned tonight that Shanks used to be a ship captain. That explains the unique running style. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
122-94 (W)
LeBron James, this tower, announced to huge cheers! An incredible energy!
Stephen Curry, this established star, exploits the mismatch for a buzzer beater! Too easy!
Shanks picks the pocket of the ball handler! Straight robbery!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Shanks creates the switch! Smooth adjustment, military leader-level thinking!
Rest time. Michael Jordan isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Did you know Michael Jordan keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Stephen Curry with the smooth bucket! This big-name player making it look easy!
This basketball god LeBron James gets the crowd into it! An electric crowd at fever pitch!
Monkey D. Luffy sets the perfect screen! Built like a ship captain who doesn't skip leg day!
LeBron James has found another gear! This once-in-a-lifetime player shifting into overdrive!
Monkey D. Luffy dominates the box score! Numbers worthy of a ship captain's the ocean vessel chart!
Stephen Curry and Michael Jordan leap onto each other like kids. Shanks comes sprinting in and crushes them both. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
good team finishes #2, a fantastic season! 12W-3L. Season MVP: Michael Jordan.
Season Journal
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to what is probably going to be the most electric night of this season. The arena is packed to the rafters, there are people standing in the corridors, security gave up trying to control anything, and the DJ is blasting so loud the scoreboard is vibrating. We are here to talk about a legendary franchise. A team that has seen sacred monsters pass through, that has lived through dream seasons and nightmare years, that has rebuilt ten times over and always comes back with the same devouring hunger. Ladies and gentlemen... Good team!
Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Michael Jordan on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 198 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them.
What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch.
The chef's surprise of the evening is Monkey D. Luffy. A ship captain by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle the ocean vessel with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him.
This team's budget is the GDP of a small country. Seriously, there are nations at the UN moving less cash than this roster. The Second Apron is blown to smithereens, the repeater tax bleeds the owner dry with every signature, and the league watches them with a mix of disgust and fascination. But the owner doesn't care. He has a dream, and that dream is a championship banner hanging from the rafters of this arena. Everything else, the penalties, the sacrificed Draft picks, the zero flexibility, that's just details. Damn details.
good team finishes #2, a fantastic season! 12W-3L. Season MVP: Michael Jordan.
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