My dream starting five — basketball_team 🇺🇸
5 members · by David Hovhannisyan · TeamBranch
Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Denver Horse-Track | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | My Team | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Houston Blast-Off | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Buckle up, pull your visor down, and clench everything you've got because tonight we are NOT talking about some pickup game at the park. Hell no. We're talking about an arena shaking so hard the neighbors called the cops three times before tip-off. We're talking about a franchise built on decades of sweat, tears, heart-stopping buzzer-beaters, and Draft picks so bold that half the league thought they'd lost their minds. And yet, here they are, back and hungrier than ever. The team with no name, baby! Okay, let's talk about the boss. Because on this team, there's one alpha, and everybody knows it. Aquaman. The man is massive, a body built for basketball, and a basketball IQ that borders on indecent. When this man catches the rock, defenders back up instinctively, it's a survival reflex. And they're right, because this guy can punish you from everywhere: from three, in the post, in transition, from the free throw line with his eyes closed. He's a damn 6'8" Swiss Army knife and he cuts in every direction. The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around. Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: Rondoudou. Profession? Detection dog. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with their keen snout, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into the hidden contraband could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn. The budget? Look, I've seen GoFundMe campaigns with more money. We're below the salary floor, which means the league is literally going to HAND them cash to hit the legal minimum. It's embarrassing, but it's also a plan: tank hard, finish last, snag the first overall pick, and rebuild. The problem is they've been tanking for three years and never landed the top pick. Bad luck has a name, and it's this damn franchise.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
93-119 (L)
Bill Gates looks dialed in from the start! Iron discipline preparation showing!
Aquaman sends it long! Too much power, not enough finesse from this superhero!
Hulk trips up in half court! A scientist never trips at work... Right?
Aquaman scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Sometimes predictable game!
Hawkeye, this do-it-all player, uses strength and skill for a step-back three! Complete player!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Hawkeye walks head down toward the tunnel. Locker room anecdote: Hawkeye talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Bill Gates mouths off at after a timeout! A philanthropist venting about the game!
Bill Gates attacks the damn ball into nothing! Injury-prone body on full display tonight!
Rondoudou reads the defense like a book! Perfect play call from this detection dog!
Bill Gates, this first-ballot legend, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!
This hidden prospect Rondoudou leaves the court with head held high. Fought to the end.
Aquaman and Hawkeye walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
115-98 (W)
Rondoudou stretches center court! Loosening up, the detection dog is getting ready!
Hulk hits the mid-range! The sweet spot, just like their lab notebook placement!
This next-level player Aquaman with an iron-wall defense along the baseline! Intimidating!
Aquaman quarter-backs the possession! Assist for a devastating dunk! What a pass!
Rondoudou launches to the right spot! Nerves of steel off-ball movement!
Break. Rondoudou's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Confession: Rondoudou calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Hawkeye banks a double-clutch layup off the glass! Geometry learned from the archer life!
Vendors sell Rondoudou-themed merch! Merchandise gold for this detection dog!
Rondoudou communicates on the switch! Clear as a detection dog's directions!
This first-ballot legend Hulk with a performance for the ages! An All-Star Game worthy play chapter!
Rondoudou reflects on the game! The thoughtful reflection of a detection dog after a big day!
Bill Gates does the floss while Hulk spins like a top. Hawkeye just stands there, arms crossed. Cool. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
123-92 (W)
Opening possession for Hawkeye! First touch, like first touch of their bare hands!
Hawkeye tallies another one! This archer keeps racking them up!
Aquaman, this combo guard, smothers the ball-handler! No options!
Hulk finds the rolling big! Rolling with the momentum of a scientist on fire!
Hawkeye schemes with the coaching staff! Plotting the next move, true archer!
Players head to the locker room. Hulk has tape on three fingers. Fun fact: Hulk failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Bill Gates nails a fadeaway jumper from deep! Range like their bare hands reaching across the workshop!
Immense pressure as Bill Gates checks in for the extra period! The philanthropist returns!
Hulk trusts the system! Trust of a scientist trusting their lab notebook!
The story of Bill Gates: a philanthropist by morning, a baller by night. The game would be proud!
Hawkeye is named player of the game! The archer is also the star!
Bill Gates dumps his Gatorade on Hulk who screams because it was cold. Hawkeye piles on. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
105-88 (W)
Hawkeye locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of an archer who means business!
Aquaman gets the friendly bounce! Even the Wilson respects a superhero!
Bill Gates, this compact dynamo, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by ridiculous creativity!
This global icon Hulk with the one-handed bullet pass! Right on the money!
Bill Gates manipulates the defense! Manipulation worthy of their bare hands on the game!
The locker room. Bill Gates sprawls out full-length on the bench. Fun fact: Bill Gates failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
Hawkeye with another free throw! You can't stop this man!
Standing room only! Wild stands as Bill Gates takes over from mid-range!
This living legend Hulk runs the ball patiently! Searching for the perfect shot!
Aquaman brings the game wisdom to the hardwood tactics!
Hulk carries the team to victory! Strong as a scientist on a Monday morning!
Aquaman moonwalks across the hardwood. Bill Gates attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
109-90 (W)
Aquaman, this league veteran, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
This potential GOAT Bill Gates does it again! A catch-and-shoot triple with effortless precision!
Hawkeye hounds the ball handler! Tenacious as an archer with their bare hands!
This legit talent Aquaman creates for others! Unselfish play with unreal swagger!
This absolute legend Bill Gates with the savvy veteran play! Unreal swagger experience showing!
Halftime whistle. Bill Gates flops into the first available chair. Confession: Bill Gates calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Rondoudou dunks with the precision of a detection dog at work. And it's a free throw!
Hulk gets a hostile crowd every time they step on the palace of hoops! The scientist aura!
Hawkeye draws the attention! Magnetic presence, the archer aura is undeniable!
Bill Gates, this once-in-a-lifetime player, delivers a signature move! Wisdom and poise!
Rondoudou finishes with a monster stat line! Numbers a detection dog would be proud of!
Rondoudou does a belly slide on the court. Bill Gates does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. I learned backstage that Bill Gates also does scientist on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
125-82 (W)
Bill Gates wins the opening tip! Tipping off with philanthropist energy!
Aquaman, this swiss-army-knife type, dominates from mid-range and puts up a pull-up jumper! Unstoppable!
Aquaman steps back and finds the trailer for a hook shot! Great awareness!
Aquaman catches and shoots,an and-one! Quick hands from competing the game!
This seasoned vet Aquaman with the screen navigation! Gets through and contests!
That's a wrap for now. Bill Gates dives into the tunnel. They say Bill Gates eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Aquaman with the step-back layup! Creating space like a superhero with their bare hands!
Hulk dominates wire to wire! Dominant as a scientist over the hidden truth!
Hawkeye tried to expense tonight's game as the game research! Creative!
Bill Gates, this first-ballot legend, with the primal scream! A salute to the fans! Raw emotion!
This dude out of nowhere Rondoudou raises the arms! The win is in the books! A slide across the hardwood!
Bill Gates gives his headband to a kid in the crowd. Hulk gives his shoes. Rondoudou gives his water bottle. The kid is overwhelmed. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
100-97 (W)
Hawkeye steps onto the field house! From competing the game to this, game time!
Hawkeye denies the entry pass! No the game gets past this archer!
Rondoudou gets the friendly rim but no luck! Even the detection dog touch can't save that one!
Rondoudou pours it in! A detection dog who never wastes anything never wastes a shot!
Rondoudou executes the delay! Patient as a detection dog waiting for their keen snout results!
Halftime whistle. Hulk high-fives his teammates on the way out. I've been told Hulk always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
Rondoudou with the clutch block! Not in this house, says the detection dog!
This guy nobody was talking about Rondoudou with the no-foul contest facing the rim! Clean as a whistle!
Listen to that roar! Rondoudou takes off and the place explodes!
This first-ballot legend Hulk drains the pressure shot! With seconds left on the clock! That's a superstar!
Hulk walks off the temple of basketball victorious! A scientist who conquered it all tonight!
Aquaman grabs the arena mic and screams. Just a scream. Rondoudou applauds. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
101-90 (W)
Bill Gates bounces the Wilson pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
This basketball god Hulk with a cold-blooded buzzer-beater! No conscience!
Bill Gates steals the ball! Quick hands from competing the game all day!
This basketball god Bill Gates with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Hawkeye goes small-ball! Adapting like an archer who reads the room!
Coach calls everyone back. Aquaman drags his feet toward the tunnel. Anecdote: Aquaman once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
Aquaman drills it facing the rim! That superhero precision with their bare hands pays off!
Bill Gates soaks in a standing ovation! A philanthropist savoring life beyond their bare hands!
Rondoudou unites the squad with a suffocating man-to-man defense! The unifier, the detection dog of the hidden contraband!
Aquaman spins through pain, through doubt! This player making noise transcending!
Rondoudou waves goodbye to the den! See you next time, from their keen snout to the orange!
Bill Gates does a backflip. Well, he tries. Hulk applauds the effort. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
104-108 (L)
Aquaman, this swiss-army-knife type, announced to huge cheers! A roaring arena!
Bill Gates hits the triple! Three buckets, three cheers for this philanthropist turned baller!
Rondoudou gets burned on the drive! Defense that's basically a suggestion in lateral movement!
A pull-up jumper from Aquaman catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
Hulk scores on three straight possessions! Discoverring the hidden truth rhythm!
Back to the locker room. Rondoudou punches his locker. I've been told Rondoudou always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
This household name Hulk misses the free throws! Defense that's basically a suggestion at the line!
This total unknown Rondoudou fouls hard out of frustration! Ego the size of Texas showing!
Bill Gates, the philanthropist from the day shift, is writing their story on the court tonight!
Aquaman, this solid build, forces a bad shot in the final quarter! Tendency to force bad shots!
Hulk drives past the media. This household name not in the mood to talk.
Hulk mutters 'damn' under his breath. Hawkeye says 'yeah' in the same tone. Your favorite commentator survived. It's not much, but it's honest work. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
95-99 (L)
Rondoudou checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
Rondoudou puts it through! The reliability of a detection dog with the hidden contraband!
Bill Gates gets posterized! A philanthropist framed by their bare hands in the worst way!
Bill Gates misses the triple! Three-pointers aren't like triple-checking the game!
Bill Gates with the hustle rebound! Hustling harder than competing the game!
Break! Hawkeye has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Confession: Hawkeye tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
Bill Gates misses the game-tying shot! Even a philanthropist couldn't save that one!
Hulk, this smooth operator, waves off the play call! Shaky emotions under pressure hurting the team!
Hawkeye bridges two worlds: the game and a layup, bound by passion!
This basketball god Hulk gets called for the charge on the inbound pass! Brutal!
Hulk leaves the court quietly! Quiet as a scientist after the hidden truth setback!
Rondoudou punches his locker when he gets to the locker room. Hawkeye slides down the wall to the floor. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
90-130 (L)
The gymnasium welcomes Hulk! The scientist with the hidden truth has arrived!
Rondoudou can't get it to fall! Gravity treats the pill differently than the hidden contraband!
Hulk with the travel! Footwork confusion worthy of a lost scientist!
Aquaman, this do-it-all player, can't keep up with the speed! Tendency to rush exposed!
Aquaman dunks away from the huddle! This seasoned vet in a dark place mentally!
Halftime whistle. Rondoudou has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Locker room anecdote: Rondoudou talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Aquaman misses from the corner! From way beyond the arc is no place for their bare hands!
Aquaman, this combo guard, laboring up and down! Tendency to rush draining the energy!
Aquaman throws it away! Sometimes predictable game under pressure along the baseline!
Bill Gates glares at the scoreboard! This global icon not happy with the situation!
Bill Gates had the chances but couldn't convert. This absolute legend left wanting.
Bill Gates walks head down toward the tunnel. Hulk drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
106-115 (L)
Aquaman, this combo guard, sets the tone immediately! Scary good handles from the jump!
Hawkeye short on the attempt! Needs the reach of their bare hands!
Turnover by Bill Gates! Competing the game requires less coordination, clearly!
Bill Gates gets back-doored! Didn't see it, like not seeing the game behind their bare hands!
This player nobody saw coming Rondoudou with a picture-perfect reverse layup! The crowd goes wild!
End of the second quarter. Rondoudou is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. They say Rondoudou has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
Hulk storms to the bench! Heated! This scientist doesn't handle losing well!
Rondoudou rattles it out! Shaking the den with their keen snout intensity!
Hawkeye slows the pace when the team needs it! This league veteran tempo control!
Hulk grabs the shorts! This global icon is running on fumes!
Rondoudou hangs their head! A detection dog who gave everything they had!
Hawkeye clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Hulk fidgets with his wristband nervously. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
101-95 (W)
This once-in-a-lifetime player Bill Gates catches the orange early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Hawkeye finishes through contact! Built tough from handling their bare hands!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Bill Gates forces the air ball with pressure! Suffocating!
Bill Gates with the alley-oop pass! Launching the rock with philanthropist precision!
Hawkeye manages the clock! Time management of an archer who never misses a deadline!
Break! Hulk rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. Anecdote: Hulk lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
Aquaman goes baseline and scores! The game prepared them for this moment!
The energy in this building is unreal! Hulk channeling immense pressure!
Rondoudou, this do-it-all player, holds the team together with unreal swagger! Captain!
The evolution of Aquaman: competing the game taught patience. The gym taught glory!
Bill Gates, this household name, embraces the teammates! A primal scream! Sweet victory!
Hulk and Rondoudou pretend to fish Hawkeye out of the crowd. They pull hard. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
86-122 (L)
Bill Gates steps back with energy from the opening whistle! This absolute legend locked in!
Aquaman, this tweener, loses the handle and the opportunity! Lack of consistency!
Bill Gates with the errant pass! This living legend needs to settle down!
Rondoudou gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the hidden contraband on a rough day!
Hulk glares at the pill! Like it personally betrayed this scientist!
Heading in. Rondoudou's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Physio's confession: Rondoudou purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.
Rondoudou whiffs on the jumper! A detection dog off their game with their keen snout!
Aquaman misses from fatigue! Tired arms from competing the game all week!
Hawkeye with the careless pass! Competing the game with more care, please!
Bill Gates, this small but mighty player, shows negative body language! Ego the size of Texas creeping in!
Hulk packs up and heads out! Packing their lab notebook, unpacking emotions!
Hulk avoids the cameras like the plague. Rondoudou gets caught. Just says 'we'll be better'. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
98-107 (L)
Hawkeye gets the starting nod! An archer starting with their bare hands confidence!
Hawkeye misses the runner! Stick to the day job, buddy!
Hulk dribbles it off their foot! Their lab notebook would never betray a scientist like that!
Hulk, this versatile guy, fouls unnecessarily from the right corner! Injury-prone body!
Hulk with the decisive catch-and-shoot triple! A gym-rat work ethic when it matters most!
The players head in. Hulk slips on the wet tunnel floor. Locker room anecdote: Hulk talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
Bill Gates is visibly upset! Upset as a philanthropist when the game goes sideways!
That one wasn't even close, Bill Gates! Stick to competing the game!
Hawkeye creates the switch! Smooth adjustment, archer-level thinking!
Hawkeye stumbles on the play! Stumbling like an archer over the game!
This name that's buzzing Hawkeye congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this name that's buzzing.
Bill Gates lets out a big exhale walking through the door. Hulk holds his in. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
My Team ends the season #8 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: Aquaman.
Season Journal
Buckle up, pull your visor down, and clench everything you've got because tonight we are NOT talking about some pickup game at the park. Hell no. We're talking about an arena shaking so hard the neighbors called the cops three times before tip-off. We're talking about a franchise built on decades of sweat, tears, heart-stopping buzzer-beaters, and Draft picks so bold that half the league thought they'd lost their minds. And yet, here they are, back and hungrier than ever. The team with no name, baby!
Okay, let's talk about the boss. Because on this team, there's one alpha, and everybody knows it. Aquaman. The man is massive, a body built for basketball, and a basketball IQ that borders on indecent. When this man catches the rock, defenders back up instinctively, it's a survival reflex. And they're right, because this guy can punish you from everywhere: from three, in the post, in transition, from the free throw line with his eyes closed. He's a damn 6'8" Swiss Army knife and he cuts in every direction.
The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around.
Hold on tight because the next name is going to make you spit out your beer: Rondoudou. Profession? Detection dog. Yeah. The coach saw him on TV, called his agent (who didn't exist), and offered him a ten-day contract "to see." The guy showed up with their keen snout, a ham sandwich, and bulletproof enthusiasm. At his first practice, he attempted a dunk and ended up hanging from the net like a cat stuck in a tree. The fire department came. Twice. But he's got heart, the man, and apparently the precision he puts into the hidden contraband could translate to mid-range shooting. We believe. Well, the coach believes. The rest of us broke out the popcorn.
The budget? Look, I've seen GoFundMe campaigns with more money. We're below the salary floor, which means the league is literally going to HAND them cash to hit the legal minimum. It's embarrassing, but it's also a plan: tank hard, finish last, snag the first overall pick, and rebuild. The problem is they've been tanking for three years and never landed the top pick. Bad luck has a name, and it's this damn franchise.
My Team ends the season #8 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: Aquaman.
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