☠️
93
Days survived
164
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
141
🗺️ Km traveled
28
👑 Decisions
21
🩺 Rescues
99
🍳 Meals cooked
15
🪤 Traps built
66
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
38 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Thor and Barry Allen were on the wrong side. Chris Kyle spotted them from the roof of a bus. Anna Qabale Duba, Gordon Ramsay, and Mark Zuckerberg were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Joe Biden, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
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Day 1: Chris Kyle drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
1
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📍 Meat packing district. Hooks swing empty. Gordon Ramsay: "The tables have turned."
0
2
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Thor wears a crown made of beer cans and sits on a pallet throne. Ridiculous, but nobody dares laugh.
+2
4
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Day 4: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Mark Zuckerberg must improvise a crossing.
+9
5
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Joe Biden holds democratic votes for every camp decision. It's slower than Congress, but the group stays united.
+3
5
🎂
Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
6
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Joe Biden dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
6
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Joe Biden
has died
8
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Day 8: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Anna Qabale Duba must treat everyone with limited resources.
+8
11
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Day 11: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Barry Allen must improvise.
+11
12
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Unusual: Anna Qabale Duba plots contamination curves on camp wall. The curves rise. All the time. He adds colors. Doesn't change the trend.
+4
15
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Thor demands to be called 'Your Majesty' during the apocalypse. The group unanimously votes for exile. Democracy wins.
+2
15
🎂
Chris Kyle (39 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
16
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Poetic Death: Chris Kyle dies in their sniper's nest, scope still to the eye. The last bullet hit its target.
16
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Chris Kyle
has died
19
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Day 19: Gordon Ramsay discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
21
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Mark Zuckerberg codes a script to optimize food rations. Script crashes. Classic - it's always the dependencies.
+3
24
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Barry Allen uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
29
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Day 29: Thor trips over a decapitated zombie and breaks their wrist. The enemy strikes even after death.
-6
31
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Mark Zuckerberg dies staring at the terminal. Last command entered: sudo kill -9 zombie. Access denied.
31
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Mark Zuckerberg
has died
32
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Day 32: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Barry Allen must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
32
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Thor organizes survivors into a makeshift kingdom with hierarchy, laws and chores. Plot twist: it actually works.
+2
33
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Day 33: Thor finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
39
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
46
📌
📍 Wall Street is abandoned. Zombies shuffle past the bull statue. Anna Qabale Duba: "Finally, a bear market."
0
52
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Thor refuses to retreat, claiming kings never back down. Unfortunately, zombies didn't get the memo about royal protocol.
52
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Thor
has died
53
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Day 53: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Barry Allen must save what can be saved.
+13
54
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Barry Allen flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
56
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Day 56: Gordon Ramsay must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
+3
57
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
60
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Poetic Death: Anna Qabale Duba dies contaminated in hot zone during data collection. His final epidemiological curves transmitted by radio. Sacrifice for data.
60
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Anna Qabale Duba
has died
63
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Day 63: Barry Allen spots a zombie wearing a USB drive around its neck. Potentially crucial.
+6
64
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Day 64: Gordon Ramsay tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
66
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
75
⚡
Barry Allen realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
80
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
80
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
87
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Day 87: Barry Allen must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
-11
91
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Day 91: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Barry Allen must guide the group through this pea soup.
+4
91
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Barry Allen: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
93
💀
Barry Allen wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
93
💀
Barry Allen
has died
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