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45
Days survived
83
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
71
🗺️ Km traveled
15
👑 Decisions
14
🩺 Rescues
43
🍳 Meals cooked
7
🪤 Traps built
25
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
31 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Jesus Christ spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Iron Man nodded without a word. Hulk cracked their knuckles. Spider-Man opened their first aid kit. Wolverine pulled a camping stove from their bag. Scott Lang pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Professor X looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
🌍
Day 1: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Spider-Man must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
+7
1
🎒
Wolverine leaves banana peels everywhere like in Mario Kart.
+3
1
Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
1
🎂
Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
1
💀
Scott Lang gets in the trebuchet arm out of curiosity. Someone pulls the lever. 300-meter glide without parachute.
1
💀
Scott Lang
has died
1
📌
📍 The High Line park. Zombies stumble through gardens. Professor X: "Urban renewal took a weird turn."
0
3
🎒
Iron Man mounts their broomstick and charges the zombies screaming 'Expelliarmus!'
+3
5
🌍
Day 5: Jesus Christ trips over a decapitated zombie and breaks their wrist. The enemy strikes even after death.
-6
6
Professor X makes zombies line up in pairs
-1
9
💀
Hulk injects an experimental serum as a last resort. The notebook entries stop at 'Subject: myself. Result: in progress...'
9
💀
Hulk
has died
10
Wolverine names the makeshift raft 'Unsinkable II.' It sinks in 20 minutes. Too soon?
0
13
🌍
Day 13: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Spider-Man must deal with this.
+4
13
🎒
Professor X offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
17
💀
Professor X summons a zombie to the office for bad behavior
17
💀
Professor X
has died
20
🎒
Wolverine fries potatoes found in a field. Fries during apocalypse is absolute luxury.
+6
21
Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
22
🌍
Day 22: A survivor is having a panic attack and wants to leave the camp. Jesus Christ must reason with them.
+4
25
💀
Wolverine goes down with the ship, refusing to abandon the wheel. Captain till the bitter end.
25
💀
Wolverine
has died
26
🎒
Spider-Man opens the chip bag and the crunching noise alerts all zombies within 200 meters.
-5
27
Spider-Man flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+2
30
🌍
Day 30: Jesus Christ must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
+6
33
💀
Spider-Man wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
33
💀
Spider-Man
has died
36
🎒
Jesus Christ uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
37
🌍
Day 37: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. Iron Man takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
+3
37
Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
38
💀
Iron Man tips over the big wheel of the velocipede and falls two meters headfirst.
38
💀
Iron Man
has died
40
🌍
Day 40: Jesus Christ forgets to close the camp gate after a night outing. Three zombies walk in like they own the place.
-8
41
🌍
Day 41: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Jesus Christ must improvise.
+11
42
🎒
Jesus Christ strikes a zombie with their judge's gavel shouting 'Guilty!' The zombie collapses.
+5
43
🎒
Jesus Christ screams 'Wheeeee!' in the mine cart like on a roller coaster. Underground tourism.
+3
45
💀
Jesus Christ throws their judge's gavel which bounces off the desk and comes back into their jaw.
45
💀
Jesus Christ
has died

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