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6
Days survived
2
Zombies killed
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Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
4
🗺️ Km traveled
1
👑 Decisions
2
🍳 Meals cooked
3
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
26 events
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Ralph Wiggum was woken by screams. Bart Simpson by silence, which is worse. Superman didn't sleep at all. Albus Dumbledore was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. 67 kid was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Iron Man was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Jesus Christ heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
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Jour 1 : Il pleut des grenouilles. Littéralement. 67 kid ne sait pas si c'est la météo ou l'apocalypse qui a perdu la tête.
+3
1
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Bart Simpson hits a zombie right between the eyes with a stone from their slingshot.
+4
1
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Quirky: Superman interviews a captured zombie for 'the paper'. Microphone extended, questions asked. Answers: groans. Article: 'No comment.'
-3
1
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67 kid a 15 ans et fait preuve d'un courage insouciant typique de la jeunesse.
+4
1
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Jesus Christ est emporté(e) par une crue soudaine en traversant un pont. Le courant était plus rapide que les zombies. C'est dire.
1
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Jesus Christ
has died
1
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📍 Battery Park. Ferry terminal abandoned. Bart Simpson: "Staten Island never looked so good."
0
2
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Jour 2 : Un orage violent éclate. La foudre frappe un transformateur et plonge tout le quartier dans le noir. 67 kid doit sécuriser le périmètre sans électricité.
-12
2
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Iron Man tries to reverse with the caravan and crashes into three other vehicles. Parallel parking isn't their forte.
-5
2
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Albus Dumbledore gave detention to a zombie lurking in the yard. The zombie skipped writing lines.
-4
2
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67 kid uses their ruler as a sword (12 inches of pure terror)
2
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67 kid
has died
3
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Jour 3 : Une fuite de gaz est détectée dans le bâtiment principal. Albus Dumbledore doit intervenir rapidement.
-10
3
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Albus Dumbledore fuels the steam locomotive and races through the countryside. Zombies can't catch a train at full steam!
+8
3
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Failure: Superman publishes a detailed article about the east wall breach before informing the council. Camp panics before leadership does.
-3
3
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Iron Man forgets to put the handbrake on the caravan at the top of a hill. The descent is without return.
3
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Iron Man
has died
4
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Jour 4 : Albus Dumbledore repère un véhicule blindé abandonné. Mais le réservoir est vide et les zombies rôdent.
-10
4
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Superman throws a shuriken that bounces off the wall and returns like a boomerang.
-4
4
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Albus Dumbledore kept the camp school open — kids learning reading, writing, and zombie-proofing.
-4
4
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Bart Simpson glisse sur le toit verglacé pendant la garde de nuit. La chute est silencieuse. L'impact, beaucoup moins.
4
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Bart Simpson
has died
5
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Jour 5 : Albus Dumbledore confond le bidon d'essence avec le bidon d'eau. Le barbecue est original, la soif reste.
-7
5
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Ralph Wiggum slips on their own banana peel in front of the whole group.
-3
5
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Success: Superman explores dangerous zones to bring back reliable intel. War correspondent at heart, nothing fazes them.
-3
5
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Albus Dumbledore se noie dans l'inondation en essayant de sauver les provisions. L'eau montait trop vite. Les boîtes de conserve flottent encore, pas Albus Dumbledore.
5
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Albus Dumbledore
has died
6
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Jour 6 : Les barricades sont rongées par l'humidité. Superman doit superviser les réparations.
-8
6
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Ralph Wiggum starts the subway and speeds through tunnels away from zombies. Next station: Freedom!
+8
6
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Ralph Wiggum slips on a banana peel at the edge of a cliff. So cliché.
6
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Ralph Wiggum
has died
6
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Poetic Death: Superman infiltrates hostile territory for a scoop. The scoop is explosive. Extraction compromised. Last article: unpublished.
6
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Superman
has died
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