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73
Days survived
76
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
65
🗺️ Km traveled
20
👑 Decisions
11
🩺 Rescues
74
🍳 Meals cooked
11
🪤 Traps built
84
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
32 events
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Kim Jong-un spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Jeffrey Epstein nodded without a word. Mr. Incredible cracked their knuckles. Joe Biden opened their first aid kit. Helen Keller pulled a camping stove from their bag. Robert Oppenheimer pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Osama bin Laden looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
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Robert Oppenheimer catapults rocks at zombies with the trebuchet from a safe distance. Formidable medieval artillery!
+8
1
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📍 Taxi dispatcher radio crackles. Robert Oppenheimer: "All drivers off duty. Permanently."
0
2
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Robert Oppenheimer builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
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5
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Day 5: Mr. Incredible encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
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Helen Keller, 88 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
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Mr. Incredible drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Mr. Incredible doesn't.
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Mr. Incredible
has died
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Day 8: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Helen Keller must understand and counter their strategy.
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8
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Jeffrey Epstein is 66 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
11
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Failure - Joe Biden fails their zombie resistance lecture because nobody survived the introduction
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16
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Osama bin Laden opens a fresh soda found in a vending machine. The sugar gives everyone a boost.
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Helen Keller negotiates a ceasefire with a horde
18
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Helen Keller
has died
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Kim Jong-un makes campaign promises to a 12-person camp. The platform is ambitious. The budget: whatever's in the couch cushions.
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20
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Day 20: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Joe Biden must treat everyone with limited resources.
+8
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Jeffrey Epstein paddles silently in a canoe on the river. Zombies can't swim. Peace and tranquility.
+6
24
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Osama bin Laden makes noise to attract ALL the zombies
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Osama bin Laden
has died
26
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Day 26: The camp toilets are out of order. Robert Oppenheimer must solve this urgent sanitary problem.
+4
32
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Kim Jong-un launches a re-election campaign mid-apocalypse. Campaign posters on barricades: 'Together Against the Undead - Vote Kim Jong-un!'
+2
33
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Joe Biden offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
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38
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Poetic death - Joe Biden dies while reciting their PhD thesis on zombie anthropology
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Joe Biden
has died
40
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Kim Jong-un wears a top hat and monocle while riding the velocipede. Distinguished apocalypse.
+3
44
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Day 44: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Jeffrey Epstein must navigate blind.
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46
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📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Robert Oppenheimer: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
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47
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Robert Oppenheimer calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
48
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Jeffrey Epstein takes shelter under a tree during the storm. Lightning didn't read the survival manual either.
48
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
49
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Robert Oppenheimer over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
55
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Robert Oppenheimer presses the detonator at the perfect moment and blows up the bridge covered with zombies.
+9
58
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Day 58: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Robert Oppenheimer must secure the perimeter without electricity.
+6
62
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Kim Jong-un dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
62
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Kim Jong-un
has died
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Day 64: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Robert Oppenheimer must find an alternative approach.
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65
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Robert Oppenheimer sets the marshmallows on fire and burns their fingers in panic.
-3
66
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Day 66: Robert Oppenheimer drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
73
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Robert Oppenheimer gets in the trebuchet arm out of curiosity. Someone pulls the lever. 300-meter glide without parachute.
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Robert Oppenheimer
has died
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