☠️
103
Days survived
269
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
186
🗺️ Km traveled
32
👑 Decisions
31
🩺 Rescues
133
🍳 Meals cooked
22
🪤 Traps built
65
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
37 events
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Princess Leia and Solid Snake were on the wrong side. Wolverine spotted them from the roof of a bus. Medic, Sanji, and Rick Sanchez were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Joe Rogan, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
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Day 1: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Medic is the last medical hope.
+5
1
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Joe Rogan hams it up playing dead to avoid a zombie patrol. Plot twist: an actual zombie starts snacking on them.
+1
1
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📍 Borough Market. Food rotting. Medic: "The artisan cheese aged poorly."
0
2
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Solid Snake infiltrates so well they forget the password to get back into their own camp. The guards mistake them for a zombie. Awkward doesn't begin to cover it.
+3
2
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Joe Rogan is 59 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
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Day 4: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Princess Leia must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
+6
5
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Joe Rogan dies mid-dramatic monologue facing the zombies. The speech was beautiful. The audience, unappreciative.
5
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Joe Rogan
has died
7
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Rick Sanchez predicts zombie movements with machine learning. Accuracy: 98%. Usefulness without electricity: 0% 🤖⚡
+4
13
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Day 13: Solid Snake attempts a motivational speech that makes three survivors cry. Not from joy, from despair.
-4
16
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Day 16: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Rick Sanchez must secure the perimeter without electricity.
+6
21
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Rick Sanchez calculates the group's survival probability with 87 variables. The result: 12.3%. So uplifting! 📉😱
+4
24
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Rick Sanchez optimizes evacuation routes with an algorithm. Zombies just take the shortest path to fresh meat 🧭🍖
24
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Rick Sanchez
has died
27
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Bizarre: Wolverine collects a trophy from each killed zombie. His necklace weighs 9 pounds. Nobody dares ask what it is.
+5
29
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Day 29: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Sanji must ration the group's water.
+5
30
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Medic treats the group's wounds with makeshift medical supplies
+4
35
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Day 35: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Wolverine must clear the way.
+8
42
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Medic ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
42
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Medic
has died
43
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Princess Leia feels a disturbance in the Force: it's just ALL zombies within 10km
+4
44
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Day 44: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Princess Leia must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
+11
45
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Day 44: Princess Leia negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
46
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📍 Queue outside a shop. Zombies lined up. Princess Leia: "Even now, they're queuing properly."
0
48
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Solid Snake goes full Mission Impossible, infiltrates a hostile camp disguised as a zombie, steals their attack plans and sabotages their defenses, saving their own camp from a surprise assault.
+3
55
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Sanji dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
55
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Sanji
has died
59
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Day 59: A tropical microclimate turns the zone into a furnace. Zombies are faster, more aggressive. Princess Leia must adapt the defense.
+9
61
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Day 61: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Princess Leia must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
+7
62
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Princess Leia tries a Jedi mind trick... which doesn't work on dead brains
+4
65
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Failure: Wolverine charges alone into a 50-zombie horde while screaming. Courage 10/10. Strategy 0/10. Result: predictable.
+5
69
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Solid Snake transmits their final encrypted report from enemy camp. The message arrives: 'Mission accomplished. Compromised. Burn this frequency.' Signal goes dark.
69
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Solid Snake
has died
73
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Princess Leia slices through entire hordes with lightsaber Anakin vs Tuskens style
+4
75
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Day 75: Wolverine snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
75
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Day 75: Princess Leia opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
76
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Success: Wolverine holds a breach alone for 20 minutes with axe and shield, until reinforcements arrive.
+5
84
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Poetic Death: Wolverine fights to the end, blade broken, shield cracked, standing in the breach. Found next day, still standing.
84
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Wolverine
has died
91
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📍 Big Ben chimes over zombie groans. Princess Leia: "Bloody hell, it's still on time."
0
95
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Day 95: Princess Leia drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
99
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Day 99: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Princess Leia must navigate blind.
+9
103
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Princess Leia drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Princess Leia doesn't.
103
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Princess Leia
has died
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