☠️
205
Days survived
671
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
462
🗺️ Km traveled
85
👑 Decisions
71
🩺 Rescues
294
🍳 Meals cooked
50
🪤 Traps built
197
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
63 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Alexander the Great was woken by screams. Usain Bolt by silence, which is worse. Audie Murphy didn't sleep at all. Louis Pasteur was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Joël Robuchon was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Steve Jobs was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Jesus Christ heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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Day 1: Louis Pasteur loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
1
🎒
Usain Bolt trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
1
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Alexander the Great mixes mentos with the soda to create a geyser that scares away a small group of zombies.
+5
1
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Steve Jobs mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
1
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Audie Murphy follows military doctrine by the book. Plot twist: zombies didn't read the manual.
+5
1
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📍 New York Public Library. Books everywhere. Louis Pasteur: "Knowledge is power. And kindling."
0
2
🎒
Louis Pasteur can't manage to get on the penny-farthing. That thing is two meters off the ground after all.
-4
3
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Day 3: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Jesus Christ watches the scene, puzzled.
+3
3
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Day 3: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. Jesus Christ must handle the situation diplomatically.
+5
3
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Joël Robuchon refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
4
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
4
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Jesus Christ
has died
5
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Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
8
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Day 8: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. Alexander the Great leads the last defense.
+13
9
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Steve Jobs uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
12
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Alexander the Great gets cocky during a night raid and spreads troops thinner than gas station coffee. The north breach gets overrun. Strategic fail, heavy casualties.
+4
20
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Alexander the Great assigns code names to zombies based on looks: 'Lefty Crawler', 'Barrel Chest', 'Fast-but-Half-Blind'. Briefings turn into comedy hour.
+4
28
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Day 28: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Alexander the Great must understand and counter their strategy.
+13
28
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Louis Pasteur breaks their broom on a zombie and uses the pointed handle as an improvised spear.
+3
30
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Day 30: The camp cook has gone missing. Joël Robuchon must feed 50 people with what's left.
+7
32
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Joël Robuchon offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
35
💀
Louis Pasteur tips over the big wheel of the velocipede and falls two meters headfirst.
35
💀
Louis Pasteur
has died
46
📌
📍 Broadway theaters dark. Phantom masks litter the street. Steve Jobs: "The show won't go on."
0
52
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Day 52: Audie Murphy finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
-8
66
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Day 66: A rival group offers a shady deal. Alexander the Great must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
67
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Alexander the Great orchestrates camp defense like a Pentagon briefing: flanks secured, reserves positioned, exit strategy locked and loaded. No horde shall pass.
+4
69
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Day 69: Audie Murphy steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
69
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Joël Robuchon discovers the cart wheel spins in every direction except the right one. Classic.
-3
78
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Audie Murphy gives a regulation salute to a zombie in uniform. Old habits die hard. The zombie doesn't salute back.
+5
79
🎒
Usain Bolt sets up a dart board on a motionless zombie and practices.
+3
79
⚡
Steve Jobs cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
80
🎒
Audie Murphy attempts a kickflip and the skateboard flies into an allied survivor's head. Not very helpful.
-4
82
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Audie Murphy puts a bandage over a zombie's mouth to shut it up. The zombie doesn't appreciate it at all.
82
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Audie Murphy
has died
83
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Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
91
📌
📍 Yellow cab graveyard in Midtown. Alexander the Great hotwires one. "Meter's still running. Classic."
0
92
🎒
Usain Bolt cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
93
🎒
Alexander the Great throws a shuriken that bounces off the wall and returns like a boomerang.
-4
100
🌍
Day 100: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Usain Bolt must deal with this.
+4
100
🎒
Steve Jobs compulsively presses the detonator like a TV remote.
+1
106
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Day 106: Joël Robuchon repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
+9
108
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Day 108: The generator breaks down. Without power, electric fences are decorative. Steve Jobs must repair.
+9
112
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Joël Robuchon screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
116
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Steve Jobs tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
119
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Steve Jobs dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
119
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Steve Jobs
has died
121
⚡
Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
122
🎒
Joël Robuchon bites into the apple and breaks a tooth on a petrified worm.
-3
125
🎒
Alexander the Great weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
132
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Day 132: Alexander the Great finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
132
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Joël Robuchon turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
133
🎒
Joël Robuchon slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
133
🎂
Usain Bolt (40 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
135
🌍
Day 135: Usain Bolt forgets to close the camp gate after a night outing. Three zombies walk in like they own the place.
-8
136
🌍
Day 136: Hail falls like golf balls. The camp roof won't hold much longer. Alexander the Great must find a solution, fast.
-15
136
📌
📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Alexander the Great: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
0
138
💀
Joël Robuchon climbs an apple tree to pick fruit and the branch gives way. Twenty meters of free fall.
138
💀
Joël Robuchon
has died
140
🌍
Day 140: A mini tornado sucks up the camp supplies and scatters them over 500 meters. Usain Bolt chases after their sleeping bag flying in the wind.
-7
153
🌍
Day 153: Usain Bolt tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
-7
165
🌍
Day 165: Usain Bolt trips over a decapitated zombie and breaks their wrist. The enemy strikes even after death.
-6
181
💀
Poetic death - Usain Bolt dies crossing the finish line, turned into a zombie he keeps running in circles forever
181
💀
Usain Bolt
has died
181
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📍 The High Line park. Zombies stumble through gardens. Alexander the Great: "Urban renewal took a weird turn."
0
187
🌍
Day 187: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Alexander the Great finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
188
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Day 188: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Alexander the Great must supervise repairs.
+4
192
🌍
Day 192: Alexander the Great snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
205
💀
Alexander the Great leads the final charge to retake a strategic building. Victory achieved, but Alexander the Great falls inside, caught by a lone zombie. Died a hero's death.
205
💀
Alexander the Great
has died
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