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43
Days survived
82
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
60
🗺️ Km traveled
7
👑 Decisions
6
🩺 Rescues
18
🍳 Meals cooked
2
🪤 Traps built
17
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
31 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Adebayo Akinfenwa, Adam Johnson, Emile Heskey, Eva Carneiro, John Terry, Robert Enke, and Cole Palmer found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Adebayo Akinfenwa screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Emile Heskey pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Eva Carneiro ran to the pharmacy aisle. John Terry emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Robert Enke cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Adam Johnson found the stairs to the roof. Cole Palmer was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Day 1: Cole Palmer encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
1
🎒
Adebayo Akinfenwa detects a survivor's fever in time with the thermometer. Immediate and effective quarantine.
+5
1
Success: Eva Carneiro gets injured scouts back on their feet in record time with proper recovery protocols. The camp never runs short of patrol guards.
+3
1
🎂
Adebayo Akinfenwa (44 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
1
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John Terry takes shelter under a tree during the storm. Lightning didn't read the survival manual either.
1
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John Terry
has died
1
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📍 Taxi dispatcher radio crackles. Emile Heskey: "All drivers off duty. Permanently."
0
3
🎒
Robert Enke cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
4
Success: Adam Johnson sprints 100 meters with a wounded on their back and shoulder-tackles a zombie upon reaching shelter.
+1
4
🎂
Robert Enke is 32 years old, a good balance between experience and physical fitness.
+6
7
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Day 7: Adebayo Akinfenwa recovers a complete first aid kit from an abandoned ambulance.
+9
8
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Poetic Death: Cole Palmer runs faster than everyone else. Except this time, because they went back for the one who fell.
8
💀
Cole Palmer
has died
9
Failure: Emile Heskey attempts a bicycle kick on a zombie. The form is magnificent. The zombie hasn't moved.
+1
12
🎒
Eva Carneiro speeds off on the aero-bike and leaves the zombies in a cloud of futuristic dust.
+8
13
🌍
Day 13: Adam Johnson tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
15
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Robert Enke takes shelter under a tree during the storm. Lightning didn't read the survival manual either.
15
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Robert Enke
has died
16
🌍
Day 16: Adebayo Akinfenwa discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
16
Quirky: Emile Heskey organizes a soccer match with survivors using a zombie head as the ball. Red card for everyone.
+1
21
🎒
Emile Heskey blasts reggae in the surfer van and cruises calmly. Zombies feel the good vibes.
+6
24
💀
Adebayo Akinfenwa slips on a banana peel at the edge of a cliff. So cliché.
24
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Adebayo Akinfenwa
has died
25
🎒
Adam Johnson uses curdled milk as makeshift glue to repair a shoe. It holds!
+2
28
🌍
Day 28: It's raining frogs. Literally. Emile Heskey doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
-5
28
Quirky: Eva Carneiro prescribes rest to an exhausted guard. The guard obeys and sleeps 14 hours. Nobody watches the south wall. Oops.
+3
30
💀
Emile Heskey throws his boomerang, forgets it comes back, turns around and takes it right in the neck.
30
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Emile Heskey
has died
31
🎒
Eva Carneiro hits a zombie right between the eyes with a stone from their slingshot.
+4
38
🌍
Day 38: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Adam Johnson must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
38
Failure: Eva Carneiro diagnoses a 'quad strain' on a survivor bitten in the calf. It's not a strain. It's a bite.
+3
39
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Adam Johnson throws their judge's gavel which bounces off the desk and comes back into their jaw.
39
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Adam Johnson
has died
40
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Day 40: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Eva Carneiro must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
-14
41
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Day 41: The camp doctor is bitten. Eva Carneiro must decide: amputation or quarantine.
+10
42
🎒
Eva Carneiro sets the marshmallows on fire and burns their fingers in panic.
-3
43
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Eva Carneiro reaches such speed on the aero-bike that the wind tears off the helmet. And the rest.
43
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Eva Carneiro
has died

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