☠️
42
Days survived
57
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
42
🗺️ Km traveled
9
👑 Decisions
3
🩺 Rescues
26
🍳 Meals cooked
4
🪤 Traps built
23
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
30 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. George Soros was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Albert Einstein and Patrick Mahomes had barricaded the entrances. Jeffrey Dahmer was already treating the first injuries. Chewbacca found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Danielle Collins rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Eric Cartman... Eric Cartman just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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Jour 1 : Un groupe rival propose un marché douteux. George Soros doit négocier sans se faire arnaquer.
+8
1
🎒
Albert Einstein establishes an apocalypse tribunal with their judge's gavel. All zombies are condemned.
+3
1
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George Soros negotiates an exclusive contract with zombies to monopolize the brain market
+3
1
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Chewbacca cuts the chain that was holding the hangar full of zombies shut.
1
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Chewbacca
has died
1
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📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Eric Cartman dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
0
7
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Jour 7 : Eric Cartman trouve une bibliothèque intacte. Pas de WiFi, mais au moins il y a de la lecture.
+3
7
⚡
Jeffrey Dahmer establishes a security perimeter like in Full Metal Jacket, but with more biters
-3
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Patrick Mahomes pulls out the corkscrew instead of the blade from their Swiss Army knife when facing a zombie.
-4
10
💀
Eric Cartman slips on a banana peel at the edge of a cliff. So cliché.
10
💀
Eric Cartman
has died
11
⚡
Patrick Mahomes tackles a zombie head-on. The zombie explodes. Patrick Mahomes gets up, covered in gore. 'TOUCHDOWN.' Camp applauds. Cleanup takes 2 hours.
+1
12
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Jour 12 : Un pont s'effondre, isolant la moitié du groupe. Albert Einstein doit improviser une traversée.
+9
13
🎒
Jeffrey Dahmer breaks the thermometer by shaking it too hard. Mercury spreads everywhere.
-4
16
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Danielle Collins dies on an abandoned court, caught by the horde after one too many desperate net rushes. Love-40, game over.
16
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Danielle Collins
has died
17
🌍
Jour 17 : La grêle tombe comme des balles de golf. Le toit du camp ne tiendra pas longtemps. Albert Einstein doit trouver une solution, vite.
+8
17
⚡
Jeffrey Dahmer organizes civilians into squads with the delicacy of a drill sergeant
-3
18
🎒
Albert Einstein skillfully zigzags on scooter between abandoned cars and escapes the zombies.
+6
23
💀
Jeffrey Dahmer applies the double-tap rule before Columbus even invented it
23
💀
Jeffrey Dahmer
has died
26
🎒
Patrick Mahomes crosses a narrow bridge on unicycle where no zombie can pass. Perfect balance!
+7
29
⚡
George Soros diversifies their portfolio by buying shares in atomic bunkers
+3
30
🌍
Jour 30 : George Soros récupère une guitare dans les décombres. Les soirées au camp viennent de gagner 3 étoiles.
+4
31
💀
Albert Einstein dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
31
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Albert Einstein
has died
33
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Jour 33 : George Soros découvre une source d'eau de montagne non contaminée. L'eau potable, nouveau pétrole.
+11
34
🎒
George Soros throws a flash grenade that blinds the entire horde, allowing the group to flee.
+6
34
⚡
Patrick Mahomes charges through hordes like a running back, clearing a path for survivors with unstoppable physical power — not even zombies can stop them.
+1
35
💀
Patrick Mahomes dies charging a horde too large, overwhelmed by numbers. The quarterback falls on the field. No timeout. No substitute.
35
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Patrick Mahomes
has died
36
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George Soros reste bloqué en plein milieu du téléphérique. Le vent balance la cabine. Les zombies attendent en bas.
-6
37
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George Soros organizes an IPO for their startup 'ZombieUber' - home brain delivery service
+3
38
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Jour 38 : Les réserves d'eau sont basses. George Soros doit organiser une expédition au supermarché le plus proche.
+4
41
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Jour 41 : George Soros découvre que les conserves récupérées sont périmées depuis 2019. Dilemme culinaire.
+4
42
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George Soros calculates the ROI of their survival and decides dying costs less than living
42
💀
George Soros
has died
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