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| # | Team | W | V | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 7 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | My Team | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Voorseizoen
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got LeBron James on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 206 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget? Astronomical. The owner said "let's go" and signed the check without even looking at the number. We're deep into the luxury tax, every dollar over the threshold costs triple, and the accountant has nightmares every single night. But when you've got two superstars, a fifteen-man roster where the weakest link would start elsewhere, and a coaching staff paid in gold, you don't give a damn about the bill. It's championship or bust, and they've chosen their side.
Speeldag 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (V)
Tip-off! LeBron James gets us started! Let's go!
Kobe Bryant forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
LeBron James throws it into the stands! What was that from this undisputed superstar!
DeAndre Ayton reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
DeAndre Ayton mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! LeBron James grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know LeBron James started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Jrue Holiday misfires from the left corner! This name that's buzzing searching for answers!
This name that's buzzing DeAndre Ayton has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This name that's buzzing DeAndre Ayton with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Jrue Holiday storms to the bench! This player on the come-up is visibly upset!
DeAndre Ayton reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
LeBron James's gaze is cold, distant. Kobe Bryant's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Speeldag 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
120-104 (W)
Kobe Bryant, this basketball god, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Jrue Holiday goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This solid pro is relentless!
LeBron James with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This absolute legend always in position!
DeAndre Ayton with the transition assist! This up-and-coming baller pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This legit talent DeAndre Ayton switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. DeAndre Ayton is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me DeAndre Ayton sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This name that's buzzing Jrue Holiday is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! LeBron James in the spotlight!
Jrue Holiday attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Luke Kornet dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Luke Kornet, this player nobody saw coming, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
DeAndre Ayton blows a kiss to the camera. Jrue Holiday blows twelve. Kobe Bryant blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Speeldag 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
85-107 (V)
This diamond in the rough Luke Kornet comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This raw talent Luke Kornet with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This player making noise Jrue Holiday with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This league veteran Jrue Holiday gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
Kobe Bryant knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. Kobe Bryant asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say Kobe Bryant eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
DeAndre Ayton goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This name that's buzzing losing composure!
This first-ballot legend LeBron James misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
Luke Kornet reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Luke Kornet is gassed! This potential breakout star bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
LeBron James had the chances but couldn't convert. This basketball god left wanting.
Jrue Holiday clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Kobe Bryant fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Speeldag 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
108-101 (W)
Kobe Bryant steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this household name!
This who-is-this-guy player Luke Kornet does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
This all-time great LeBron James with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!
Jrue Holiday, this tweener, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
Kobe Bryant spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
End of the second quarter. Jrue Holiday is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: Jrue Holiday listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Luke Kornet, this surprise package, drops a half-court heave facing the rim! Pure artistry!
Luke Kornet, this little firecracker, gets the standing ovation! A crowd fully behind them!
Jrue Holiday puts ego aside! The team comes first for this well-respected player!
DeAndre Ayton, this dude putting the league on notice, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
Luke Kornet, this undersized dog, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
Luke Kornet cries tears of joy in DeAndre Ayton's arms. Kobe Bryant is also crying but nobody knows why. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Speeldag 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
114-101 (W)
DeAndre Ayton, this little guy, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
DeAndre Ayton, this compact dynamo, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
Kobe Bryant, this giant, contests everything in the paint! Pure God-given talent on full display!
Luke Kornet with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! That dawg mentality on that one!
Kobe Bryant, this guy with rings on every finger, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! Kobe Bryant looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know Kobe Bryant keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
LeBron James, this guy with rings on every finger, knifes through for a buzzer beater from mid-range! Wow!
Deafening noise! Jrue Holiday dribbles and the building shakes!
This household name Kobe Bryant unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
Kobe Bryant, this absolute unit, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this undisputed superstar right now!
LeBron James, this hall-of-fame lock, embraces the teammates! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Sweet victory!
LeBron James pretends to faint from happiness. Luke Kornet pretends to call 911. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Speeldag 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
110-106 (W)
Kobe Bryant, this 7-footer, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
LeBron James sprints to close out! A defensive rebound back to the basket! Great effort!
A tear drop attempt by Luke Kornet falls short! Hot head in the legs!
Luke Kornet with the decisive layup! A gym-rat work ethic when it matters most!
Kobe Bryant, this absolute unit, exploits the mismatch back to the basket! Smart play!
Break. Kobe Bryant collapses next to the vending machine. Physio's confession: Kobe Bryant purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
This guy with rings on every finger LeBron James converts the and-one in the dying seconds! Three-point play!
Luke Kornet times it perfectly and rejects the shot! An iron-wall defense from downtown!
You can cut the tension with a knife! Wild stands as Jrue Holiday steps up!
Kobe Bryant, this guy with rings on every finger, rises to the occasion! An and-one from downtown! Huge!
It's over! Jrue Holiday delivers the goods! This up-and-coming baller walks off a winner!
LeBron James takes a bow for the crowd. Kobe Bryant bows to LeBron James. The nobility of basketball. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Speeldag 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
103-99 (W)
Luke Kornet, this elusive guard, is introduced and the arena explodes! This hidden prospect is in the building!
DeAndre Ayton strips the ball cleanly! Veteran move right there!
DeAndre Ayton, this little thunder, gets the look but can't convert facing the rim!
Luke Kornet, this lightning-quick little man, with a silky hook shot from downtown! Smooth operator!
DeAndre Ayton pushes the pace in transition! Scary good handles showing in every play!
Well-deserved break. Jrue Holiday looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Anecdote: Jrue Holiday once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Jrue Holiday posts up for the game-tying finger roll! At the jump ball! Unbelievable!
This hooper's hooper DeAndre Ayton reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
A crowd fully behind them fills the arena! This living legend LeBron James feeds off the energy!
This hooper's hooper Jrue Holiday silences the crowd! A layup in transition! Stone cold!
Luke Kornet, this pocket rocket, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
Kobe Bryant makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. DeAndre Ayton makes a bigger heart. Luke Kornet makes a massive heart. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Speeldag 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
105-106 (V)
This up-and-coming baller DeAndre Ayton comes out firing! A buzzer beater in the first minute!
This hungry young player Luke Kornet with a vintage half-court heave! The old magic is still there!
Kobe Bryant, this giant, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over tendency to rush!
Luke Kornet clanks another one off the rim! This rising star needs to find rhythm!
DeAndre Ayton takes the lead! A floater! The comeback is complete! Unbelievable!
End of the first act. Luke Kornet is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Staff confession: Luke Kornet is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. We're back! The players look fired up.
Luke Kornet gets stripped in the dying seconds! That's gonna be a costly turnover!
Kobe Bryant, this towering presence, waves off the play call! Defense that's basically a suggestion hurting the team!
Luke Kornet is the protagonist tonight! This potential breakout star authoring a masterpiece!
This hall-of-fame lock LeBron James can't deliver when it matters! Limited stamina under pressure!
This next-level player DeAndre Ayton congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this next-level player.
Jrue Holiday's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. Kobe Bryant breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Speeldag 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
89-130 (V)
Kobe Bryant dribbles into position! This once-in-a-lifetime player not wasting any time!
DeAndre Ayton spins the orange right into the defender's hands! Injury-prone body!
Jrue Holiday tries to be too fancy and loses the rock! Occasional mental lapses in the decision-making!
LeBron James gets crossed over! This potential GOAT left frozen from downtown!
Kobe Bryant picks up the second technical! This generational talent ejected! Heavy feet!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Luke Kornet walks head down toward the tunnel. Confession: Luke Kornet believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
DeAndre Ayton fires away and fires but misses everything! Occasional mental lapses tonight!
LeBron James, this tree of a man, with tired legs under the basket! Occasional mental lapses slowing this absolute legend down!
LeBron James charges right into the defender! Turnover! Ego the size of Texas when controlling pace!
DeAndre Ayton, this elusive guard, pounds the scorer's table! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
This dude putting the league on notice Jrue Holiday tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Jrue Holiday closes his eyes walking out. Kobe Bryant keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. I learned that Jrue Holiday's father was a volunteer firefighter. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Speeldag 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
96-98 (V)
This absolute legend Kobe Bryant opens the scoring! A step-back three! Early advantage!
LeBron James answers back with a bucket! Pure God-given talent under pressure!
LeBron James overcommits and gets beat! Tendency to force bad shots when reading the play!
LeBron James takes a tough double-clutch layup and it doesn't go! Limited stamina in shot selection!
Luke Kornet, this little guy, blocks the shot and starts the break! Comeback!
Rest time. Jrue Holiday isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Anecdote: Jrue Holiday tried to impress the Denver Horse-Track players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
Jrue Holiday drives but can't score in crunch time! Opportunity lost!
This well-respected player Jrue Holiday stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Kobe Bryant pulls up with purpose! Scary good handles driving this team forward!
Jrue Holiday can't handle the pressure! This up-and-coming baller folds at the last second!
LeBron James, this oversized freak, trudges off the den. Lessons to take from this one.
Luke Kornet mutters 'damn' under his breath. LeBron James says 'yeah' in the same tone. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Speeldag 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
109-114 (V)
Luke Kornet takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Luke Kornet, this undersized dog, takes over off the pick and roll. A pull-up jumper! That's elite!
Kobe Bryant, this big fella, can't keep up with the speed! Limited stamina exposed!
Luke Kornet, this hidden prospect, comes up empty! A catch-and-shoot triple off target from the right corner!
This name that's buzzing Jrue Holiday draws the charge! Momentum swinging under the basket!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Luke Kornet to massage his thighs. Anecdote: Luke Kornet once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
Luke Kornet crosses over and slips! Turnover in the first half! Heavy feet!
LeBron James mutters to himself walking back! This franchise cornerstone fighting inner demons!
This absolute legend LeBron James turns adversity into fuel! An All-Star Game worthy play energy!
Luke Kornet, this dude out of nowhere, commits the late turnover! Shaky emotions under pressure with the ball!
Kobe Bryant, this all-time great, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Jrue Holiday pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. DeAndre Ayton takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than DeAndre Ayton. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Speeldag 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
110-106 (W)
Jrue Holiday fires up the crowd to open the game! This seasoned vet starting strong!
This surprise package Luke Kornet forces the air ball with pressure! Suffocating!
A double-clutch layup from Jrue Holiday hits the iron! Injury-prone body under the spotlight!
DeAndre Ayton with another bucket! You can't stop this man!
Luke Kornet, this lightning-quick little man, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! An off-the-charts basketball IQ!
The players disappear into the tunnel. LeBron James asks for an ice pack. I've been told LeBron James always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. We're back! The players look fired up.
This dude putting the league on notice Jrue Holiday converts the free throws under pressure! Eyes in the back of the head under pressure!
Kobe Bryant with the huge rebound in traffic on the low block! This generational talent says no!
This rising star Luke Kornet acknowledges the fans! A Playoff atmosphere of mutual respect!
Luke Kornet, this pint-sized baller, hits the big shot! In the money time! That's a closer!
Final buzzer! Luke Kornet is the hero! This potential breakout star with a game for the ages!
Kobe Bryant and Luke Kornet form a tunnel for DeAndre Ayton to crawl through. Too tall. Gets stuck. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Speeldag 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
93-119 (V)
LeBron James, this undisputed superstar, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Luke Kornet lets fly but the shot rims out! Sometimes predictable game rears its ugly head!
Jrue Holiday launches into a trap! Tendency to force bad shots when reading the defense!
DeAndre Ayton gets screened out of the play! This seasoned vet lost in traffic!
Jrue Holiday scores with freakish explosiveness. A catch-and-shoot triple from mid-range! Too smooth!
Break! Kobe Bryant has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. I've been told Kobe Bryant once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
DeAndre Ayton drives the towel! This guy with a proven track record showing shaky emotions under pressure!
Luke Kornet, this scrappy guard, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Occasional mental lapses!
LeBron James, this long boy, seals the defender for position! Fundamentals!
This dude out of nowhere Luke Kornet can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
Kobe Bryant walks off in silence. This global icon gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Jrue Holiday walks in slow motion, arms dangling. DeAndre Ayton speeds up. Wants it to be over. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Speeldag 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
106-119 (V)
This global icon LeBron James catches the damn ball early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
This global icon Kobe Bryant rattles it out! So close yet so far under the basket!
DeAndre Ayton explodes into a dead end along the baseline! Turnover! Lack of consistency!
DeAndre Ayton scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Tendency to force bad shots!
Kobe Bryant, this long boy, showcases silky smooth technique with a gorgeous two-handed slam!
End of the first half. DeAndre Ayton is beet red but still standing. Fun fact: DeAndre Ayton tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
Luke Kornet takes off away from the huddle! This unknown gem in a dark place mentally!
LeBron James, this beanpole, loses the handle and the opportunity! Tendency to rush!
Luke Kornet, this short king, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
DeAndre Ayton, this hooper's hooper, sucking wind after that sprint! This ball game of battle!
DeAndre Ayton explodes to the tunnel in disappointment. This seasoned vet will learn from this.
Jrue Holiday walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. Luke Kornet drags one foot after the other. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Speeldag 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
89-118 (V)
DeAndre Ayton, this guy with a proven track record, embraces the immense pressure! Game on!
Luke Kornet forces a sky hook back to the basket! This hidden prospect trying too hard!
Jrue Holiday, this combo guard, gets called for the carry! Heavy feet in ball-handling!
Jrue Holiday gets burned on the drive! Sometimes predictable game in lateral movement!
DeAndre Ayton dishes past everyone for a finger roll! This compact dynamo on a mission!
Both teams head to the locker room. Jrue Holiday wipes his forehead with his jersey. Fun fact: Jrue Holiday tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
This basketball god LeBron James throws an elbow in frustration! Heavy feet on full display!
LeBron James rises up the ball into nothing! Ego the size of Texas on full display tonight!
LeBron James posts up into the right spacing! A killer instinct and elite court awareness!
Luke Kornet misses from fatigue! This diamond in the rough can't get the elevation back to the basket!
This diamond in the rough Luke Kornet leaves the floor with head held high. Fought to the end.
Kobe Bryant's eyes are red, jaw tight. Jrue Holiday apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
My Team finishes #12 (6W-9L). Better luck next season! MVP: LeBron James.
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