☠️
56
Days survived
73
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
63
🗺️ Km traveled
14
👑 Decisions
7
🩺 Rescues
77
🍳 Meals cooked
6
🪤 Traps built
74
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
26 events
1
📖
Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Donald Trump spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Jeffrey Dahmer nodded without a word. Ted Bundy cracked their knuckles. Andrew Tate opened their first aid kit. Kim Kardashian pulled a camping stove from their bag. Dolly Parton pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Jeffrey Epstein looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
🌍
Day 1: Jeffrey Dahmer finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
1
⚡
Ted Bundy silently eliminates threats... all threats
0
1
🎂
Jeffrey Epstein is 66 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
📌
📍 Coney Island boardwalk. Abandoned rides creak. Jeffrey Epstein: "The Cyclone looks safer now."
0
2
🎂
Ted Bundy (43 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
3
💀
Andrew Tate drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Andrew Tate doesn't.
3
💀
Andrew Tate
has died
4
🌍
Day 4: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Jeffrey Dahmer must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
+10
6
⚡
Dolly Parton uses a metronome to synchronize the group's escape steps
+2
10
💀
Kim Kardashian posts a selfie with zombies in the background to raise awareness among followers
10
💀
Kim Kardashian
has died
16
⚡
Dolly Parton improvises a lullaby to calm zombies (spoiler: it doesn't work)
+2
17
🌍
Day 17: Ted Bundy mistakes a zombie for a sleeping survivor and offers it coffee. Awkward moment.
-3
24
💀
Jeffrey Epstein becomes philosophical: 'Who's really the monster here?' *gets bitten*
24
💀
Jeffrey Epstein
has died
25
🌍
Day 25: Dolly Parton recovers a complete first aid kit from an abandoned ambulance.
+9
27
⚡
Dolly Parton composes 'Requiem for a Brain' on an abandoned piano
+2
30
💀
Ted Bundy collects unsettling trophies
30
💀
Ted Bundy
has died
35
🌍
Day 35: A violent storm approaches. Dolly Parton must secure the camp before the tempest.
+5
36
⚡
Donald Trump organizes an IPO for their startup 'ZombieUber' - home brain delivery service
+3
40
💀
Dolly Parton tries to teach music theory to survivors to 'preserve culture'
40
💀
Dolly Parton
has died
45
🌍
Day 45: The generator breaks down. Without power, electric fences are decorative. Jeffrey Dahmer must repair.
-18
45
⚡
Donald Trump diversifies their portfolio by buying shares in atomic bunkers
+3
46
📌
📍 MetLife Building. Helicopter on the roof. Donald Trump: "Our ticket out. If it has fuel."
0
47
💀
Jeffrey Dahmer applies the double-tap rule before Columbus even invented it
47
💀
Jeffrey Dahmer
has died
51
⚡
Donald Trump negotiates an exclusive contract with zombies to monopolize the brain market
+3
52
🌍
Day 52: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Donald Trump must find an alternative approach.
-9
54
🌍
Day 54: The radio picks up an SOS signal. Donald Trump must decide whether to respond or ignore it.
+6
56
💀
Donald Trump calculates the ROI of their survival and decides dying costs less than living
56
💀
Donald Trump
has died
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