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☠️
56
Days survived
129
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
58
🗺️ Km traveled
11
👑 Decisions
5
🩺 Rescues
67
🍳 Meals cooked
6
🪤 Traps built
21
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
34 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Patrick Mahomes, Mike Tyson, Muhammad Ali, Al Capone, Gordon Ramsay, Walt Disney, and Deadpool found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Patrick Mahomes screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Muhammad Ali pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Al Capone ran to the pharmacy aisle. Gordon Ramsay emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Walt Disney cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Mike Tyson found the stairs to the roof. Deadpool was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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📍 Flatiron Building. Zombies trapped in the narrow street. Muhammad Ali: "Geometry saves lives."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Deadpool must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
+7
2
Al Capone settles scores with a rival zombie
-3
2
🎂
Muhammad Ali is 74 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
3
🎒
Muhammad Ali burns their fingers with boiling oil from the fries. No fries are worth that.
-4
5
💀
Deadpool dies in combat, alone, far from any camp. No one will know. No one will pay the tab.
5
💀
Deadpool
has died
6
🎒
Al Capone can't manage to get on the penny-farthing. That thing is two meters off the ground after all.
-4
9
🌍
Day 9: Gordon Ramsay recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
10
Walt Disney mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
10
🎂
Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
13
💀
Al Capone offers zombie protection for a fee
13
💀
Al Capone
has died
15
🎒
Muhammad Ali throws a banana peel and a zombie slips on it and falls into a well.
+4
21
🌍
Day 21: A violent storm approaches. Walt Disney must secure the camp before the tempest.
+5
21
Muhammad Ali breaks their knuckles on one particularly thick-skulled zombie. No gloves, no glory, no more fighting.
+2
22
💀
Mike Tyson throws his boomerang, forgets it comes back, turns around and takes it right in the neck.
22
💀
Mike Tyson
has died
23
Muhammad Ali sets up a zombie vs survivor boxing match. Round 1: the zombie doesn't wait for the bell and fights dirty.
+2
28
🎒
Gordon Ramsay strikes a zombie with their judge's gavel shouting 'Guilty!' The zombie collapses.
+5
29
🌍
Day 29: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Patrick Mahomes must save what can be saved.
-25
30
💀
A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Patrick Mahomes is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
30
💀
Patrick Mahomes
has died
31
Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
36
🌍
Day 36: Muhammad Ali mistakes a zombie for a sleeping survivor and offers it coffee. Awkward moment.
-3
36
🎒
Walt Disney tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
-3
39
💀
Gordon Ramsay goes down a hill with the old cart. Brakes don't exist. The ravine does.
39
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
40
🎒
Walt Disney sets up a mini-bar in the cable car cabin. Happy hour with apocalypse view.
+4
40
Muhammad Ali goes full Rocky on the undead, dropping zombies with haymakers and keeping the group safe in close quarters.
+2
46
🌍
Day 46: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Walt Disney organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
+3
46
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📍 Subway car underground. Doors won't open. Walt Disney panics. "This is my nightmare. Literally."
0
47
💀
Muhammad Ali dies on their feet, fists raised, refusing to go down even when overwhelmed by the horde - a true champion's exit.
47
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Muhammad Ali
has died
48
Walt Disney tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
51
🌍
Day 51: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Walt Disney must find shelter on higher ground.
-10
52
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Day 52: Walt Disney repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
+9
54
🎒
Walt Disney shares the chip bag and the salt gives the group energy. Crunchy!
+4
55
Walt Disney cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
56
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Walt Disney dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
56
💀
Walt Disney
has died

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