☠️
82
Days survived
198
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
131
🗺️ Km traveled
30
👑 Decisions
23
🩺 Rescues
138
🍳 Meals cooked
14
🪤 Traps built
75
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
39 events
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Steve Rogers was woken by screams. Iron Man by silence, which is worse. Juggernaut didn't sleep at all. Jesus Christ was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Elon Musk was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Lord Farquaad heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
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Day 1: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Elon Musk must improvise a crossing.
+9
1
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Iron Man finds an intact cookie package. The group enjoys these little cakes with childlike joy.
+5
1
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Juggernaut paddles silently in a canoe on the river. Zombies can't swim. Peace and tranquility.
+6
1
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📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Lord Farquaad grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
2
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Day 2: Iron Man recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
2
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Juggernaut uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+5
3
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Steve Rogers drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Steve Rogers doesn't.
3
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Steve Rogers
has died
4
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Day 4: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Iron Man finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
5
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Iron Man catapults himself with the trebuchet to cross a wall. The landing is questionable but he's on the other side.
+5
10
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Iron Man offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
14
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
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Day 17: A rival group offers a shady deal. Jesus Christ must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
20
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Lord Farquaad hides in his ivory tower waiting for it to blow over
20
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Lord Farquaad
has died
21
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Day 21: Iron Man recovers a complete first aid kit from an abandoned ambulance.
+9
22
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Iron Man throws a flash grenade that blinds the entire horde, allowing the group to flee.
+6
22
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Juggernaut throws an apple at a zombie and scores a perfect headshot. William Tell would be proud.
+5
27
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Day 27: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Jesus Christ must understand and counter their strategy.
+13
29
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
30
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
30
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Jesus Christ
has died
31
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Juggernaut hits a zombie with their foam mallet. Miraculously, the zombie stumbles and falls off the bridge.
+3
32
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Day 32: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Iron Man must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
+7
36
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Day 36: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Iron Man must deal with this.
+4
37
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Iron Man realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
37
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Juggernaut realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+5
40
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
40
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
44
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
46
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📍 Battery Park. Ferry terminal abandoned. Iron Man: "Staten Island never looked so good."
0
47
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Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
55
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Day 55: Elon Musk forgets to close the camp gate after a night outing. Three zombies walk in like they own the place.
-8
56
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
57
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Day 57: Juggernaut recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
61
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Iron Man wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
61
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Iron Man
has died
62
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Juggernaut flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+5
64
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Day 64: Juggernaut discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
67
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Day 67: Elon Musk finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
69
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Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
69
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Elon Musk
has died
78
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Day 78: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. Juggernaut takes command of the evacuation.
+11
79
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Day 79: The camp toilets are out of order. Juggernaut must solve this urgent sanitary problem.
+4
82
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Juggernaut throws their toy mallet at a zombie who catches it and throws it back. Start of a deadly game.
82
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Juggernaut
has died
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