☠️
52
Days survived
74
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
54
🗺️ Km traveled
14
👑 Decisions
7
🩺 Rescues
71
🍳 Meals cooked
6
🪤 Traps built
39
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
27 events
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Jeffrey Epstein was woken by screams. Alfred Hitchcock by silence, which is worse. Mark Kerr didn't sleep at all. Healer was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Elon Musk was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Steve Jobs heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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Day 1: Jeffrey Epstein encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
1
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Jeffrey Epstein tries to negotiate peace with zombies by offering them donations
+3
1
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Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
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Alfred Hitchcock, 81 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
1
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Healer dies screaming "LAG!" at a faster-than-expected zombie. No lag, just reality hitting hard.
1
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Healer
has died
1
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📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Jeffrey Epstein grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
2
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Day 2: A mini tornado sucks up the camp supplies and scatters them over 500 meters. Jeffrey Epstein chases after their sleeping bag flying in the wind.
+4
6
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Steve Jobs manages resource flows like financial portfolios: diversification, risk hedging, strategic investment.
+1
9
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Steve Jobs calculates his own survival chances like a financial statement. Result: liquidation. He was right.
9
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Steve Jobs
has died
11
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Day 11: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Alfred Hitchcock must organize the underground counter-offensive.
+9
12
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Failure - Alfred Hitchcock flubs their final line and shouts 'CUT!' facing a hungry horde
+2
19
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Poetic death - Alfred Hitchcock dies reciting Hamlet, zombies applaud before devouring them
19
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Alfred Hitchcock
has died
25
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Day 25: Jeffrey Epstein must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
+6
25
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
26
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
26
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
27
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Jeffrey Epstein transforms their luxury bunker into a shelter (spoiler: bad idea)
+3
35
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Day 35: Wind blows at 120 km/h. Debris flies everywhere. Mark Kerr must reinforce the barricades before they blow away.
+5
36
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Jeffrey Epstein launches a 'Zombies Without Borders' foundation to cure the undead
36
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
43
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Day 43: It's so cold that zombies have frost on their faces. One has an icicle hanging from its nose. Elon Musk hesitates between laughing and fleeing.
+3
44
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Mark Kerr uses their championship belt as an improvised weapon
+4
45
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Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
45
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Elon Musk
has died
46
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Mark Kerr: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
47
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Day 47: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Mark Kerr is sent to check. Obviously.
+3
48
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Day 47: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Mark Kerr is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
+8
49
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Mark Kerr tackles a zombie to the ground with a devastating takedown
+4
51
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Mark Kerr applies a chokehold on a stubborn undead
+4
52
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Mark Kerr executes their signature finishing move on a zombie horde
52
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Mark Kerr
has died
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