☠️
264
Days survived
901
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
636
🗺️ Km traveled
116
👑 Decisions
126
🩺 Rescues
471
🍳 Meals cooked
57
🪤 Traps built
373
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
64 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Jesus Christ, Usain Bolt, Iron Man, dr lady , Sanji, Hulk, and Elon Musk found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Jesus Christ screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Iron Man pushed a fridge in front of the main door. dr lady ran to the pharmacy aisle. Sanji emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Hulk cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Usain Bolt found the stairs to the roof. Elon Musk was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Sanji seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
1
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📍 Broadway theaters dark. Phantom masks litter the street. Sanji: "The show won't go on."
0
3
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Hulk is so absorbed analyzing a zombie tissue sample that they don't see the horde coming through the lab window.
+3
4
🎒
Sanji activates the police car's flashing lights. All zombies in the neighborhood converge toward the light.
-6
4
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Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
7
🌍
Day 7: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Jesus Christ must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
9
🌍
Day 9: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Jesus Christ must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
+6
11
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
16
🎒
dr lady crosses the war zone in an armored military ambulance. Zombies break their teeth on the armor.
+9
16
🎒
Elon Musk uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
19
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Day 19: Jesus Christ must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
+6
24
🎂
dr lady (22 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
25
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Elon Musk slips on an empty P90 magazine and falls 3 stories.
25
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Elon Musk
has died
27
🎒
Hulk empties their TEC-9 in 2 seconds without hitting a single zombie.
-6
29
🎒
Sanji sprays zombies with an Uzi like in an 80s action movie.
+7
33
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Day 33: Hulk recovers a bulletproof vest from a zombie cop. He didn't need it anymore, obviously.
+8
35
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Iron Man uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+5
36
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Day 36: Iron Man discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
41
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Day 41: A survivor claims to be a doctor. dr lady must verify their skills before they kill someone.
+4
44
🎒
Iron Man stops at the pit to change F1 tires. Nobody's there
0
46
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Sanji attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
46
📌
📍 Garbage mountain in the Bronx. Iron Man: "Smells like home."
0
59
⚡
Success: dr lady synthesizes a makeshift antiviral from scavenged medications, slowing transformation in bite victims by 72 hours — enough time for goodbyes or treatment.
+3
64
💀
A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Hulk is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
64
💀
Hulk
has died
67
🎒
Iron Man empties their MP5 magazine in 2 seconds and realizes they have no spare.
-5
67
⚡
Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
73
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Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
75
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Day 75: dr lady spots an abandoned armored vehicle. But the tank is empty and zombies lurk nearby.
+5
76
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Unusual: dr lady reads a medicine label: "Side effects: nausea, headaches, zombie transformation." dr lady : "...that's the VIRUS, not the medicine, right?" Nobody's sure.
+3
80
🌍
Day 80: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Jesus Christ must create a monumental distraction.
+9
82
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dr lady sprays the zombie horde with their Thompson like a Chicago gangster.
+8
83
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Day 83: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. dr lady must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
+4
84
🎒
Usain Bolt uses his empty MAC-10 as a hammer. It's still better than nothing.
+1
91
💀
dr lady accidentally activates the military ambulance self-destruct system. Apparently that exists.
91
💀
dr lady
has died
91
📌
📍 SoHo boutique. Usain Bolt finds designer clothes. "At least I'll die fashionable."
0
92
🎒
Jesus Christ loses signal with the tracked robot which goes haywire in the wrong direction.
-4
96
🌍
Day 96: Iron Man discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
+8
96
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Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
101
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Day 101: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Jesus Christ is closest and must react in a split second.
+10
102
🎒
Usain Bolt gets stuck in a traffic jam of abandoned cars with the compact car. No escape.
-5
106
🎒
Jesus Christ chains shots from their Beretta 92FS and eliminates four zombies without reloading.
+7
113
🌍
Day 113: It's so cold that zombies have frost on their faces. One has an icicle hanging from its nose. Jesus Christ hesitates between laughing and fleeing.
+3
123
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Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
128
⚡
Iron Man realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+5
134
💀
Sanji dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
134
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Sanji
has died
135
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Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
136
📌
📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Iron Man: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
0
137
⚡
Iron Man flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+5
146
🌍
Day 146: A mini tornado sucks up the camp supplies and scatters them over 500 meters. Jesus Christ chases after their sleeping bag flying in the wind.
+4
156
⚡
Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
159
🌍
Day 159: Usain Bolt crafts artisanal soap. Hygiene returns, infections retreat. Revolutionary.
+5
163
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Day 163: Usain Bolt uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
-6
177
💀
Poetic death - Usain Bolt dies crossing the finish line, turned into a zombie he keeps running in circles forever
177
💀
Usain Bolt
has died
181
📌
📍 Wall Street is abandoned. Zombies shuffle past the bull statue. Iron Man: "Finally, a bear market."
0
183
🌍
Day 183: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. Jesus Christ leads the last defense.
+13
204
🌍
Day 204: Iron Man mistakes the alert signal for the dinner bell. Arrives at the cafeteria mid-attack.
-6
204
🌍
Day 204: Jesus Christ forgets to close the camp gate after a night outing. Three zombies walk in like they own the place.
-8
225
💀
Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
225
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
226
📌
📍 The High Line park. Zombies stumble through gardens. Iron Man: "Urban renewal took a weird turn."
0
229
🌍
Day 229: A snowstorm immobilizes everything. Zombies freeze in place. Iron Man takes advantage to organize a supply expedition.
-8
232
🌍
Day 232: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Iron Man must treat everyone with limited resources.
+8
236
🌍
Day 236: Iron Man discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
238
🌍
Day 238: Iron Man slips on a blood puddle and lands on the camp's only decorative cactus.
-3
264
💀
Iron Man hooks their MP5 sling to a door handle and it fires into their foot.
264
💀
Iron Man
has died
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