My dream starting five — basketball_team 🇺🇸
1 members · TeamBranch
Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Denver Horse-Track | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Houston Blast-Off | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 12 | Phoenix No-Defense | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | My Team | 0 | 15 | 0 |
Pre-season
Shut the hell up for two seconds and listen to that sound. That low rumble, that murmur of 20,000 people holding their breath at the same time. That's the sound of an arena that knows tonight is going to be something. We're here for a franchise that's in the DNA of this league, a club with as many banners in the rafters as ghosts in the locker room. Legends have walked this court, careers have been shattered here, and miracles have been born on this very floor. Tonight, we write the next chapter. The team with no name, baby! Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. Kevin Durant. Just the name sends chills through the building. Standing at 208 cm, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face. The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around. The budget is like the guy who goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, orders one entree and splits the dessert. It's not poverty, but it's not the high life either. They've got a decent roster, nobody's complaining, but nobody's saying "damn, what a squad" either. Solid without being spectacular. The kind of team that beats you on a Tuesday and you've forgotten about them by Wednesday morning. But underestimate them and they'll make you pay.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
78-122 (L)
This certified bucket Kevin Durant comes out aggressive! Opens with a bucket facing the rim!
Kevin Durant, this elite player, sends the Wilson wide! The touch is off tonight!
This franchise guy Kevin Durant gets pickpocketed from way beyond the arc! Sloppy handling!
Kevin Durant loses the screen battle! Sometimes predictable game around the picks!
This bonafide star Kevin Durant can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Break time. Kevin Durant bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Did you know Kevin Durant once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
Kevin Durant takes off the pill right into the defender's hands! Shaky emotions under pressure!
Kevin Durant launches but the legs won't cooperate! Tendency to force bad shots catching up!
Kevin Durant, this towering presence, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted on the low block!
Kevin Durant, this long boy, throws the hands up! Exasperated driving to the hoop!
Kevin Durant, this colossus, trudges off the venue. Lessons to take from this one.
Kevin Durant's complexion is grey. Kevin Durant's is red. Defeat comes in different colors. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
84-128 (L)
Kevin Durant, this towering presence, sets the tone immediately! An off-the-charts basketball IQ from the jump!
Kevin Durant forces up a deep three over the defense! Limited stamina! Bad decision!
Kevin Durant charges right into the defender! Turnover! Sometimes predictable game when controlling pace!
Kevin Durant gets caught flat-footed! This All-Star caliber talent beaten to the spot!
Kevin Durant glares at the scoreboard! This top-tier talent not happy with the situation!
Break. Kevin Durant's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Did you know Kevin Durant knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Miami Heart-Attack's colors. By accident, obviously. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
Kevin Durant forces an and-one at the buzzer! This elite player trying too hard!
Kevin Durant grabs the shorts! This elite player is running on fumes!
This multi-time All-Star Kevin Durant commits the 5-second violation! Clock management hot head!
Kevin Durant gets a technical for complaining! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
Kevin Durant reflects on what could have been. Hot head the difference tonight.
Kevin Durant taps the tunnel wall as if trying to pass through it. Kevin Durant walks through the door without pushing it. Behind the scenes, I learned Kevin Durant was also a volunteer firefighter in a past life. You can feel it in the game. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
87-132 (L)
Game time! Kevin Durant and this franchise guy ready to put on a show at the gymnasium!
Kevin Durant, this big-name player, pulls the trigger at half court but no luck!
This guy everybody knows Kevin Durant dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Kevin Durant, this big fella, gets dunked on back to the basket! Poster material!
Kevin Durant drops the head after another miss! Heavy feet sapping the confidence!
Halftime! Kevin Durant looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Rumor has it Kevin Durant tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
Kevin Durant, this reliable star, with a contested pull-up jumper that misses from downtown!
Kevin Durant goes to work sluggishly! Tendency to force bad shots catching up with this top-tier talent!
This world-class player Kevin Durant commits the offensive foul! Turnover in transition!
Kevin Durant, this beanpole, waves off the play call! Occasional mental lapses hurting the team!
This elite player Kevin Durant shakes hands and moves on. In the end, tendency to rush proved costly.
Kevin Durant is the last one off the court, shoulders hunched. Kevin Durant waits at the tunnel entrance. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
85-129 (L)
Kevin Durant opens with a buzzer-beater! This bonafide star making an early statement!
Kevin Durant fires a buzzer beater from the right corner but can't connect! Lack of consistency showing!
Kevin Durant blows past into a trap! Ego the size of Texas when reading the defense!
Kevin Durant gets burned on the drive! Tendency to force bad shots in lateral movement!
Kevin Durant, this giant, shows negative body language! Heavy feet creeping in!
Break! Kevin Durant rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. Anecdote: Kevin Durant slipped on a banana peel during practice. The videos leaked. The internet never forgets. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
Kevin Durant, this mammoth, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this franchise guy!
Kevin Durant, this beanpole, with tired legs from way beyond the arc! Lack of consistency slowing this big-name player down!
This world-class player Kevin Durant with turnover number lengths ahead! Sometimes predictable game is piling up!
Kevin Durant, this All-Star caliber talent, refuses to high-five! Tendency to rush hurting the chemistry!
Kevin Durant sits alone on the bench. This guy everybody knows processing the defeat.
Kevin Durant rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. Kevin Durant picks up his own and folds it carefully. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
82-126 (L)
Tip-off! Kevin Durant gets us started! Let's go!
Kevin Durant with a rough fadeaway jumper at the top of the key! Tendency to rush at the worst time!
Kevin Durant, this mammoth, gets called for the carry! Occasional mental lapses in ball-handling!
Kevin Durant, this titan, can't keep up with the speed! Injury-prone body exposed!
Kevin Durant slams the rock in frustration! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display!
Halftime! Kevin Durant is limping slightly heading off the court. Small detail: Kevin Durant wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
Kevin Durant, this max-contract guy, comes up empty! An and-one off target from way beyond the arc!
Kevin Durant, this max-contract guy, sucking wind after that sprint! The four quarters of battle!
Kevin Durant, this titan, fumbles the entry pass at the top of the key!
This multi-time All-Star Kevin Durant shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
This headliner Kevin Durant leaves the temple of basketball with head held high. Fought to the end.
Kevin Durant turns back to look at the court one last time. Kevin Durant doesn't turn around. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Kevin Durant. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
73-118 (L)
This world-class player Kevin Durant gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Kevin Durant, this bonafide star, can't convert the fast break! Wasted opportunity!
Kevin Durant, this 7-footer, steps out of bounds with the rock! Mental lapse!
Kevin Durant turns the head and loses the man! This big-name player napping defensively!
This established star Kevin Durant fouls hard out of frustration! Injury-prone body showing!
The players head to the locker room. Kevin Durant is sweating like a racehorse. True story: Kevin Durant had his parking spot stolen by Los Angeles Nursing-Home's mascot. Still talks about it. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Kevin Durant clanks another one off the rim! This All-Star caliber talent needs to find rhythm!
Kevin Durant, this oversized freak, looks exhausted in transition! The legs are gone!
Kevin Durant coughs up the ball! Sometimes predictable game strikes again driving to the hoop!
Kevin Durant shoots away from the huddle! This big-name player in a dark place mentally!
Kevin Durant walks off in silence. This max-contract guy gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Kevin Durant hurls his mouthguard into the trash. Kevin Durant keeps his in, chewing on the frustration. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
77-121 (L)
Kevin Durant, this guy everybody knows, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Kevin Durant lets fly but overcooks it! Hot head showing up again!
This world-class player Kevin Durant loses concentration and the rock with it!
Kevin Durant reacts too late to rotate! Tendency to force bad shots on the help side!
This top-tier talent Kevin Durant stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
End of the first act. Kevin Durant is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Anecdote: Kevin Durant once wore his jersey inside out for the entire first quarter. Nobody dared say anything. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
Kevin Durant takes a tough finger roll and it doesn't go! Shaky emotions under pressure in shot selection!
Kevin Durant, this established star, is dragging! The 4 periods of 12 minutes minutes taking their toll!
Kevin Durant, this tower, commits the travel! Shaky emotions under pressure in the footwork!
Kevin Durant mutters to himself walking back! This certified bucket fighting inner demons!
Kevin Durant shoots to the tunnel in disappointment. This big-name player will learn from this.
Kevin Durant closes his eyes walking out. Kevin Durant keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
83-127 (L)
Kevin Durant launches with energy from the opening whistle! This big-name player locked in!
Kevin Durant, this tree of a man, loses the handle and the opportunity! Lack of consistency!
Kevin Durant attacks the Wilson right to the defense! Costly mistake by this big-name player!
Kevin Durant, this beanpole, gets exploited in the switch! Lack of consistency exposed in the mismatch!
Kevin Durant lets fly the towel! This headliner showing tendency to force bad shots!
Intermission. Kevin Durant dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Exclusive info: Kevin Durant is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Kevin Durant, this 7-footer, can't finish at the buzzer! That one stings!
Kevin Durant, this big fella, laboring up and down! Tendency to force bad shots draining the energy!
Kevin Durant throws it away! Lack of consistency under pressure facing the rim!
This established star Kevin Durant gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Kevin Durant had the chances but couldn't convert. This reliable star left wanting.
Kevin Durant mutters while walking out. Kevin Durant watches from the corner of his eye, worried. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
83-127 (L)
Kevin Durant launches onto the floor! The crowd roars for this guy everybody knows!
Kevin Durant with the off-balance bank shot! This max-contract guy couldn't set the feet!
Kevin Durant pulls up carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
This franchise guy Kevin Durant commits the and-one foul! Sometimes predictable game in positioning!
Kevin Durant shoots angrily after the turnover! This world-class player spiraling!
The players head in. Kevin Durant slips on the wet tunnel floor. Fun fact: Kevin Durant blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
Kevin Durant with a wild attempt! This multi-time All-Star not finding the range tonight!
Kevin Durant is gassed! This big-name player bent over at half court! Hot head catching up!
Kevin Durant throws it into the stands! What was that from this franchise guy!
Kevin Durant, this All-Star caliber talent, with the frustrated foul! Lack of consistency in tough moments!
This franchise guy Kevin Durant tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Kevin Durant takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Kevin Durant doesn't drink. Throat too tight. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
90-135 (L)
This elite player Kevin Durant catches the ball early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Kevin Durant misfires from downtown! Even this All-Star caliber talent has off nights!
Kevin Durant crosses over into a dead end at half court! Turnover! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
This franchise guy Kevin Durant gives up the offensive rebound! Occasional mental lapses when boxing out!
Kevin Durant storms to the bench! This All-Star caliber talent is visibly upset!
Break time. Kevin Durant bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. The staff told me Kevin Durant sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
This headliner Kevin Durant with a rare miss at half court! Even the best stumble!
Kevin Durant asks for the ball to slow the pace! This certified bucket needs air!
Kevin Durant with the lazy pass! Limited stamina leading to easy points!
Kevin Durant rises up and kicks the stanchion! This elite player losing composure!
Kevin Durant, this big-name player, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Kevin Durant takes off his shoes and carries them like a ghost. Kevin Durant follows the same path. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
77-122 (L)
This franchise guy Kevin Durant in the starting lineup! Let's see what this franchise guy brings!
Kevin Durant, this big fella, gets stuffed trying an alley-oop! Denied!
This max-contract guy Kevin Durant with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Kevin Durant gets posted up and scored on! This world-class player overpowered!
This max-contract guy Kevin Durant slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
Cut! Halftime. Kevin Durant's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Anecdote: Kevin Durant tried to impress the New York Over-Timers players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
Kevin Durant misses the open look! This All-Star caliber talent can't believe it! Ego the size of Texas!
Kevin Durant takes off a step slower than usual! Ego the size of Texas in the tank!
Kevin Durant, this mountain of a man, gets stripped from way beyond the arc! Sometimes predictable game exposed!
Kevin Durant can't mask the disappointment! This guy everybody knows wearing it on the sleeve!
Kevin Durant, this jersey-selling name, takes the loss hard. Tendency to rush at the wrong moments.
Kevin Durant isolates in a corner, back against the wall. Kevin Durant tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
85-130 (L)
Kevin Durant, this absolute unit, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
Kevin Durant dribbles the Spalding awkwardly! The touch just isn't there for this established star!
Kevin Durant loses the ball in traffic! This guy everybody knows can't afford that!
Kevin Durant, this beanpole, fouls unnecessarily from the right corner! Hot head!
This world-class player Kevin Durant hangs the head after the miss! Deflated from downtown!
End of the second quarter. Kevin Durant is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Anecdote of the day: Kevin Durant forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
Kevin Durant, this multi-time All-Star, fumbles the finish in the paint! Back to the drawing board!
Kevin Durant, this franchise guy, making mistakes from exhaustion! The body is failing!
Kevin Durant passes to nobody! This elite player with a head-scratching decision!
Kevin Durant picks up the second technical! This elite player ejected! Shaky emotions under pressure!
Kevin Durant, this titan, hangs the head. Tough loss despite that dawg mentality effort.
Kevin Durant replays the score in his head on a loop. Kevin Durant tries to think about something else. Tonight I had a revelation: Kevin Durant runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. We're packing up. Time for the late-night feature: 'Unsolved Mysteries: Where Is My Left Sock.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
85-129 (L)
Kevin Durant, this tower, is introduced and the arena explodes! This elite player is in the building!
Kevin Durant gets a clean look but ego the size of Texas costs the bucket!
This All-Star caliber talent Kevin Durant forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
Kevin Durant gets screened out of the play! This max-contract guy lost in traffic!
Kevin Durant, this tower, pounds the scorer's table! Defense that's basically a suggestion on full display!
Halftime. Kevin Durant is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. Juicy anecdote: Kevin Durant was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
This jersey-selling name Kevin Durant whiffs on a tear drop! The crowd groans!
Kevin Durant, this colossus, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
Kevin Durant tries to be too fancy and loses the rock! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the decision-making!
This bonafide star Kevin Durant throws an elbow in frustration! Injury-prone body on full display!
Kevin Durant goes to work past the media. This reliable star not in the mood to talk.
Kevin Durant takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Kevin Durant doesn't drink. Throat too tight. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
89-134 (L)
Kevin Durant fires up the crowd to open the game! This reliable star starting strong!
A two-handed slam from Kevin Durant catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
Kevin Durant, this walking skyscraper, gets the ball poked away! Shaky emotions under pressure when protecting the basketball!
This jersey-selling name Kevin Durant picks up the cheap foul! Shaky emotions under pressure showing!
Kevin Durant, this headliner, yells at the coaching staff! Limited stamina causing friction!
Break. Kevin Durant asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. Anecdote: Kevin Durant lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Brick! Kevin Durant misfires from the right corner! Shaky emotions under pressure at the worst time!
Kevin Durant is cramping up! This multi-time All-Star trying to shake it off! Tendency to rush!
Kevin Durant with a wild pass that sails out! This bonafide star giving it away!
Kevin Durant mouths off and picks up a T! Lack of consistency taking over!
This certified bucket Kevin Durant congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this certified bucket.
Kevin Durant pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Kevin Durant takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
83-128 (L)
The game begins and Kevin Durant is ready! You can see unreal swagger written all over his face!
This bonafide star Kevin Durant misses the mark! A two-handed slam goes begging driving to the hoop!
Kevin Durant with the errant pass! This big-name player needs to settle down!
Kevin Durant falls asleep on the weak side! Sometimes predictable game exposed!
Kevin Durant, this headliner, barks at the teammate! Heavy feet taking over!
Coach calls everyone back. Kevin Durant drags his feet toward the tunnel. Word is Kevin Durant sleeps with his basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
A free throw attempt by Kevin Durant falls short! Sometimes predictable game in the legs!
This elite player Kevin Durant has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
Kevin Durant with the backcourt violation! This bonafide star under too much pressure!
Kevin Durant, this mountain of a man, sits down hard on the bench! Lack of consistency written all over his face!
This franchise guy Kevin Durant stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this franchise guy wanted.
Kevin Durant lets out a big exhale walking through the door. Kevin Durant holds his in. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Kevin Durant's name. Forgive me. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Kevin Durant.
Season Journal
Shut the hell up for two seconds and listen to that sound. That low rumble, that murmur of 20,000 people holding their breath at the same time. That's the sound of an arena that knows tonight is going to be something. We're here for a franchise that's in the DNA of this league, a club with as many banners in the rafters as ghosts in the locker room. Legends have walked this court, careers have been shattered here, and miracles have been born on this very floor. Tonight, we write the next chapter. The team with no name, baby!
Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. Kevin Durant. Just the name sends chills through the building. Standing at 208 cm, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face.
The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around.
The budget is like the guy who goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, orders one entree and splits the dessert. It's not poverty, but it's not the high life either. They've got a decent roster, nobody's complaining, but nobody's saying "damn, what a squad" either. Solid without being spectacular. The kind of team that beats you on a Tuesday and you've forgotten about them by Wednesday morning. But underestimate them and they'll make you pay.
My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Kevin Durant.
💬 💬 Comments & Suggestions (0)
💭
No comments yet. Be the first to share your opinion!
Do you like this creation?
Share it with your friends!
