☠️
142
Days survived
323
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
201
🗺️ Km traveled
37
👑 Decisions
40
🩺 Rescues
214
🍳 Meals cooked
29
🪤 Traps built
143
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
51 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Barack Obama, Hawkeye, Shaquille O'Neal, Doctor Strange, Sanji, Sheldon Cooper, and Kevin Hart found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Barack Obama screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Shaquille O'Neal pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Doctor Strange ran to the pharmacy aisle. Sanji emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Sheldon Cooper cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Hawkeye found the stairs to the roof. Kevin Hart was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Day 1: Sanji discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
1
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📍 Battery Park. Ferry terminal abandoned. Hawkeye: "Staten Island never looked so good."
0
2
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Barack Obama juggles grenades while pedaling the unicycle. The apocalypse circus is born.
+5
2
🎂
Barack Obama is 65 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
3
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Day 3: Hawkeye finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
3
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Doctor Strange recites an incantation while brandishing their sacrificial dagger. No effect. The zombies don't care.
-3
3
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Unusual - Barack Obama tries to organize democratic elections in a besieged bunker
+4
3
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Hawkeye crafts arrows from toothbrushes and coat hangers
+2
4
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Kevin Hart is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
4
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Kevin Hart
has died
5
⚡
Sanji seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
8
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Day 8: Rats invade the grain storage. Sanji must eliminate them without wasting ammunition.
+3
8
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Hawkeye throws a shuriken that bounces off the wall and returns like a boomerang.
-4
11
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Failure - Sheldon Cooper botches the experiment and accidentally turns a survivor into an evolved zombie
+4
12
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Shaquille O'Neal is 54 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
16
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Day 16: Three survivor children are trapped in a school bus surrounded by zombies. Barack Obama must extract them.
+10
18
🎒
Doctor Strange takes off in a hot air balloon and observes zombie movements from the sky. Perfect aerial mapping!
+7
23
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Hawkeye retrieves arrows from zombie skulls like Daryl Dixon
23
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Hawkeye
has died
33
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Day 33: Sanji discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
33
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Unusual - Sheldon Cooper publishes zombie apocalypse findings in a scientific journal nobody reads
+4
38
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Barack Obama leaves banana peels everywhere like in Mario Kart.
+3
42
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Day 42: Barack Obama must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
+6
46
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📍 Flatiron Building. Zombies trapped in the narrow street. Sanji: "Geometry saves lives."
0
52
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Shaquille O'Neal lands a perfect high kick... zombie head pops clean off and rolls away. Technical victory, but gross as hell.
+4
54
🎒
Sanji crosses the ravine by cable car, sheltered from ground zombies. Peaceful journey through the air!
+7
58
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Poetic death - Sheldon Cooper dies eaten by his own zombie test subject he thought he had tamed
58
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Sheldon Cooper
has died
59
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Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
62
🎒
Shaquille O'Neal weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
66
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Day 66: Shaquille O'Neal mistakes a zombie for a sleeping survivor and offers it coffee. Awkward moment.
-3
66
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Day 66: A rival group offers a shady deal. Barack Obama must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
68
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Doctor Strange attempts brain transplant between two survivors
+4
70
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Barack Obama burns their fingers with boiling oil from the fries. No fries are worth that.
-4
71
💀
Sanji sees the cable car cable snap strand by strand. The last strand gives way. Free fall.
71
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Sanji
has died
82
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Shaquille O'Neal sets the marshmallows on fire and burns their fingers in panic.
-3
86
🎒
Doctor Strange uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
89
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Day 89: A giant zombie, probably a former wrestler, blocks the camp's only exit. Shaquille O'Neal must face it.
+12
91
📌
📍 Rooftop garden. Tomatoes still growing. Shaquille O'Neal: "Life finds a way. So does death."
0
96
⚡
Doctor Strange uses scalpel as surgical precision weapon
+4
97
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Success - Barack Obama rallies a coalition of survivors with their political charisma
+4
98
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Day 98: Shaquille O'Neal recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
103
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Doctor Strange ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
103
💀
Doctor Strange
has died
115
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Failure - Barack Obama botches their campaign speech to zombies who applaud by groaning
+4
116
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Shaquille O'Neal takes out three zombies bare-handed with brutal elbows and knees. Like Rocky vs. the undead, minus the eye of the tiger.
+4
118
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Day 118: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Barack Obama must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
-7
119
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Day 119: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Barack Obama watches the scene, puzzled.
+3
120
🎒
Shaquille O'Neal scatters caltrops that slow down the entire zombie horde.
+5
121
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Shaquille O'Neal dies standing, fists up, still in fighting stance. Final bell rang, but this ring had no ropes to lean on.
121
💀
Shaquille O'Neal
has died
129
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Day 129: Barack Obama uses the last disinfectant to clean their hands after eating chips. Priorities.
-4
130
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Day 130: Barack Obama steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
136
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Barack Obama: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
137
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Day 137: Barack Obama opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
142
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Poetic death - Barack Obama dies while giving one last patriotic speech to zombies
142
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Barack Obama
has died
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