☠️
55
Days survived
68
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
71
🗺️ Km traveled
16
👑 Decisions
11
🩺 Rescues
51
🍳 Meals cooked
9
🪤 Traps built
55
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
34 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Charlie Kirk spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Katniss Everdeen nodded without a word. Godzilla cracked their knuckles. Jesus Christ opened their first aid kit. Joyner Lucas pulled a camping stove from their bag. Hulk pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Eric Cartman looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
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Day 1: Eric Cartman finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
1
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Jesus Christ tries to run with open scissors and understands why mom said not to do it.
-4
1
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Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+3
1
🎂
Joyner Lucas (38 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
1
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📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. Eric Cartman: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
0
2
💀
Joyner Lucas dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
2
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Joyner Lucas
has died
3
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Katniss Everdeen catches a zombie in a boar trap. Zombie spins in circles for three days straight. Camp starts selling tickets to the show.
+4
7
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Day 7: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Katniss Everdeen finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
7
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Charlie Kirk is 32 years old, a good balance between experience and physical fitness.
+6
9
🎒
Katniss Everdeen throws a shuriken that bounces off the wall and returns like a boomerang.
-4
10
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💀
Godzilla attempts to decapitate a zombie with their pizza cutter and cuts off all their fingers.
10
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Godzilla
has died
14
🎒
Katniss Everdeen can't manage to get on the penny-farthing. That thing is two meters off the ground after all.
-4
16
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Day 16: Jesus Christ tries to domesticate a chained zombie. The zombie is not receptive to gentle methods.
-4
16
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Eric Cartman draws camp map so detailed and creative that camp chief adopts it as official plan. Child promoted to 'junior cartographer'.
+3
19
💀
Eric Cartman dies protected to the end by camp adults. When schoolchild falls, entire camp loses part of its humanity.
19
💀
Eric Cartman
has died
20
🎒
Jesus Christ cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
21
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Hulk discovers zombies are attracted to formaldehyde smell. The lab becomes a nightclub for the undead.
+3
22
🌍
Day 22: Charlie Kirk discovers an uncontaminated mountain spring. Drinking water, the new oil.
+11
27
💀
Jesus Christ drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Jesus Christ doesn't.
27
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
29
🌍
Day 29: Hulk negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
30
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Charlie Kirk weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
31
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Charlie Kirk refuses the zombie vaccine because 'they want to chip us with 6G'
+3
39
💀
Hulk drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Hulk doesn't.
39
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Hulk
has died
40
🌍
Day 40: Charlie Kirk must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
+6
40
⚡
Katniss Everdeen mistakes a camouflaged survivor for a deer in the fog. Narrowly misses the shot. Awkward apologies, trust issues brewing.
+4
41
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Charlie Kirk forgets to close their eyes when throwing the flash grenade and can't see anything for 5 minutes.
-5
46
📌
📍 Wall Street is abandoned. Zombies shuffle past the bull statue. Katniss Everdeen: "Finally, a bear market."
0
47
💀
Katniss Everdeen chases wounded deer too deep into infected territory. The hunter becomes the hunted. Nature bats last.
47
💀
Katniss Everdeen
has died
50
🎒
Charlie Kirk breaks the thermometer by shaking it too hard. Mercury spreads everywhere.
-4
51
🌍
Day 51: Charlie Kirk steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
52
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Day 52: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Charlie Kirk must verify their skills before they kill someone.
-8
53
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Charlie Kirk hands out flyers explaining that bite-proof masks are health tyranny
+3
54
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Charlie Kirk screams 'I TOLD YOU SO!' while filming zombies for their blog
+3
55
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Charlie Kirk converts their anti-NWO bunker into a shelter... but only opens to the 'awakened'
55
💀
Charlie Kirk
has died
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