☠️
105
Days survived
141
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
141
🗺️ Km traveled
33
👑 Decisions
24
🩺 Rescues
164
🍳 Meals cooked
18
🪤 Traps built
126
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
44 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Donald Trump, Usain Bolt, Hulk, Jesus Christ, Gordon Ramsay, Tony Stark, and Jeffrey Dahmer found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Donald Trump screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Hulk pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Jesus Christ ran to the pharmacy aisle. Gordon Ramsay emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Tony Stark cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Usain Bolt found the stairs to the roof. Jeffrey Dahmer was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Day 1: A snowstorm immobilizes everything. Zombies freeze in place. Gordon Ramsay takes advantage to organize a supply expedition.
+4
1
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Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
1
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📍 Grand Central Terminal. Zombies swarm the main concourse. Tony Stark: "All trains delayed. Indefinitely."
0
2
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Day 2: Tony Stark finds a stock of medicines in an overturned delivery truck. The rolling pharmacy.
+11
3
🎒
Usain Bolt throws their dart right into a zombie's eye from 5 meters. Triple 20.
+4
3
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Tony Stark uses their flash grenade to take a group photo. Everyone is blinded.
+3
6
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Hulk injects an experimental serum as a last resort. The notebook entries stop at 'Subject: myself. Result: in progress...'
6
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Hulk
has died
11
🎒
Jeffrey Dahmer cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
12
🌍
Day 12: Tony Stark captures a zombie to study it. First step toward a potential antidote. Or toward disaster.
+7
12
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Day 12: Gordon Ramsay opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
12
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Jeffrey Dahmer loads the trebuchet wrong and the projectile flies backward. The ally behind is not happy.
-6
14
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
17
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Jeffrey Dahmer stumbles while running with his scissors. Mom was right all along.
17
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Jeffrey Dahmer
has died
20
🎒
Gordon Ramsay cuts up a pizza found in an abandoned restaurant with their cutter. Priorities.
+4
24
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🎒
Jesus Christ attempts a kickflip and the skateboard flies into an allied survivor's head. Not very helpful.
-4
25
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Day 25: Donald Trump finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
27
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Day 27: A stray dog follows Jesus Christ to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
+5
32
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Tony Stark tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
34
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
34
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Jesus Christ
has died
36
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Day 36: Rats invade the grain storage. Gordon Ramsay must eliminate them without wasting ammunition.
+3
37
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Gordon Ramsay races down a slope in a supermarket cart at full speed and loses the zombies!
+5
46
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📍 Laundromat. Machines still running. Donald Trump: "Clean clothes in the apocalypse. Luxury."
0
48
🎒
Usain Bolt weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
55
🌍
Day 55: Donald Trump encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
58
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Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
59
💀
Donald Trump calculates the ROI of their survival and decides dying costs less than living
59
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Donald Trump
has died
62
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Gordon Ramsay accidentally shakes the soda can and opening it sprays the whole group with sticky liquid.
-3
65
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
66
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Day 66: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Usain Bolt is sent to check. Obviously.
+3
67
🎒
Gordon Ramsay offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
68
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Day 68: Gordon Ramsay confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
-7
70
💀
Gordon Ramsay slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
70
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
71
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Day 71: Usain Bolt recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
71
🎒
Tony Stark hurls bowling balls from the hot air balloon at zombies. Aerial strike!
+4
73
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Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
76
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Day 76: Tony Stark finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
84
🎒
Tony Stark detects a survivor's fever in time with the thermometer. Immediate and effective quarantine.
+5
89
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Tony Stark ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
89
💀
Tony Stark
has died
91
🎒
Usain Bolt bites into the apple and breaks a tooth on a petrified worm.
-3
91
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Usain Bolt: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
92
🌍
Day 92: Usain Bolt snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
95
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Day 95: Usain Bolt tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
96
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Usain Bolt (40 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
105
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Poetic death - Usain Bolt dies crossing the finish line, turned into a zombie he keeps running in circles forever
105
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Usain Bolt
has died
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