☠️
177
Days survived
496
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
242
🗺️ Km traveled
55
👑 Decisions
42
🩺 Rescues
292
🍳 Meals cooked
34
🪤 Traps built
200
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
52 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Abraham Lincoln and Jeffrey Dahmer were on the wrong side. Eddie Hall spotted them from the roof of a bus. Hippocrates, Guy Fieri, and Elon Musk were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Adolf Hitler, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
🎒
Jeffrey Dahmer plants their broken bottle into a zombie's eye with surgical precision.
+4
1
🎂
Adolf Hitler is 56 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
📌
📍 Yankee Stadium. Seats filled with the undead. Eddie Hall: "Still a better crowd than the Mets."
0
2
🎒
Jeffrey Dahmer paddles in circles with the canoe for 20 minutes before realizing they're going in circles.
-3
2
⚡
Adolf Hitler regrets not choosing a more... concrete profession
+4
7
🌍
Day 7: Hippocrates recovers a complete first aid kit from an abandoned ambulance.
+9
7
🎂
Eddie Hall (38 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
8
🌍
Day 8: Jeffrey Dahmer recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
11
⚡
Guy Fieri attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
14
💀
Jeffrey Dahmer dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
14
💀
Jeffrey Dahmer
has died
15
⚡
Adolf Hitler tries to explain their job to zombies. They don't care
+4
16
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Day 16: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Elon Musk must secure the perimeter without electricity.
+6
17
🎒
Elon Musk skillfully zigzags on scooter between abandoned cars and escapes the zombies.
+6
30
🌍
Day 30: Eddie Hall spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
36
🎒
Guy Fieri uses all 12 functions of their Swiss Army knife to create an ingenious anti-zombie trap.
+5
40
⚡
Success - Abraham Lincoln rallies a coalition of survivors with their political charisma
+4
42
💀
Adolf Hitler becomes the official dead weight of the survivor group
42
💀
Adolf Hitler
has died
44
🎒
Guy Fieri crosses the ravine by cable car, sheltered from ground zombies. Peaceful journey through the air!
+7
45
⚡
Guy Fieri seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
46
🎒
Hippocrates stabs a zombie with the sacrificial dagger and the group swears they saw a mystical glow.
+6
46
📌
📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Elon Musk grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
48
🌍
Day 48: Guy Fieri finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
52
🌍
Day 52: Abraham Lincoln trips over a decapitated zombie and breaks their wrist. The enemy strikes even after death.
-6
53
⚡
Unusual: Eddie Hall challenges zombies to arm wrestling to settle conflicts. Zombies don't play by rules. The zombie's arm detaches. Eddie Hall wins by default.
+4
62
💀
Poetic Death: Eddie Hall holds up a collapsed support pillar to let survivors pass. The pillar holds. The muscles don't. Crushed by his own feat.
62
💀
Eddie Hall
has died
65
⚡
Unusual - Abraham Lincoln tries to organize democratic elections in a besieged bunker
+4
74
🎒
Abraham Lincoln breaks the ballista string by pulling it too hard. The weapon is unusable. Back to the stone age.
-5
76
⚡
Hippocrates treats the group's wounds with makeshift medical supplies
+4
79
🌍
Day 79: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Hippocrates must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
+4
84
🌍
Day 84: Abraham Lincoln must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
+6
88
🎒
Abraham Lincoln cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
91
📌
📍 Central Park is overrun. Abraham Lincoln spots a hot dog cart. "Priorities," they mutter, grabbing mustard packets.
0
95
💀
Guy Fieri dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
95
💀
Guy Fieri
has died
97
🎒
Elon Musk throws a shuriken that bounces off the wall and returns like a boomerang.
-4
98
⚡
Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
102
🌍
Day 102: Hippocrates finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
103
⚡
Hippocrates improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
+4
106
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Day 106: Abraham Lincoln throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
-5
121
🎒
Abraham Lincoln offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
122
💀
Elon Musk takes shelter under a tree during the storm. Lightning didn't read the survival manual either.
122
💀
Elon Musk
has died
126
🎒
Hippocrates lifts a container with the forklift and blocks zombie access. Instant barricade!
+7
127
🎒
Hippocrates burns their fingers with boiling oil from the fries. No fries are worth that.
-4
127
⚡
Failure - Abraham Lincoln botches their campaign speech to zombies who applaud by groaning
+4
136
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Abraham Lincoln: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
140
🌍
Day 140: Abraham Lincoln must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
+3
147
⚡
Hippocrates diagnoses the zombie infection status of a suspicious survivor
+4
148
🌍
Day 148: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Hippocrates must verify their skills before they kill someone.
+4
153
💀
Poetic death - Abraham Lincoln dies while giving one last patriotic speech to zombies
153
💀
Abraham Lincoln
has died
160
🌍
Day 160: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Hippocrates must clear the way.
-15
166
🌍
Day 166: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Hippocrates must navigate blind.
-18
167
🌍
Day 166: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Hippocrates must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
-22
177
💀
Hippocrates attempts emergency amputation to stop zombie infection
177
💀
Hippocrates
has died
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