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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 15 | My Team | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pre-season
Stop. Everybody shut up. You feel that? That smell of freshly waxed hardwood, brand-new kicks, and electric tension hanging in the air? That's the smell of a night that's going down in the history books. We're in a building where every seat is taken, every eye is locked on the tunnel where a team that has thrilled generations is about to emerge. Championships, heartbreaks, legendary comebacks, midnight trades that shifted the entire balance of the league... This franchise is a damn novel all by itself. And tonight, we're starting the next chapter. The team with no name, baby! Okay, let's talk about the boss. Because on this team, there's one alpha, and everybody knows it. Barry Allen. The man is massive, a body built for basketball, and a basketball IQ that borders on indecent. When this man catches the rock, defenders back up instinctively, it's a survival reflex. And they're right, because this guy can punish you from everywhere: from three, in the post, in transition, from the free throw line with his eyes closed. He's a damn 6'8" Swiss Army knife and he cuts in every direction. The scary thing is that the more pressure rises, the more he rises with it. Fourth quarter, down by three, the opposing coach screaming, the crowd roaring... And he just shrugs, takes the ball, and nails a step-back three over three defenders draped all over him like it's a Tuesday morning shootaround drill. This is the kind of player you don't just build a team around, you build an era around him. And tonight, that era begins. Alright, we need to address the elephant in the room. Or rather, the comedy show on the roster. Ultraman is on this team. Ultraman, who is a criminal and doesn't even know what "pick-and-roll" means. The guy shows up with bare hands under his arm, shoes that are clearly not regulation, and the cardio of a weekend smoker. At his first practice, he tried a crossover and twisted his ankle. At his second, he attempted a layup and the ball flew into the stands. But damn it, what this man has is balls of steel and an ability to make an entire arena laugh without even trying. And that, my friends, is worth every max contract in the world. Let's talk money. We'll keep it short because there ain't any. The budget is so low that the equipment manager also does the accounting, the post-game spread is leftover Domino's on discount, and the last free agent who toured the facility ran for the hills. But damn it, these guys don't care. They play with the fury of men who have everything to prove and nothing to lose. This is the most dangerous team in the league, not because they're good, but because they don't give a single damn about losing.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
90-134 (L)
Barry Allen announces themselves! The superhero has arrived and the building knows it!
Ben Tennyson misses the open look! An association football player never misses the winning goal... But misses the Wilson!
Barry Allen with the careless pass! Competing the game with more care, please!
Superman gets caught flat-footed! This certified GOAT candidate beaten to the spot!
Ultraman can't mask the disappointment! This unknown gem wearing it on the sleeve!
Break! Steve Rogers takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. I've been told Steve Rogers once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
Ben Tennyson bricks another one! Building something awful with their football boots tonight!
Barry Allen waves for a timeout! The superhero needs the game break!
Superman loses the damn ball! A superhero would never be this careless!
Ben Tennyson gets a technical for complaining! Limited stamina on full display!
Superman leaves the venue quietly! Quiet as a superhero after the game setback!
Steve Rogers bites the inside of his cheek. Barry Allen pinches the bridge of his nose. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
99-112 (L)
Superman bounces the Spalding pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
A buzzer beater by Ben Tennyson off the pick and roll is way off! Tough night for this guy nobody was talking about!
This certified GOAT candidate Superman forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Steve Rogers, this tweener, can't keep up with the speed! Ego the size of Texas exposed!
Ben Tennyson scores on the putback! Recycling the winning goal is second nature for an association football player!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Superman asks for an ice pack. Locker room intel: Superman has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
Ultraman kicks the air! The frustration of a criminal who knows they can do better!
Steve Rogers, this diamond in the rough, sends the rock wide! The touch is off tonight!
Barry Allen executes the delay! Patient as a superhero waiting for their bare hands results!
Barry Allen stumbles on the play! Stumbling like a superhero over the game!
Ben Tennyson leaves the venue with dignity! The dignity of an association football player with their football boots!
Barry Allen pulls his cap down over his eyes. Steve Rogers doesn't have a cap, and it shows. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
120-102 (W)
This who-is-this-guy player Ben Tennyson comes out firing! A two-handed slam in the first minute!
Ultraman, this solid build, glides to from mid-range for a silky devastating dunk!
Steve Rogers, this total unknown, shuts down the play from way beyond the arc! Lockdown defender!
This dude out of nowhere Ben Tennyson connects on the pick-and-roll! Assist for a deep three!
Ultraman attacks to the weak side! This potential breakout star exploiting the rotation!
Halftime whistle. Superman flops into the first available chair. I've been told Superman once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Ultraman dishes and scores! Those criminal hands work wonders with the pill!
Standing ovation for Ultraman! The temple of basketball salutes the criminal and their their bare hands!
This raw talent Steve Rogers swings the basketball around! Pure God-given talent ball movement!
They said a criminal couldn't play at this level. Ultraman and their bare hands disagree!
Superman hangs up the sneakers! Calling it a night, the superhero is done!
Steve Rogers moonwalks across the hardwood. Ultraman attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
90-106 (L)
Ben Tennyson steps onto the palace of hoops! From scoring the winning goal to this, game time!
Barry Allen with the off-balance sky hook! This established player couldn't set the feet!
Superman with the backcourt violation! A superhero going backwards with the game!
Superman watches them score! Just watching, like watching their bare hands gather dust!
Ben Tennyson, this combo guard, posts up and delivers a devastating dunk! Textbook!
Halftime! Ultraman is limping slightly heading off the court. Fun fact: Ultraman blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
Barry Allen vents at their teammates! The superhero who vents about the game!
Barry Allen misfires in transition! Their bare hands calibration needed!
Ultraman manipulates the defense! Manipulation worthy of their bare hands on the game!
Barry Allen attacks but the legs won't cooperate! Sometimes predictable game catching up!
Steve Rogers reflects on what could have been. Occasional mental lapses the difference tonight.
Ultraman closes his eyes walking out. Steve Rogers keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
98-102 (L)
Ben Tennyson rises up into position! This diamond in the rough not wasting any time!
Ultraman catches fire! And it's a euro-step! Unreal swagger taking over!
Ultraman beaten off the dribble! Quicker than the game slipping from a criminal!
A sky hook attempt by Steve Rogers falls short! Tendency to rush in the legs!
Steve Rogers, this potential breakout star, wills the team back! Freakish explosiveness driving the comeback!
Break! Barry Allen takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. Fun fact: Barry Allen failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Steve Rogers, this smooth operator, rattles out the free throw! Sometimes predictable game getting the best of this hungry young player!
This dude putting the league on notice Barry Allen shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Superman walks onto the gymnasium with their bare hands swagger and the rock confidence!
Superman misses the wide-open three! Their bare hands left behind on this one!
Steve Rogers, this hidden prospect, takes the loss hard. Tendency to rush at the wrong moments.
Steve Rogers walks in slow motion, arms dangling. Superman speeds up. Wants it to be over. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
100-101 (L)
Superman, this first-ballot legend, draws first blood! A pull-up jumper to start!
Steve Rogers with ridiculous creativity finds the angle for a reverse layup!
This potential breakout star Steve Rogers can't recover! Scored on from mid-range! Occasional mental lapses!
Superman can't hit from the key! That zone is cursed for this superhero!
Barry Allen completes the comeback! Complete as a superhero completing the game!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Ultraman to massage his thighs. Did you know? Ultraman launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
Barry Allen misfires on the potential dagger! This league veteran lets them off the hook!
Ben Tennyson slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than an association football player hits the workbench!
Steve Rogers leaves it all on the floor! This dark horse with ridiculous creativity effort!
This certified GOAT candidate Superman gets called for the charge during crunch time! Brutal!
Ben Tennyson takes the loss hard! Hard as the winning goal on a bad association football player day!
Superman pulls his cap down over his eyes. Ben Tennyson doesn't have a cap, and it shows. I learned tonight that Superman used to be a superhero. That explains the unique running style. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
114-110 (W)
Barry Allen wins the opening tip! Tipping off with superhero energy!
Ben Tennyson blocks from behind! Came outta nowhere like an association football player on a mission!
This well-respected player Barry Allen muscles up a double-clutch layup but can't get it to fall!
Steve Rogers, this diamond in the rough, unleashes a pull-up jumper from way beyond the arc! Bang!
Ben Tennyson calls the audible! Adapting on the fly, that's association football player mentality!
Back in the locker room, Barry Allen sits down and stares at the ceiling. True story: Barry Allen walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Toronto Border-Patrol. Awkward. We're back! The players look fired up.
Ultraman steps back for the game-tying bucket! During crunch time! Unbelievable!
Steve Rogers picks the pocket of the ball handler! Straight robbery!
Barry Allen gets the loudest cheer! Louder than a superhero's proudest moment!
Ultraman with the clutch block! Not in this house, says the criminal!
This first-ballot legend Superman seals the deal! Victory with scary good handles!
Superman and Ben Tennyson play rock-paper-scissors to decide who carries the ball. Superman loses. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
91-107 (L)
The gym welcomes Ultraman! The criminal with the game has arrived!
Barry Allen bobbles and misses! Fumbling the pill like it's a Monday morning!
Ultraman fires away into a dead end on the low block! Turnover! Lack of consistency!
Superman loses their assignment! Like losing their bare hands in the workshop!
Steve Rogers goes to work to the rack for a buzzer beater! Can't contain this tweener!
The players head to the locker room. Superman is sweating like a racehorse. Small detail: Superman wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Superman, this all-around player, waves off the play call! Heavy feet hurting the team!
Barry Allen just barely misses! Close as a superhero getting the game almost right!
Ultraman spaces the floor! Making room out there like a criminal clears the workspace!
This first-ballot legend Superman stumbles! The fatigue is real after this ball game!
This hidden prospect Steve Rogers tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Ultraman's eyes are red, jaw tight. Steve Rogers apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
86-112 (L)
The game begins and Barry Allen is ready! You can see pure God-given talent written all over his face!
Ben Tennyson misfires again! Having the winning goal-shaped night!
Barry Allen throws it out of bounds! Like launching their bare hands into the void!
Ben Tennyson gets blown by! Even an association football player couldn't stop that!
Ultraman pours it in! A criminal who never wastes anything never wastes a shot!
The locker room fills up. Superman has already eaten three oranges. Rumor has it Superman talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
Ultraman looks to the heavens! A criminal praying for their bare hands to work!
Steve Rogers pulls up the Spalding into the front rim! That's frustrating for this hungry young player!
Ultraman exploits the soft spot in the corner! Soft as the game under their bare hands!
Superman misses from fatigue! This hall-of-fame lock can't get the elevation in transition!
Ultraman wipes a tear! A criminal who poured everything into the effort!
Ben Tennyson's eyes are red, jaw tight. Barry Allen apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
104-116 (L)
Ben Tennyson locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of an association football player who means business!
Barry Allen fires away and fires but misses everything! Shaky emotions under pressure tonight!
This hungry young player Steve Rogers commits the 5-second violation! Clock management hot head!
Ben Tennyson falls asleep on the weak side! Occasional mental lapses exposed!
Steve Rogers knocks down a catch-and-shoot triple in transition! Ice in the veins!
Back to the locker room. Superman's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Fun fact: Superman is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
Barry Allen glares at the leather! Like it personally betrayed this superhero!
Ben Tennyson can't convert! The association football player's touch with the winning goal deserted them!
Ultraman executes a relentless run and gun perfectly! Precision learned as a criminal!
Superman is visibly tired! This undisputed superstar needs a timeout badly!
This up-and-coming baller Barry Allen congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this up-and-coming baller.
Barry Allen refuses to watch the replay on the jumbotron. Ben Tennyson watches it and immediately regrets it. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
105-116 (L)
Steve Rogers takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Steve Rogers posts up but overcooks it! Limited stamina showing up again!
Ben Tennyson, this do-it-all player, gets called for the carry! Heavy feet in ball-handling!
Barry Allen turns the head and loses the man! This guy with a proven track record napping defensively!
Ultraman powers through for a reverse layup! The brute force of competing the game!
Into the tunnel. Ultraman grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Anecdote: Ultraman fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Superman throws their hands up! Like a superhero when their bare hands breaks!
Steve Rogers misfires from back to the basket! This unknown gem searching for answers!
Ultraman traps with the double! Trapping them, the criminal knows how to corner prey!
This newcomer Steve Rogers can barely jump! The springs are gone off the pick and roll!
Ben Tennyson vows to come back stronger! Stronger than their football boots reinforced with the winning goal!
Ben Tennyson's face is locked shut, zero emotion. Barry Allen hides his eyes under a towel. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
80-124 (L)
Ultraman gets the starting nod! A criminal starting with their bare hands confidence!
Ultraman goes to work the leather into nothing! Defense that's basically a suggestion on full display tonight!
Barry Allen with a wild pass that sails out! This next-level player giving it away!
Ben Tennyson left in the dust! Even an association football player moves faster than that!
Ben Tennyson shakes their head! An association football player who can't believe that just happened!
The locker room fills up. Ultraman has already eaten three oranges. Staff confession: Ultraman is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. The players come back running. Did someone set the locker room on fire?
A sky hook from Steve Rogers goes in and out! Heartbreaking at the top of the key!
Steve Rogers short-arms the shot from fatigue! This player nobody saw coming has nothing left!
Barry Allen throws it away! A pass worse than a superhero tossing the game!
Ultraman buries their face! Hidden from view, the criminal can't watch!
Ben Tennyson sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like an association football player after their football boots broke!
Barry Allen collapses into the first available chair. Ben Tennyson stays standing, eyes glazed over. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
79-120 (L)
Steve Rogers looks dialed in from the start! Natural-born leadership preparation showing!
This hungry young player Ben Tennyson with a rare miss from way beyond the arc! Even the best stumble!
Ben Tennyson loses the basketball in traffic! This potential breakout star can't afford that!
Superman bites on the pump fake! This basketball god sent flying from mid-range!
Ultraman sits on the bench for a moment! Resting like a criminal after a long shift!
Halftime whistle. Superman high-fives his teammates on the way out. Small detail: Superman whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Barry Allen lets fly but the shot rims out! Lack of consistency rears its ugly head!
Ben Tennyson drags their feet! Heavy as their football boots at the end of a shift!
Stolen from Ben Tennyson! An association football player who let it slip through their fingers!
Barry Allen slams the Spalding in frustration! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display!
Barry Allen, this all-around player, hangs the head. Tough loss despite freakish explosiveness effort.
Superman's face is locked shut, zero emotion. Ben Tennyson hides his eyes under a towel. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
85-130 (L)
This player nobody saw coming Ben Tennyson in the starting lineup! Let's see what this player nobody saw coming brings!
Steve Rogers air-mails a double-clutch layup at the buzzer! Way off for this unknown gem!
Superman throws it into traffic! Reckless pass, the superhero got too confident!
Ultraman gambles for the steal and pays the price! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
Ben Tennyson drops their shoulders! Deflated, even an association football player's spirit has limits!
Halftime. Ultraman glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Confession: Ultraman calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The players come back running. Did someone set the locker room on fire?
Barry Allen bricks it! Not the same accuracy as competing the game!
Ben Tennyson finds a second wind! The association football player engine roars back to life!
Barry Allen dunks into a trap! Heavy feet when reading the defense!
Superman mouths off on the decisive possession! A superhero venting about the game!
Ben Tennyson dribbles past the media. This surprise package not in the mood to talk.
Ben Tennyson isolates in a corner, back against the wall. Steve Rogers tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
84-128 (L)
Superman comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the superhero means business!
This unknown gem Ben Tennyson shanks a pull-up jumper under the basket! That's uncharacteristic!
Superman turns it over in the center circle! Butterfingers from this superhero!
This respected competitor Barry Allen bites on the fake! Beaten facing the rim!
Ben Tennyson stares in disbelief! The look of an association football player who just lost everything!
That's a wrap for now. Ultraman dives into the tunnel. Rumor has it Ultraman does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.
Ultraman, this swiss-army-knife type, gets the separation but can't finish! Tendency to force bad shots!
Superman, this guy with rings on every finger, is dragging! The contest minutes taking their toll!
This seasoned vet Barry Allen dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
This established player Barry Allen hangs the head after the miss! Deflated driving to the hoop!
Steve Rogers had the chances but couldn't convert. This guy nobody was talking about left wanting.
Barry Allen chews his nails on the bench. Ben Tennyson stares at his shoes like they're the source of the problem. Behind the scenes, I learned Ben Tennyson was also a superhero in a past life. You can feel it in the game. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
My Team finishes #15 (2W-13L). Better luck next season! MVP: Barry Allen.
Season Journal
Stop. Everybody shut up. You feel that? That smell of freshly waxed hardwood, brand-new kicks, and electric tension hanging in the air? That's the smell of a night that's going down in the history books. We're in a building where every seat is taken, every eye is locked on the tunnel where a team that has thrilled generations is about to emerge. Championships, heartbreaks, legendary comebacks, midnight trades that shifted the entire balance of the league... This franchise is a damn novel all by itself. And tonight, we're starting the next chapter. The team with no name, baby!
Okay, let's talk about the boss. Because on this team, there's one alpha, and everybody knows it. Barry Allen. The man is massive, a body built for basketball, and a basketball IQ that borders on indecent. When this man catches the rock, defenders back up instinctively, it's a survival reflex. And they're right, because this guy can punish you from everywhere: from three, in the post, in transition, from the free throw line with his eyes closed. He's a damn 6'8" Swiss Army knife and he cuts in every direction.
The scary thing is that the more pressure rises, the more he rises with it. Fourth quarter, down by three, the opposing coach screaming, the crowd roaring... And he just shrugs, takes the ball, and nails a step-back three over three defenders draped all over him like it's a Tuesday morning shootaround drill. This is the kind of player you don't just build a team around, you build an era around him. And tonight, that era begins.
Alright, we need to address the elephant in the room. Or rather, the comedy show on the roster. Ultraman is on this team. Ultraman, who is a criminal and doesn't even know what "pick-and-roll" means. The guy shows up with bare hands under his arm, shoes that are clearly not regulation, and the cardio of a weekend smoker. At his first practice, he tried a crossover and twisted his ankle. At his second, he attempted a layup and the ball flew into the stands. But damn it, what this man has is balls of steel and an ability to make an entire arena laugh without even trying. And that, my friends, is worth every max contract in the world.
Let's talk money. We'll keep it short because there ain't any. The budget is so low that the equipment manager also does the accounting, the post-game spread is leftover Domino's on discount, and the last free agent who toured the facility ran for the hills. But damn it, these guys don't care. They play with the fury of men who have everything to prove and nothing to lose. This is the most dangerous team in the league, not because they're good, but because they don't give a single damn about losing.
My Team finishes #15 (2W-13L). Better luck next season! MVP: Barry Allen.
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