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122
Days survived
308
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
179
🗺️ Km traveled
36
👑 Decisions
27
🩺 Rescues
140
🍳 Meals cooked
24
🪤 Traps built
110
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
49 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Vladimir Putin was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Scout and Mike Tyson had barricaded the entrances. Medic was already treating the first injuries. Indiana Jones found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Bill Gates rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Homer Simpson... Homer Simpson just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. Bill Gates: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
0
3
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Day 3: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Vladimir Putin must improvise.
+11
3
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Day 3: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. Scout takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
+3
4
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Scout races down a slope in a supermarket cart at full speed and loses the zombies!
+5
4
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Mike Tyson breaks their knuckles on one particularly thick-skulled zombie. No gloves, no glory, no more fighting.
+2
5
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Vladimir Putin does popping on the scooter and zombies stop to watch
0
6
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Homer Simpson improvises a barricade with rejected resumes and cover letters
+4
7
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Indiana Jones identifies the area's zombie boss and whispers 'Finally, a real challenge'
7
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Indiana Jones
has died
9
⚡
Mike Tyson sets up a zombie vs survivor boxing match. Round 1: the zombie doesn't wait for the bell and fights dirty.
+2
12
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Medic diagnoses the zombie infection status of a suspicious survivor
+4
18
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Homer Simpson fries potatoes found in a field. Fries during apocalypse is absolute luxury.
+6
18
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Mike Tyson has exhausted all shurikens and starts throwing coasters instead.
+2
19
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Day 19: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Scout must find an alternative approach.
+5
21
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Day 21: It's raining frogs. Literally. Homer Simpson doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
+3
29
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Homer Simpson wonders if this is the right time for a career change
29
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Homer Simpson
has died
30
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Scout carves a notch for every zombie killed. The weapon looks like a grocery store barcode.
+3
31
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Day 31: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Medic must secure the perimeter without electricity.
+6
35
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Medic uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
37
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Day 37: Medic intercepts a radio signal announcing a safe zone 50 km away. Hope reborn, suspicion too.
+12
40
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Scout wipes out an entire horde for three days' worth of rations. Cold, efficient, expensive — but worth every bite.
+3
46
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📍 Park Slope. Yoga studio windows smashed. Vladimir Putin: "Downward dog, dead dog."
0
47
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Medic hits a zombie right between the eyes with a stone from their slingshot.
+4
48
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Medic shoots a pebble that ricochets off 7 surfaces before returning to hit him in the forehead.
48
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Medic
has died
49
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Vladimir Putin negotiates with zombies from the presidential bunker
+4
51
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Bill Gates opens all the zoo cages with his crowbar. Now there are lions too.
+2
52
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Day 52: Mike Tyson finds a military walkie-talkie still functional. Communication changes everything.
+7
52
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Day 52: Vladimir Putin has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
57
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Scout steps on their rake which swings up and hits them in the face. Classic.
-4
59
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Bill Gates tries rebooting a server mid-attack. 'Just loading...' Zombies don't do loading screens.
+3
64
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Bill Gates dies staring at the terminal. Last command entered: sudo kill -9 zombie. Access denied.
64
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Bill Gates
has died
65
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Vladimir Putin blames the opposition for the zombie invasion
+4
68
🎒
Mike Tyson wears a top hat and monocle while riding the velocipede. Distinguished apocalypse.
+3
70
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Day 70: Scout recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
71
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Vladimir Putin declares zombie state of emergency (as if that changes anything)
+4
80
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Day 80: Vladimir Putin opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
81
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Scout opens a fresh soda found in a vending machine. The sugar gives everyone a boost.
+4
82
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Scout dies in combat, alone, far from any camp. No one will know. No one will pay the tab.
82
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Scout
has died
89
🎂
Mike Tyson is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
91
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📍 Rooftop garden. Tomatoes still growing. Mike Tyson: "Life finds a way. So does death."
0
94
⚡
Mike Tyson goes full Rocky on the undead, dropping zombies with haymakers and keeping the group safe in close quarters.
+2
95
🌍
Day 95: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Mike Tyson must navigate blind.
-18
97
🎒
Vladimir Putin discovers the cookies are infested with weevils. Appetite is lost for the day.
-4
99
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Day 99: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. Vladimir Putin leads the last defense.
+13
101
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Vladimir Putin makes caltrops with Lego. Just as painful, if not more.
+3
102
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Vladimir Putin takes the scooter handlebar to the stomach after a failed jump. Fatal perforation.
102
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Vladimir Putin
has died
107
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Mike Tyson cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
112
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Day 112: Mike Tyson finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
113
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Day 113: Mike Tyson catches two wild rabbits. First real fresh meat meal in weeks.
+8
122
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Mike Tyson dies on their feet, fists raised, refusing to go down even when overwhelmed by the horde - a true champion's exit.
122
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Mike Tyson
has died
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