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Days survived
61
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
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🗺️ Km traveled
11
👑 Decisions
10
🩺 Rescues
71
🍳 Meals cooked
5
🪤 Traps built
40
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
23 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Zohran Mamdani, Jesus Christ, Ted Bundy, Doc Holliday, George Soros, Mitch Epstein, and Jeffrey Epstein found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Zohran Mamdani screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Ted Bundy pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Doc Holliday ran to the pharmacy aisle. George Soros emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Mitch Epstein cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Jesus Christ found the stairs to the roof. Jeffrey Epstein was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
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Jour 1 : Un labo pharmaceutique intact est repéré. Zohran Mamdani doit le fouiller sans réveiller les zombies en hibernation.
+10
1
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George Soros diversifies their portfolio by buying shares in atomic bunkers
+4
1
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📍 The subway tunnels echo with groans. Jeffrey Epstein: "Still smells better than rush hour."
0
2
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Mitch Epstein takes 'before/after apocalypse' survivor portraits
2
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Mitch Epstein
has died
3
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Doc Holliday treats the group's wounds with makeshift medical supplies
+4
6
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Jour 6 : Ted Bundy confond le signal d'alerte avec la sonnerie du dîner. Arrive au réfectoire en pleine attaque.
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Jesus Christ builds fortifications that would make Game of Thrones architects jealous
7
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Jesus Christ
has died
9
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Zohran Mamdani motivates survivors with an epic rap battle
+3
12
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Jour 12 : Doc Holliday trouve un lot de piles neuves. Luxe suprême en période d'apocalypse.
+6
14
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Jeffrey Epstein launches a 'Zombies Without Borders' foundation to cure the undead
14
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
16
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Zohran Mamdani raps so hard that zombies freeze in admiration
+3
20
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Jour 20 : George Soros mange un champignon douteux et passe 24h aux toilettes. Les zombies, eux, n'ont pas ce genre de problème.
-5
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Ted Bundy se noie dans l'inondation en essayant de sauver les provisions. L'eau montait trop vite. Les boîtes de conserve flottent encore, pas Ted Bundy.
21
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Ted Bundy
has died
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Jour 24 : Des zombies creusent un tunnel sous le camp. George Soros doit organiser la contre-offensive souterraine.
+9
28
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George Soros negotiates an exclusive contract with zombies to monopolize the brain market
+4
32
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George Soros se réfugie sous un arbre pendant l'orage. La foudre n'a pas lu le manuel de survie non plus.
32
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George Soros
has died
33
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Jour 33 : Doc Holliday repère un véhicule blindé abandonné. Mais le réservoir est vide et les zombies rôdent.
+5
34
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Doc Holliday improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
+4
38
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Doc Holliday attempts emergency amputation to stop zombie infection
38
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Doc Holliday
has died
40
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Zohran Mamdani uses their microphone as a stylish blunt weapon
+3
41
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Jour 41 : Zohran Mamdani découvre que les conserves récupérées sont périmées depuis 2019. Dilemme culinaire.
+4
42
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Jour 41 : Une éclaircie après des semaines de grisaille. Le moral remonte. Zohran Mamdani organise une sortie pour profiter du soleil et explorer les environs.
+3
44
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Zohran Mamdani distracts zombies by rapping their life story
44
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Zohran Mamdani
has died
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