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29
Days survived
33
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
23
🗺️ Km traveled
7
👑 Decisions
3
🩺 Rescues
22
🍳 Meals cooked
3
🪤 Traps built
33
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
24 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Darth Vader, John Wick, Darth Vader, The Doctor, Darth Vader, Donald Trump, and Joey Chestnut found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Darth Vader screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Darth Vader pushed a fridge in front of the main door. The Doctor ran to the pharmacy aisle. Darth Vader emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Donald Trump cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. John Wick found the stairs to the roof. Joey Chestnut was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Day 1: Darth Vader finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
1
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Joey Chestnut votes to eliminate survivors from the group
+4
1
🎂
Joey Chestnut (43 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
1
🎂
Darth Vader is 70 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
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Joey Chestnut drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Joey Chestnut doesn't.
1
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Joey Chestnut
has died
1
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📍 SoHo boutique. The Doctor finds designer clothes. "At least I'll die fashionable."
0
2
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Darth Vader launches a re-election campaign mid-apocalypse. Campaign posters on barricades: 'Together Against the Undead - Vote Darth Vader!'
+2
4
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Day 4: Darth Vader loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
6
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John Wick dies screaming 'I roll a saving throw!' at a zombie. Reality's GM plays no favorites.
6
💀
John Wick
has died
8
⚡
The Doctor synthesizes a chemical repellent from lab supplies. Zombies back away — the scientific method works even on the dead.
0
10
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Day 10: Donald Trump slips on a blood puddle and lands on the camp's only decorative cactus.
-3
11
💀
Donald Trump dies mid-negotiation, contract unsigned. The deal of a lifetime — literally.
11
💀
Donald Trump
has died
15
🌍
Day 15: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Darth Vader must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
15
⚡
Darth Vader organizes 'reeducation' camps for docile zombies
+1
16
💀
Darth Vader is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
16
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Darth Vader
has died
18
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Day 18: The Doctor negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
18
⚡
Darth Vader makes campaign promises to a 12-person camp. The platform is ambitious. The budget: whatever's in the couch cushions.
+2
20
💀
The Doctor injects an experimental serum as a last resort. The notebook entries stop at 'Subject: myself. Result: in progress...'
20
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The Doctor
has died
22
🌍
Day 22: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Darth Vader is sent to check. Obviously.
+3
25
⚡
Darth Vader holds democratic votes for every camp decision. It's slower than Congress, but the group stays united.
+2
26
💀
Darth Vader suggests sacrificing the weak to slow down zombies
26
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Darth Vader
has died
27
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Day 27: Darth Vader recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
28
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Day 28: Darth Vader forgets to close the camp gate after a night outing. Three zombies walk in like they own the place.
-8
29
💀
Darth Vader dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
29
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Darth Vader
has died
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