☠️
82
Days survived
139
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
84
🗺️ Km traveled
19
👑 Decisions
9
🩺 Rescues
97
🍳 Meals cooked
13
🪤 Traps built
58
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
43 events
1
📖
Day 1: When the horde swept in, MrBeast, Flash, Mackogneur, Mr Poopybutthole, Nick DiGiovanni, Iron Man, and Ralph Wiggum found themselves trapped in a supermarket. MrBeast screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Mackogneur pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Mr Poopybutthole ran to the pharmacy aisle. Nick DiGiovanni emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Iron Man cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Flash found the stairs to the roof. Ralph Wiggum was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Day 1: Nick DiGiovanni mistakes the alert signal for the dinner bell. Arrives at the cafeteria mid-attack.
-6
1
⚡
Mackogneur draws too fast in a confined space and cuts the load-bearing barricade. The wall trembles. Bushido didn't plan for narrow corridors.
+4
1
📌
📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Ralph Wiggum grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
4
🌍
Day 4: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. MrBeast leads the last defense.
+13
4
🎒
Mr Poopybutthole wears brass knuckles 24/7 and can no longer open doors.
+1
4
🎒
Nick DiGiovanni tries to run with open scissors and understands why mom said not to do it.
-4
5
💀
Mr Poopybutthole refuses to abandon a troubled kid during an evacuation. Stays behind. The kid makes it out. Mr Poopybutthole doesn't.
5
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Mr Poopybutthole
has died
6
⚡
Flash autopsies a fresh zombie and identifies new infection vector: ocular fluids. Protection protocol is updated. Lives are saved.
-2
9
🌍
Day 9: A rival group offers a shady deal. MrBeast must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
9
🎒
Flash unclogs the shelter's toilets with their plunger. The real hero of the apocalypse.
+4
12
🎒
MrBeast tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
-3
13
🌍
Day 13: Nick DiGiovanni mistakes a zombie for a sleeping survivor and offers it coffee. Awkward moment.
-3
14
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Flash dies from infection contracted during autopsy. The scalpel slipped. The virus did the rest. The examiner joins the autopsy table. On the other side.
14
💀
Flash
has died
17
🌍
Day 17: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. MrBeast must organize the underground counter-offensive.
+9
18
⚡
Mackogneur meditates every morning facing the rising sun, katana placed before him. The camp doesn't know if it's respect or showmanship. Both.
+4
19
🌍
Day 19: Iron Man recovers a complete first aid kit from an abandoned ambulance.
+9
26
🎒
Ralph Wiggum tries to stick the bandage but it folds back on itself into a useless ball.
-3
26
🎒
Iron Man offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
30
💀
Ralph Wiggum dies trying to recreate yesterday's lesson. The learning stops. The lesson doesn't.
30
💀
Ralph Wiggum
has died
31
🌍
Day 31: Iron Man intercepts a radio signal announcing a safe zone 50 km away. Hope reborn, suspicion too.
+12
36
🎒
Mackogneur weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
38
🌍
Day 38: Iron Man finds a stock of medicines in an overturned delivery truck. The rolling pharmacy.
+11
44
⚡
Iron Man mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
45
🎒
Mackogneur's koala climbs as a scout in the trees and alerts the group by growling when zombies approach.
+6
46
💀
MrBeast slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
46
💀
MrBeast
has died
46
📌
📍 Roosevelt Island tram. Swaying in the wind. Iron Man: "Nope. Absolutely not."
0
49
🌍
Day 49: A survivor is having a panic attack and wants to leave the camp. Iron Man must reason with them.
+4
50
🎒
Iron Man can't control the balloon's altitude and drifts toward a storm zone.
-5
51
🌍
Day 51: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Mackogneur must deal with this.
+4
55
⚡
Nick DiGiovanni transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
57
🎒
Nick DiGiovanni crosses a narrow bridge on unicycle where no zombie can pass. Perfect balance!
+7
58
💀
Nick DiGiovanni pedals so fast the wheel disintegrates and the seat flies off like a missile. Fatal impact.
58
💀
Nick DiGiovanni
has died
60
🌍
Day 60: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Mackogneur must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
62
🌍
Day 62: Iron Man loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
67
🎒
Iron Man presses the detonator at the perfect moment and blows up the bridge covered with zombies.
+9
68
🎒
Iron Man cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
68
⚡
Mackogneur wields the katana with ancestral mastery. Each strike is surgical, each movement a deadly dance. The elite of close combat.
+4
70
💀
Iron Man dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
70
💀
Iron Man
has died
71
🎒
Mackogneur discovers the cookies are infested with weevils. Appetite is lost for the day.
-4
74
🌍
Day 74: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. Mackogneur must handle the situation diplomatically.
+5
78
🎒
Mackogneur leaves banana peels everywhere like in Mario Kart.
+3
79
🌍
Day 79: Mackogneur recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
82
💀
Mackogneur faces a horde in single combat to cover the camp's retreat. Ten fall. Twenty fall. The fortieth is one too many. Dies standing, blade in hand.
82
💀
Mackogneur
has died
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