☠️
24
Days survived
27
Zombies killed
0/6
Survivors
17
🗺️ Km traveled
5
👑 Decisions
2
🩺 Rescues
28
🍳 Meals cooked
3
🪤 Traps built
19
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
24 events
1
📖
Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. David Lynch was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Maximilian Kolbe and Steve Jobs had barricaded the entrances. George Soros was already treating the first injuries. MrBeast found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Warren Buffett rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for David Lynch... David Lynch just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
🌍
Day 1: Warren Buffett finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
1
🎒
Maximilian Kolbe has exhausted all shurikens and starts throwing coasters instead.
+2
1
⚡
Warren Buffett distributes dividends in expired canned goods
+4
1
🎂
David Lynch is 79 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
📌
📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. David Lynch: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
0
2
💀
Warren Buffett suggests outsourcing zombies to optimize costs
2
💀
Warren Buffett
has died
3
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🌍
Day 3: MrBeast finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
3
🎂
Steve Jobs is 56 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
4
⚡
George Soros diversifies their portfolio by buying shares in atomic bunkers
+4
5
💀
Steve Jobs dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
5
💀
Steve Jobs
has died
6
🌍
Day 6: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. Maximilian Kolbe takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
+3
7
⚡
David Lynch hams it up playing dead to avoid a zombie patrol. Plot twist: an actual zombie starts snacking on them.
-2
11
💀
David Lynch dies mid-dramatic monologue facing the zombies. The speech was beautiful. The audience, unappreciative.
11
💀
David Lynch
has died
12
🌍
Day 12: Maximilian Kolbe discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
+8
14
⚡
Maximilian Kolbe motivates survivors with a fiery speech about freedom... from being eaten
+3
15
💀
MrBeast dies mid-negotiation, contract unsigned. The deal of a lifetime — literally.
15
💀
MrBeast
has died
17
⚡
George Soros organizes an IPO for their startup 'ZombieUber' - home brain delivery service
+4
19
🌍
Day 19: Maximilian Kolbe opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
20
💀
George Soros calculates the ROI of their survival and decides dying costs less than living
20
💀
George Soros
has died
21
🌍
Day 21: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Maximilian Kolbe must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
21
⚡
Maximilian Kolbe organizes an ambush against a zombie horde, like in the good old days of underground resistance
+3
22
🌍
Day 21: Maximilian Kolbe mistakes a zombie for a sleeping survivor and offers it coffee. Awkward moment.
-3
23
⚡
Maximilian Kolbe crafts homemade traps with three pieces of string and lots of ingenuity
+3
24
💀
Maximilian Kolbe hijacks zombie government supplies (if they existed) to feed survivors
24
💀
Maximilian Kolbe
has died
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