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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | My Team | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 15 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pre-season
Holy shit, the arena is erupting and the game hasn't even started. There are 20,000 absolute maniacs on their feet chanting the name of a franchise with more scars than a retired boxer. Seasons of domination, seasons of total demolition, insane 3 AM trades, Draft picks that smelled like either genius or pure madness, nobody knew at the time, and honestly sometimes we still don't. But tonight, all of that is behind us. Tonight is the present, and the present reeks of adrenaline and revenge. The team with no name, baby! Alright, let's not kid ourselves, if the arena is packed to the gills, it's because of THE phenomenon. This guy isn't just a basketball player, he's a walking cheat code on the hardwood: give it up for LeBron James! Picture this: standing at 206 cm, but he handles the rock with the agility of a 5'10" point guard and launches missiles from 30 feet like he's at shootaround. When he attacks the paint, it's simple, he's a freight train: either you get out of the way, or you end up on his poster doing the rounds on social media for a week straight. What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch. And now, the moment nobody was waiting for but everybody is going to love: the coach signed Superman. The man is a superhero. A freaking superhero. In a league where everybody is 6'8" and runs a 4.4 forty, he rolls up with bare hands and a suspicious amount of enthusiasm. His first instinct walking into the locker room? Ask where the coffee machine was. His second instinct? Try to dribble and bounce the ball straight into his own face. The teammates lost it. The coach just said "that's the kind of grit I was looking for." We still don't know if he was serious or completely hammered. The budget is simple: it's not a budget anymore, it's a manifesto. The owner said "I don't give a damn about consequences" and he proved it. We're in financial territory that even Adam Silver didn't anticipate when he wrote the rules. Every extra dollar spent costs five dollars in tax, and guess what, they spend WAY too many extra dollars. The roster is an infernal machine, the bench is a thing of beauty, but the price is zero future. No picks, no possible trades, no plan B. It's the championship or a wall at 200 miles per hour. There is no middle ground.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
106-91 (W)
LeBron James, this global icon, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Hulk, this do-it-all player, with a silky and-one from way beyond the arc! Smooth operator!
This guy with rings on every finger LeBron James disrupts the play with a timely left-handed block!
Michael Jordan reads the defense like a book! Assist in the paint! Silky smooth technique!
Hulk, this do-it-all player, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
Time to breathe. LeBron James has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. Fun fact: LeBron James blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. We're back! The players look fired up.
Magic Johnson, this living legend, sinks a free throw with surgical precision from the right corner!
The crowd collectively holds its breath for Superman's shot! You could hear a pin drop!
Superman makes the extra pass! Extra effort, the superhero way!
The transformation of Magic Johnson is complete! This hall-of-fame lock has arrived!
Superman caps a perfect night! Clean as a superhero on their best day!
Michael Jordan mimes popping a champagne bottle. Hulk mimes chugging straight from it. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
126-80 (W)
Superman looks dialed in from the start! Night-in night-out consistency preparation showing!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Michael Jordan with a picture-perfect catch-and-shoot triple! The crowd goes wild!
Hulk leads the break! Leading the charge like a scientist who runs the show!
LeBron James with the crafty two-handed slam! Unreal swagger on display!
Superman with the denial defense! This living legend not giving an inch!
Break! LeBron James grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know LeBron James once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.
Michael Jordan, this franchise cornerstone, operates from mid-range with a bucket! Clinic!
This once-in-a-lifetime player LeBron James adds another! This is a demolition job!
This undisputed superstar Michael Jordan forgets the play call! Looking at the bench confused!
Hulk mimics using their lab notebook as a microphone! The scientist is the star tonight!
This global icon Superman caps off a special night! A slide across the hardwood! Until next time!
Hulk and LeBron James do the conga. Alone. On an empty court. Nobody joins in. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
129-84 (W)
Tip-off! LeBron James gets us started! Let's go!
A free throw from Michael Jordan! This undisputed superstar reminding everyone why they're on top!
Hulk serves it on a platter! A scientist serving the hidden truth with style!
Michael Jordan pulls up and scores! A hook shot! This colossus is a problem!
Hulk drops into help defense! Always there when you need a scientist!
Halftime. LeBron James is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Little scoop: LeBron James logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Hulk, this living legend, reads the play perfectly and delivers a fadeaway jumper!
Magic Johnson with the cherry on top! A bank shot in a blowout! Good night!
Hulk called a timeout to check on the hidden truth! Priorities!
LeBron James penetrates and celebrates! A chest bump from way beyond the arc! The crowd erupts!
This undisputed superstar Hulk is all smiles! The stats back up the brilliance!
Superman runs the full court high-fiving everyone. LeBron James follows doing the wave alone. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
118-94 (W)
This first-ballot legend Michael Jordan in the starting lineup! Let's see what this first-ballot legend brings!
A floater from Michael Jordan! That's ridiculous creativity at the highest level!
LeBron James, this beanpole, covers ground to get the monster swat! Wow!
Hulk dunks and creates! Another assist facing the rim! Quarterback!
LeBron James identifies the soft spot in the zone! This household name surgical precision!
The players head to the locker room. Michael Jordan is sweating like a racehorse. Did you know? Michael Jordan has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
Hulk drops a euro-step! The accuracy of a scientist on full display!
Magic Johnson, this potential GOAT, feeds off every decibel! A cathedral silence is fuel!
This living legend Michael Jordan dives for the loose ball! Natural-born leadership on every play!
This is the LeBron James game! This guy with rings on every finger taking over in the third quarter!
Magic Johnson walks off the palace of hoops victorious! This absolute legend owns this moment!
Hulk moonwalks across the hardwood. Superman attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
125-84 (W)
Superman, this hall-of-fame lock, embraces the crowd fully behind them! Game on!
LeBron James, this giant, dominates at the buzzer and puts up a step-back three! Unstoppable!
Magic Johnson with the skip pass! Assist leads to an open floater!
Magic Johnson scores with silky smooth technique. A scoop layup facing the rim! Too smooth!
This hall-of-fame lock Michael Jordan anchors the defense in transition! Nothing gets through!
Halftime. LeBron James wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Little secret: LeBron James listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.
Michael Jordan catches fire! And it's a fadeaway jumper! A killer instinct taking over!
This global icon LeBron James finishes with a statement game! Nerves of steel throughout!
Superman wants to rename the elbow after the game! Territorial superhero!
Magic Johnson, this mountain of a man, chest bumps the teammate! A bench mob celebration! Pure joy!
Superman fires away in triumph! The final buzzer sounds! That's a W!
Magic Johnson and Michael Jordan leap onto each other like kids. Hulk comes sprinting in and crushes them both. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
133-88 (W)
This household name LeBron James comes out aggressive! Opens with a devastating dunk at the buzzer!
Magic Johnson, this oversized freak, elevates for a monster two-handed slam!
Hulk drops the dime! A scientist with court vision like that? Unreal!
A buzzer beater from Michael Jordan! Another dagger! This potential GOAT closing the door!
Superman springs the trap! The superhero instinct is real!
Halftime! Hulk checks his stats on the board and winces. Did you know Hulk started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
Superman explodes the rock beautifully for a free throw! What touch!
Michael Jordan, this giant, caps off a dominant performance! A gym-rat work ethic from start to finish!
This guy with rings on every finger LeBron James runs the wrong play again! Coach is beside themselves!
Michael Jordan, this tree of a man, flexes on the crowd! A bench mob celebration after a bucket!
This living legend LeBron James led from start to finish! Comprehensive win!
Hulk and Magic Johnson freestyle a victory rap. Superman does the beatbox. It's terrible but magnificent. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. Thanks everyone. Up next: 'Survivor: Open-Plan Office.' Whoever makes it through the 5 PM meeting wins.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
122-97 (W)
This global icon Magic Johnson catches the Wilson early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
What a shot from Superman! A superhero bringing their bare hands energy to the field house!
Superman picks their pocket! A superhero with quick hands knows how to handle thieves!
Magic Johnson, this walking skyscraper, hits the cutter perfectly! An unmatched feel for the game right on time!
This potential GOAT LeBron James adjusts at halftime and comes out sharp! Adaptation!
Cut! Halftime. LeBron James's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Exclusive: LeBron James was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Superman racks up a devastating dunk! Productive night for this superhero!
This potential GOAT Magic Johnson brings a Finals-like atmosphere to a new level! Incredible scene!
Michael Jordan, this 7-footer, boxes out for the teammate! This potential GOAT doing the dirty work!
Hulk brings the hidden truth wisdom to the court tactics!
Magic Johnson, this undisputed superstar, points to the crowd! A chest bump! This was for the fans!
Superman mimes popping a champagne bottle. LeBron James mimes chugging straight from it. I learned that Superman's father was a superhero. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
121-75 (W)
LeBron James, this mountain of a man, announced to huge cheers! A standing ovation!
A deep three from downtown by Magic Johnson! This titan with the long range!
This all-time great Michael Jordan with the wraparound pass! How did that get through!
LeBron James strings together an alley-oop on the low block. Unreal swagger on full display!
Hulk a clutch steal at the critical moment! An unmatched feel for the game right on cue!
That's a cut. LeBron James stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Rumor has it LeBron James has been wearing the same lucky underwear for three seasons. The medical staff is concerned. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
LeBron James knocks down a two-handed slam from the left corner! Ice in the veins!
Hulk adds another catch-and-shoot triple to the demolition! Their lab notebook destruction!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Hulk celebrates too early! A scoop layup didn't count! Awkward!
Superman roars at the gymnasium! The roar of a superhero conquering the game!
Magic Johnson tosses the damn ball in the air! A team high-five! This first-ballot legend mission accomplished!
Magic Johnson grabs Michael Jordan and hoists him onto his shoulders. LeBron James tries to climb on too. It ends in a pile. Tonight I learned Magic Johnson used to be a superhero before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
120-92 (W)
Magic Johnson, this tree of a man, is introduced and the arena explodes! This living legend is in the building!
LeBron James, this tower, uses strength and skill for a tear drop! Complete player!
Superman with the weak-side block! Appearing from nowhere like a superhero finding the game!
Michael Jordan, this first-ballot legend, dishes to the hot hand! Smart basketball!
This first-ballot legend Magic Johnson uses the floater over this walking skyscraper coverage! Smart!
The locker room fills up. Michael Jordan has already eaten three oranges. True story: Michael Jordan walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Houston Blast-Off. Awkward. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
Michael Jordan hits a layup! Silky smooth technique proving to be the difference tonight!
An incredible energy as Hulk warms up with some scientist moves!
Magic Johnson launches the Wilson with patience! This potential GOAT trusting the system!
They said a scientist couldn't play at this level. Hulk and their lab notebook disagree!
This household name Magic Johnson seals the deal! Victory with freakish explosiveness!
Superman and LeBron James act out a movie scene where they reunite in slow motion. The crowd is dying. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
127-84 (W)
This undisputed superstar Michael Jordan opens the scoring! An alley-oop! Early advantage!
Magic Johnson, this guy with rings on every finger, knifes through for a floater in the paint! Wow!
Superman delivers the entry pass! Right on the money from this superhero!
This certified GOAT candidate Magic Johnson with a vintage layup! The old magic is still there!
Superman, this all-time great, bodied up and forced the turnover! Physical defense!
Both teams head in. Superman has a red mark on his cheek from an elbow. Little scoop: Superman tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Hulk, this smooth operator, showcases a gym-rat work ethic with a gorgeous half-court heave!
LeBron James, this tower, is toying with the opposition on the low block! Dominant!
Superman just organized the bench! Can't take the superhero out of them!
LeBron James rises up to center court! A bench mob celebration! This living legend owns the moment!
Michael Jordan, this 7-footer, acknowledges the fans! A sold-out gym on fire! A team high-five!
Michael Jordan throws chalk powder like LeBron. Magic Johnson coughs for two minutes straight. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
121-75 (W)
Superman locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a superhero who means business!
Hulk handles the Spalding like their lab notebook. A floater off the pick and roll! The precision of a scientist!
This guy with rings on every finger Michael Jordan finds the open man! Assist and a floater!
This basketball god Hulk goes to work off the pick and roll! A deep three drops beautifully!
Hulk steals the ball! Quick hands from discoverring the hidden truth all day!
Heading in. LeBron James's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Little secret: LeBron James has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Michael Jordan with the highlight-reel tear drop! This global icon owning the moment!
The rout is on! Superman's their bare hands dismantled the opposition like the game!
This undisputed superstar LeBron James trash talks then immediately misses! Karma!
Superman celebrates with a raised fist! Mimicking competing the game on the court!
LeBron James, this living legend, with the post-game interview smile! Freakish explosiveness all night!
Magic Johnson makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Hulk makes a bigger heart. Superman makes a massive heart. Did you know that Hulk practices superhero on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
129-88 (W)
Superman, this smooth operator, sets the tone immediately! Silky smooth technique from the jump!
The technical flair of Superman recalls their superhero days. An and-one! Sublime!
This undisputed superstar Hulk leads the fast break and dishes! Easy bucket off the assist!
Magic Johnson dishes past the defense for a layup! Size advantage from this this mountain of a man!
This certified GOAT candidate LeBron James forces the bad pass! An unmatched feel for the game creating turnovers!
That's a cut. LeBron James stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. Fun fact: LeBron James got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
LeBron James with the tough bank shot through contact! This hall-of-fame lock won't be denied!
LeBron James piles it on! An alley-oop extends the lead! No mercy tonight!
Michael Jordan dribbles off the foot and into the front row! This franchise cornerstone oops!
Michael Jordan points to the sky after a buzzer-beater! This certified GOAT candidate in the zone!
This guy with rings on every finger Magic Johnson wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!
Superman and LeBron James share a 30-second hug. Michael Jordan wants in. Gets pushed away. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
115-90 (W)
Magic Johnson, this titan, takes the court! The boiling cauldron is electric!
A buzzer-beater from Magic Johnson! This undisputed superstar is putting on a show tonight!
Hulk blocks from behind! Came outta nowhere like a scientist on a mission!
Hulk quarterbacks the offense! Commanding the floor like a scientist on the clock!
This basketball god Magic Johnson adjusts the angle mid-drive! A killer instinct body control!
Break time. LeBron James bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Anecdote: LeBron James once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
A floater by LeBron James under the basket! Natural-born leadership in every fiber!
A cathedral silence as Superman, this combo guard, is introduced! Goosebumps!
LeBron James, this titan, sets the perfect screen! Insane court vision for the team!
The emotion is real as Hulk the scientist delivers their best with their lab notebook!
Michael Jordan, this absolute legend, high-fives the bench! A hug with the coach! Team effort!
LeBron James and Michael Jordan act out a movie scene where they reunite in slow motion. The crowd is dying. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
111-85 (W)
This first-ballot legend Michael Jordan means business! Fast start from mid-range!
Hulk with the step-back finger roll! Creating space like a scientist with their lab notebook!
Superman with the chase-down drawn charge! What athleticism!
Superman with the no-look pass! This guy with rings on every finger has eyes in the back of the head!
This global icon Michael Jordan recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
Halftime whistle. LeBron James spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Rumor has it LeBron James talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
Superman tallies another one! This superhero keeps racking them up!
The crowd is on its feet! A Finals-like atmosphere as Hulk takes the court!
LeBron James, this oversized freak, repositions on defense! A gym-rat work ethic collective effort!
Hulk is the protagonist tonight! This potential GOAT authoring a masterpiece!
Michael Jordan, this potential GOAT, soaks in the moment! Victory at half court! A raised fist!
Superman and LeBron James do celebratory push-ups. Michael Jordan counts out loud. Definitely cheating. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
101-89 (W)
LeBron James dribbles onto the floor! The crowd roars for this all-time great!
Hulk converts the and-one! Tough as discoverring the hidden truth all day!
This living legend Superman with the weak-side perfect contest! Incredible help!
This first-ballot legend Hulk exploits the gap! Dime to the corner for a devastating dunk!
Magic Johnson, this basketball god, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
The players leave the court. Michael Jordan clings to the tunnel railing. Locker room anecdote: Michael Jordan talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
This absolute legend LeBron James capitalizes facing the rim! A bank shot with scary good handles!
Michael Jordan explodes and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
Hulk holds the huddle together! That scientist leadership on full display!
This certified GOAT candidate Hulk is the heartbeat of this team! A live masterclass leadership!
Hulk clocks out from the court! End of the their lab notebook shift!
Magic Johnson blows a kiss to the camera. Superman blows twelve. Michael Jordan blocks the lens. Tonight I learned Magic Johnson used to be a superhero before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'
My Team finishes the season at #1! Champions! 15W-0L. Season MVP: LeBron James!
Season Journal
Holy shit, the arena is erupting and the game hasn't even started. There are 20,000 absolute maniacs on their feet chanting the name of a franchise with more scars than a retired boxer. Seasons of domination, seasons of total demolition, insane 3 AM trades, Draft picks that smelled like either genius or pure madness, nobody knew at the time, and honestly sometimes we still don't. But tonight, all of that is behind us. Tonight is the present, and the present reeks of adrenaline and revenge. The team with no name, baby!
Alright, let's not kid ourselves, if the arena is packed to the gills, it's because of THE phenomenon. This guy isn't just a basketball player, he's a walking cheat code on the hardwood: give it up for LeBron James! Picture this: standing at 206 cm, but he handles the rock with the agility of a 5'10" point guard and launches missiles from 30 feet like he's at shootaround. When he attacks the paint, it's simple, he's a freight train: either you get out of the way, or you end up on his poster doing the rounds on social media for a week straight.
What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch.
And now, the moment nobody was waiting for but everybody is going to love: the coach signed Superman. The man is a superhero. A freaking superhero. In a league where everybody is 6'8" and runs a 4.4 forty, he rolls up with bare hands and a suspicious amount of enthusiasm. His first instinct walking into the locker room? Ask where the coffee machine was. His second instinct? Try to dribble and bounce the ball straight into his own face. The teammates lost it. The coach just said "that's the kind of grit I was looking for." We still don't know if he was serious or completely hammered.
The budget is simple: it's not a budget anymore, it's a manifesto. The owner said "I don't give a damn about consequences" and he proved it. We're in financial territory that even Adam Silver didn't anticipate when he wrote the rules. Every extra dollar spent costs five dollars in tax, and guess what, they spend WAY too many extra dollars. The roster is an infernal machine, the bench is a thing of beauty, but the price is zero future. No picks, no possible trades, no plan B. It's the championship or a wall at 200 miles per hour. There is no middle ground.
My Team finishes the season at #1! Champions! 15W-0L. Season MVP: LeBron James!
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