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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 7 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Phoenix No-Defense | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Denver Horse-Track | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | My Team | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pre-season
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to what is probably going to be the most electric night of this season. The arena is packed to the rafters, there are people standing in the corridors, security gave up trying to control anything, and the DJ is blasting so loud the scoreboard is vibrating. We are here to talk about a legendary franchise. A team that has seen sacred monsters pass through, that has lived through dream seasons and nightmare years, that has rebuilt ten times over and always comes back with the same devouring hunger. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Donte Wilson on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. The man is massive, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. His teammate told me something last week that gave me chills. He said: "When he's silent in the locker room before a game, I know we're about to destroy everybody." The man doesn't talk, he executes. He doesn't celebrate, he absorbs. And when the buzzer is approaching and the score is tight, everybody knows. The teammates, the opponents, the refs, the guy selling nachos on the upper deck. Everybody knows the ball is ending up in his hands. And it's ending up in the basket. The budget? Look, I've seen GoFundMe campaigns with more money. We're below the salary floor, which means the league is literally going to HAND them cash to hit the legal minimum. It's embarrassing, but it's also a plan: tank hard, finish last, snag the first overall pick, and rebuild. The problem is they've been tanking for three years and never landed the top pick. Bad luck has a name, and it's this damn franchise.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-130 (L)
Donte Wilson opens with a buzzer-beater! This raw talent making an early statement!
Donte Wilson fires a pull-up jumper on the low block but can't connect! Lack of consistency showing!
Donte Wilson coughs up the orange! Tendency to rush strikes again at the top of the key!
Donte Wilson gives up the back door! Occasional mental lapses when overplaying!
Donte Wilson, this versatile guy, throws the hands up! Exasperated from the right corner!
Time to breathe. Donte Wilson has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. They say Donte Wilson eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
Brick! Donte Wilson misfires from way beyond the arc! Defense that's basically a suggestion at the worst time!
This raw talent Donte Wilson can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
Donte Wilson, this swiss-army-knife type, gets the ball poked away! Shaky emotions under pressure when protecting the rock!
Donte Wilson, this smooth operator, sits down hard on the bench! Defense that's basically a suggestion written all over his face!
Donte Wilson lets fly past the media. This dark horse not in the mood to talk.
Donte Wilson walks head down toward the tunnel. Donte Wilson drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
75-120 (L)
This hidden prospect Donte Wilson comes out firing! A buzzer beater in the first minute!
This hidden prospect Donte Wilson shanks a euro-step from way beyond the arc! That's uncharacteristic!
This total unknown Donte Wilson gets pickpocketed along the baseline! Sloppy handling!
Donte Wilson bites on the pump fake! This unknown gem sent flying on the low block!
Donte Wilson, this guy nobody was talking about, barks at the teammate! Tendency to force bad shots taking over!
Well-deserved break. Donte Wilson looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Intel: Donte Wilson once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Donte Wilson misfires from the left corner! Even this hungry young player has off nights!
Donte Wilson, this tweener, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
Donte Wilson shoots the Wilson right to the defense! Costly mistake by this rising star!
Donte Wilson explodes away from the huddle! This potential breakout star in a dark place mentally!
Donte Wilson had the chances but couldn't convert. This unknown gem left wanting.
Donte Wilson walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. Donte Wilson drags one foot after the other. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
77-122 (L)
Donte Wilson posts up with energy from the opening whistle! This potential breakout star locked in!
Donte Wilson launches a tear drop and... Airball! Shaky emotions under pressure at its peak!
Donte Wilson charges right into the defender! Turnover! Ego the size of Texas when controlling pace!
Donte Wilson, this swiss-army-knife type, lets the shooter get free facing the rim! Costly lapse!
Donte Wilson storms to the bench! This total unknown is visibly upset!
Rest. Donte Wilson buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Little secret: Donte Wilson listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
Donte Wilson, this rising star, comes up empty! A buzzer-beater off target from way beyond the arc!
Donte Wilson, this dude out of nowhere, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!
This dark horse Donte Wilson commits the 5-second violation! Clock management occasional mental lapses!
Donte Wilson, this raw talent, refuses to high-five! Hot head hurting the chemistry!
Donte Wilson spins to the tunnel in disappointment. This newcomer will learn from this.
Donte Wilson stares at his hands like he doesn't recognize them. Donte Wilson exhales. Again. And again. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
88-132 (L)
Tip-off! Donte Wilson gets us started! Let's go!
Donte Wilson dribbles the orange into nothing! Tendency to rush on full display tonight!
Donte Wilson, this swiss-army-knife type, gets stripped from way beyond the arc! Ego the size of Texas exposed!
Donte Wilson turns the head and loses the man! This player nobody saw coming napping defensively!
Donte Wilson slams the orange in frustration! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display!
Coach calls everyone back. Donte Wilson drags his feet toward the tunnel. Did you know Donte Wilson plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
This hungry young player Donte Wilson rattles it out! So close yet so far in the paint!
Donte Wilson misses from fatigue! This diamond in the rough can't get the elevation under the basket!
This potential breakout star Donte Wilson with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Donte Wilson, this smooth operator, waves off the play call! Tendency to rush hurting the team!
Donte Wilson, this dude out of nowhere, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Donte Wilson isolates in a corner, back against the wall. Donte Wilson tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
74-119 (L)
Donte Wilson, this rising star, draws first blood! A scoop layup to start!
Donte Wilson with the off-balance and-one! This dude out of nowhere couldn't set the feet!
Donte Wilson, this tweener, commits the travel! Hot head in the footwork!
Donte Wilson reacts too late to rotate! Tendency to rush on the help side!
This surprise package Donte Wilson slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
Halftime! Donte Wilson checks his stats on the board and winces. Fun fact: Donte Wilson was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. Play resumes! The coach set a few things straight in the locker room.
Donte Wilson with the contested buzzer beater at the top of the key! No good! Bad selection!
Donte Wilson grabs the shorts! This dark horse is running on fumes!
This dark horse Donte Wilson with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Donte Wilson glares at the scoreboard! This player nobody saw coming not happy with the situation!
This dark horse Donte Wilson leaves the hardwood with head held high. Fought to the end.
Donte Wilson mutters 'damn' under his breath. Donte Wilson says 'yeah' in the same tone. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
74-119 (L)
Donte Wilson, this versatile guy, takes the court! The immense pressure is electric!
This raw talent Donte Wilson muscles up a half-court heave but can't get it to fall!
Donte Wilson launches carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
Donte Wilson falls asleep on the weak side! Tendency to rush exposed!
Donte Wilson mouths off and picks up a T! Ego the size of Texas taking over!
The players leave the court. Donte Wilson clings to the tunnel railing. Juicy anecdote: Donte Wilson was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
Donte Wilson fires away the Wilson into the front rim! That's frustrating for this newcomer!
Donte Wilson is visibly tired! This unknown gem needs a timeout badly!
Donte Wilson with a wild pass that sails out! This newcomer giving it away!
This unknown gem Donte Wilson stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Donte Wilson, this tweener, hangs the head. Tough loss despite night-in night-out consistency effort.
Donte Wilson has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. Donte Wilson has aged ten years in forty minutes. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
74-118 (L)
This newcomer Donte Wilson opens the scoring! A finger roll! Early advantage!
Donte Wilson rushes a tear drop along the baseline! Tendency to rush creeping in!
Donte Wilson with the lazy pass! Lack of consistency leading to easy points!
Donte Wilson scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Tendency to force bad shots!
Donte Wilson explodes angrily after the turnover! This diamond in the rough spiraling!
Halftime whistle. Donte Wilson high-fives his teammates on the way out. I've been told Donte Wilson once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
Donte Wilson, this raw talent, sends the rock wide! The touch is off tonight!
This diamond in the rough Donte Wilson can barely jump! The springs are gone facing the rim!
Donte Wilson throws it away! Shaky emotions under pressure under pressure at the top of the key!
Donte Wilson, this total unknown, with the frustrated foul! Heavy feet in tough moments!
This newcomer Donte Wilson shakes hands and moves on. In the end, occasional mental lapses proved costly.
Donte Wilson has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. Donte Wilson has aged ten years in forty minutes. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
81-125 (L)
This diamond in the rough Donte Wilson means business! Fast start from way beyond the arc!
This hungry young player Donte Wilson whiffs on a hook shot! The crowd groans!
Donte Wilson, this swiss-army-knife type, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted at half court!
Donte Wilson, this combo guard, gets dunked on at half court! Poster material!
Donte Wilson explodes the towel! This total unknown showing defense that's basically a suggestion!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, Donte Wilson picks up the pace. The staff told me Donte Wilson sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This diamond in the rough Donte Wilson throws up a prayer driving to the hoop! Not answered!
Donte Wilson, this swiss-army-knife type, looks exhausted from way beyond the arc! The legs are gone!
Donte Wilson penetrates into a dead end at half court! Turnover! Lack of consistency!
Donte Wilson, this unknown gem, yells at the coaching staff! Occasional mental lapses causing friction!
This player nobody saw coming Donte Wilson congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this player nobody saw coming.
Donte Wilson hurls his mouthguard into the trash. Donte Wilson keeps his in, chewing on the frustration. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
90-134 (L)
This dude out of nowhere Donte Wilson in the starting lineup! Let's see what this dude out of nowhere brings!
This diamond in the rough Donte Wilson misfires again! Occasional mental lapses could cost the team!
This guy nobody was talking about Donte Wilson commits the offensive foul! Turnover from way beyond the arc!
Donte Wilson, this combo guard, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over defense that's basically a suggestion!
Donte Wilson gets a technical for complaining! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
Halftime! Donte Wilson is limping slightly heading off the court. Fun fact: Donte Wilson is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
Donte Wilson, this smooth operator, can't finish from downtown! That one stings!
This potential breakout star Donte Wilson stumbles! The fatigue is real after the 48 regulation minutes!
Donte Wilson tries to be too fancy and loses the damn ball! Injury-prone body in the decision-making!
Donte Wilson mutters to himself walking back! This guy nobody was talking about fighting inner demons!
Donte Wilson, this rising star, takes the loss hard. Tendency to rush at the wrong moments.
Donte Wilson turns back to look at the court one last time. Donte Wilson doesn't turn around. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
73-118 (L)
The game begins and Donte Wilson is ready! You can see freakish explosiveness written all over his face!
A free throw by Donte Wilson from downtown is way off! Tough night for this who-is-this-guy player!
Donte Wilson dunks into a trap! Injury-prone body when reading the defense!
This hidden prospect Donte Wilson fouls reaching in! Tendency to rush on defense!
Donte Wilson posts up and kicks the stanchion! This newcomer losing composure!
End of the first act. Donte Wilson is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Did you know Donte Wilson entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Donte Wilson crosses over the ball right into the defender's hands! Limited stamina!
Donte Wilson is cramping up! This unknown gem trying to shake it off! Occasional mental lapses!
This guy nobody was talking about Donte Wilson forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Donte Wilson can't mask the disappointment! This total unknown wearing it on the sleeve!
This diamond in the rough Donte Wilson tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Donte Wilson's gaze is cold, distant. Donte Wilson's gaze is hot, angry. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
89-133 (L)
Donte Wilson takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Donte Wilson, this smooth operator, can't get a thunderous slam to drop! Cold as ice tonight!
This newcomer Donte Wilson loses concentration and the rock with it!
This total unknown Donte Wilson picks up the cheap foul! Sometimes predictable game showing!
Donte Wilson drops the head after another miss! Limited stamina sapping the confidence!
Well-deserved break. Donte Wilson looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Confession: Donte Wilson believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
Donte Wilson dunks but overcooks it! Ego the size of Texas showing up again!
Donte Wilson is running on pure willpower! This hidden prospect refusing to quit!
Donte Wilson throws it into the stands! What was that from this hidden prospect!
Donte Wilson, this tweener, shows negative body language! Shaky emotions under pressure creeping in!
Donte Wilson walks off in silence. This unknown gem gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Donte Wilson scratches the back of his neck nervously. Donte Wilson has the look of someone who has seen things. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
75-119 (L)
Donte Wilson, this dude out of nowhere, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
This total unknown Donte Wilson with a rare miss from the right corner! Even the best stumble!
Donte Wilson loses the ball in traffic! This guy nobody was talking about can't afford that!
Donte Wilson loses the screen battle! Tendency to rush around the picks!
Donte Wilson, this versatile guy, pounds the scorer's table! Heavy feet on full display!
Break time. Donte Wilson bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Fun fact: Donte Wilson failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.
Donte Wilson, this who-is-this-guy player, fumbles the finish under the basket! Back to the drawing board!
Donte Wilson is gassed! This dude out of nowhere bent over at half court! Heavy feet catching up!
Donte Wilson with the backcourt violation! This total unknown under too much pressure!
This hungry young player Donte Wilson shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Donte Wilson reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Donte Wilson closes his eyes walking out. Donte Wilson keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
87-132 (L)
This guy nobody was talking about Donte Wilson gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Donte Wilson can't buy a bucket! Another miss from the right corner! Frustrating!
Donte Wilson with the errant pass! This who-is-this-guy player needs to settle down!
This total unknown Donte Wilson can't recover! Scored on under the basket! Ego the size of Texas!
This dark horse Donte Wilson fouls hard out of frustration! Sometimes predictable game showing!
Break. Donte Wilson's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Locker room intel: Donte Wilson has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
This raw talent Donte Wilson puts up a buzzer beater but it won't fall! Off night!
This hidden prospect Donte Wilson has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This player nobody saw coming Donte Wilson dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
This player nobody saw coming Donte Wilson gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Donte Wilson sits alone on the bench. This dark horse processing the defeat.
Donte Wilson refuses to watch the replay on the jumbotron. Donte Wilson watches it and immediately regrets it. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
77-122 (L)
This surprise package Donte Wilson catches the orange early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Donte Wilson can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this hidden prospect!
Donte Wilson passes to nobody! This guy nobody was talking about with a head-scratching decision!
This potential breakout star Donte Wilson commits the and-one foul! Tendency to rush in positioning!
This rising star Donte Wilson hangs the head after the miss! Deflated from the left corner!
Halftime. Donte Wilson glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. The staff told me Donte Wilson sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Donte Wilson, this swiss-army-knife type, wastes a golden chance with a wild buzzer beater!
Donte Wilson blows past a step slower than usual! Shaky emotions under pressure in the tank!
Donte Wilson, this smooth operator, steps out of bounds with the Wilson! Mental lapse!
This raw talent Donte Wilson can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Donte Wilson, this swiss-army-knife type, trudges off the palace of hoops. Lessons to take from this one.
Donte Wilson hurls his water bottle at the wall. Donte Wilson flinches but doesn't react. Your commentator survived one game, four coffees, and a sandwich of questionable date. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
86-130 (L)
Donte Wilson, this do-it-all player, announced to huge cheers! An electric crowd!
Donte Wilson, this swiss-army-knife type, gets the look but can't convert along the baseline!
Donte Wilson, this smooth operator, gets called for the carry! Tendency to rush in ball-handling!
Donte Wilson lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this potential breakout star fooled!
This hungry young player Donte Wilson throws an elbow in frustration! Lack of consistency on full display!
Rest time. Donte Wilson isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Quick anecdote about Donte Wilson: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
A devastating dunk from Donte Wilson hits the iron! Injury-prone body under the spotlight!
Donte Wilson asks for the ball to slow the pace! This hidden prospect needs air!
Donte Wilson, this do-it-all player, fumbles the entry pass on the low block!
Donte Wilson picks up the second technical! This newcomer ejected! Limited stamina!
This dude out of nowhere Donte Wilson stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this dude out of nowhere wanted.
Donte Wilson snaps at the bench on his way out. Donte Wilson says nothing, but his look says everything. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Donte Wilson.
Season Journal
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to what is probably going to be the most electric night of this season. The arena is packed to the rafters, there are people standing in the corridors, security gave up trying to control anything, and the DJ is blasting so loud the scoreboard is vibrating. We are here to talk about a legendary franchise. A team that has seen sacred monsters pass through, that has lived through dream seasons and nightmare years, that has rebuilt ten times over and always comes back with the same devouring hunger. The team with no name, baby!
Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Donte Wilson on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. The man is massive, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them.
His teammate told me something last week that gave me chills. He said: "When he's silent in the locker room before a game, I know we're about to destroy everybody." The man doesn't talk, he executes. He doesn't celebrate, he absorbs. And when the buzzer is approaching and the score is tight, everybody knows. The teammates, the opponents, the refs, the guy selling nachos on the upper deck. Everybody knows the ball is ending up in his hands. And it's ending up in the basket.
The budget? Look, I've seen GoFundMe campaigns with more money. We're below the salary floor, which means the league is literally going to HAND them cash to hit the legal minimum. It's embarrassing, but it's also a plan: tank hard, finish last, snag the first overall pick, and rebuild. The problem is they've been tanking for three years and never landed the top pick. Bad luck has a name, and it's this damn franchise.
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Donte Wilson.
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