☠️
27
Days survived
21
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
18
🗺️ Km traveled
2
👑 Decisions
2
🩺 Rescues
9
🍳 Meals cooked
2
🪤 Traps built
21
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
28 events
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Eric Cartman and Butters Stotch were on the wrong side. Stan Marsh spotted them from the roof of a bus. Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, and Craig Tucker were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Timmy Burch, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
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Day 1: Eric Cartman finds a military walkie-talkie still functional. Communication changes everything.
+7
1
🎒
Eric Cartman pulverizes a zombie's head with a single Desert Eagle shot that goes through three walls.
+9
1
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Craig Tucker asks questions about everything, constantly. "Why do zombies groan? Is that in the script?"
-2
1
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📍 Broadway theaters dark. Phantom masks litter the street. Eric Cartman: "The show won't go on."
0
2
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Kenny McCormick dies trying to recreate yesterday's lesson. The learning stops. The lesson doesn't.
2
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Kenny McCormick
has died
3
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Day 3: Butters Stotch tries to domesticate a chained zombie. The zombie is not receptive to gentle methods.
-4
3
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Timmy Burch follows instructions perfectly... except the last one. The important one. Classic rookie move.
0
4
🎒
Butters Stotch discovers the cookies are infested with weevils. Appetite is lost for the day.
-4
5
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Kyle Broflovski sees the cable car cable snap strand by strand. The last strand gives way. Free fall.
5
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Kyle Broflovski
has died
7
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Eric Cartman draws camp map so detailed and creative that camp chief adopts it as official plan. Child promoted to 'junior cartographer'.
-4
8
🌍
Day 8: Craig Tucker falls asleep during their watch shift. Fortunately, the zombies are apparently napping too.
-7
9
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Craig Tucker cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
11
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Timmy Burch rides straight into a fuel tanker on the motorcycle. The explosion is visible for miles.
11
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Timmy Burch
has died
12
🌍
Day 12: Eric Cartman catches two wild rabbits. First real fresh meat meal in weeks.
+8
12
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Eric Cartman drinks too many beers and falls asleep during their guard shift. Irresponsible.
-6
12
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Stan Marsh becomes everyone's go-to apprentice. Like a Swiss Army knife, but with more existential dread.
-2
13
💀
Stan Marsh refuses to abandon their puppet trapped under debris and gets caught by zombies. The puppet survives.
13
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Stan Marsh
has died
14
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Eric Cartman learns fast, obeys well and slips into spaces too small for adults, retrieving vital materials from inaccessible ruins.
-4
16
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Day 16: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Craig Tucker must find shelter on higher ground.
-10
17
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Eric Cartman activates the police car's flashing lights. All zombies in the neighborhood converge toward the light.
-6
19
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Craig Tucker throws his butcher hook which catches a beam and catapults him to the ceiling.
19
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Craig Tucker
has died
20
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Eric Cartman disobeys and leaves camp out of curiosity. Child found trembling in tree, surrounded by three zombies. Rescue mobilizes five adults.
-4
21
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Day 21: Eric Cartman spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
21
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Butters Stotch crushes a zombie's skull with a masterful flail strike.
+8
22
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Butters Stotch ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
22
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Butters Stotch
has died
24
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Day 24: Eric Cartman attempts a motivational speech that makes three survivors cry. Not from joy, from despair.
-4
25
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Day 25: Eric Cartman finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
27
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Eric Cartman forgets that the police car has a separation grill and gets stuck in the back with a zombie. Wrong door.
27
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Eric Cartman
has died
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