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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | tuff stuff | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Houston Blast-Off | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Shut the hell up for two seconds and listen to that sound. That low rumble, that murmur of 20,000 people holding their breath at the same time. That's the sound of an arena that knows tonight is going to be something. We're here for a franchise that's in the DNA of this league, a club with as many banners in the rafters as ghosts in the locker room. Legends have walked this court, careers have been shattered here, and miracles have been born on this very floor. Tonight, we write the next chapter. Ladies and gentlemen... Tuff stuff! Okay, let's talk about the boss. Because on this team, there's one alpha, and everybody knows it. Michael Jordan. Standing at 198 cm, a body built for basketball, and a basketball IQ that borders on indecent. When this man catches the rock, defenders back up instinctively, it's a survival reflex. And they're right, because this guy can punish you from everywhere: from three, in the post, in transition, from the free throw line with his eyes closed. He's a damn 6'8" Swiss Army knife and he cuts in every direction. And the most terrifying thing about him? It's not the stats, it's not the size, it's the calm. You know that moment where the arena is on its feet, the clock is ticking down the final seconds, sweat is pouring... And he's just chewing his gum like he's waiting for the bus? Then he loads up. And drains it. Stone cold. In front of 20,000 people on the verge of cardiac arrest. That's what a franchise player is: the guy who carries everyone on his shoulders and still makes it look easy. And now, the moment nobody was waiting for but everybody is going to love: the coach signed Abraham Lincoln. The man is a farmer. A freaking farmer. In a league where everybody is 6'8" and runs a 4.4 forty, he rolls up with seed dibber and a suspicious amount of enthusiasm. His first instinct walking into the locker room? Ask where the coffee machine was. His second instinct? Try to dribble and bounce the ball straight into his own face. The teammates lost it. The coach just said "that's the kind of grit I was looking for." We still don't know if he was serious or completely hammered. Budget-wise, they're playing by the rules. Barely. It's clean, but it's tight. You've got one modest star, two or three decent role players, and after that... It's a black hole on the bench. They're trying to build smart without going broke, but every time a player asks for a raise, they start sweating. This is the definition of a "middle of the pack" squad.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
85-127 (L)
Opening possession for Kanye West! First touch, like first touch of their hot mic!
This franchise cornerstone Michael Jordan misses the mark! A deep three goes begging from way beyond the arc!
Michael Jackson with the errant pass! This basketball god needs to settle down!
This franchise cornerstone Michael Jackson bites on the fake! Beaten back to the basket!
Kanye West can't mask the disappointment! This first-ballot legend wearing it on the sleeve!
Well-deserved break. Abraham Lincoln looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Fun fact: Abraham Lincoln is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Kanye West clanks another one off the rim! This all-time great needs to find rhythm!
Michael Jackson powers through! The philanthropist in them won't quit on the game!
Slender Man charges right into the defender! Turnover! Limited stamina when controlling pace!
Michael Jordan, this absolute legend, barks at the teammate! Injury-prone body taking over!
Abraham Lincoln had the chances but couldn't convert. This certified GOAT candidate left wanting.
Michael Jordan's complexion is grey. Kanye West's is red. Defeat comes in different colors. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
112-79 (W)
This absolute legend Michael Jordan in the starting lineup! Let's see what this absolute legend brings!
Michael Jackson with another half-court heave! You can't stop this man!
This global icon Michael Jackson orchestrates the offense along the baseline! Maestro!
Abraham Lincoln pops the jumper! Clean as the seed dibber after a polish!
Kanye West picks the pocket of the ball handler! Straight robbery!
Cut! Halftime. Slender Man's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Locker room anecdote: Slender Man talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Michael Jackson, this global icon, reads the play perfectly and delivers a thunderous slam!
This global icon Michael Jordan finishes with a statement game! Scary good handles throughout!
Abraham Lincoln accidentally yelled their farmer catchphrase during the play!
Slender Man does the serial killer dance after a tear drop! The unsuspecting prey has never looked this fun!
Michael Jordan hugs the coach! This first-ballot legend with a complete performance!
Michael Jordan dumps his Gatorade on Slender Man who screams because it was cold. Kanye West piles on. Behind the scenes, I learned Slender Man was also a rapper in a past life. You can feel it in the game. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
129-83 (W)
Abraham Lincoln wins the opening tip! Tipping off with farmer energy!
Slender Man, this solid build, showcases an unmatched feel for the game with a gorgeous finger roll!
Slender Man launches and dishes! Gorgeous feed at half court! Pure God-given talent!
Kanye West finishes with flair! Showmanship of a rapper presenting the fiery bars!
Michael Jackson strips the ball cleanly! Veteran move right there!
Back to the locker room. Slender Man punches his locker. Little secret: Slender Man listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
Michael Jackson knocks down a finger roll at the buzzer! Ice in the veins!
Michael Jordan, this big fella, makes it look like practice! Total domination!
Kanye West suggested using the fiery bars instead of the rock! Motion denied!
Abraham Lincoln celebrates with a hug with the coach! Mimicking cultivating the stubborn soil on the court!
Michael Jordan, this mammoth, celebrates the win! A primal scream! What a game!
Slender Man and Michael Jackson slap each other's butts. Michael Jordan declines the invitation. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
114-95 (W)
Kanye West explodes with energy from the opening whistle! This undisputed superstar locked in!
Kanye West hooks it in! The arc of a rapper swinging their hot mic!
Kanye West, this franchise cornerstone, clamps down on the star player! Insane court vision on the assignment!
Abraham Lincoln with the alley-oop pass! Launching the basketball with farmer precision!
Michael Jackson schemes with the coaching staff! Plotting the next move, true philanthropist!
Back to the locker room. Michael Jackson punches his locker. Did you know Michael Jackson plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
Michael Jordan buries a tear drop in the paint! This living legend is on fire tonight!
A standing ovation, all because of a philanthropist named Michael Jackson with the game!
This global icon Kanye West unites the locker room! Night-in night-out consistency captain's mentality!
Michael Jackson proves that competing the game builds character for the palace of hoops!
That's the game! Michael Jordan finishes with a monster performance! This undisputed superstar victorious!
Michael Jackson dumps his Gatorade on Kanye West who screams because it was cold. Michael Jordan piles on. I got a text from Michael Jackson after the game. Just kidding. Nobody texts me. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
103-102 (W)
Kanye West gets the starting nod! A rapper starting with their hot mic confidence!
Kanye West blankets the shooter! Covering them with their hot mic thoroughness!
Michael Jackson drives but overcooks it! Heavy feet showing up again!
Abraham Lincoln drives and fires a thunderous slam! This do-it-all player lighting it up!
Michael Jackson uses a quick ball-movement offense brilliantly! Strategy from competing the game!
Halftime. The doctor examines Michael Jordan's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Did you know Michael Jordan entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
This first-ballot legend Michael Jackson silences the crowd! A layup from mid-range! Stone cold!
Michael Jordan, this absolute unit, walls off the drive from mid-range! No way through!
Chills at the hardwood as Kanye West gets introduced! The rapper with their hot mic!
Kanye West takes off and drills it! At the jump ball! Iron discipline under pressure!
This basketball god Michael Jordan seals the deal! Victory with next-level basketball IQ!
Abraham Lincoln and Michael Jordan slap each other's butts. Kanye West declines the invitation. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
111-92 (W)
Michael Jordan, this tree of a man, takes the court! The crowd fully behind them is electric!
Michael Jackson pulls up and drills a euro-step! Can't teach that!
This household name Michael Jackson takes the charge driving to the hoop! Gutsy play!
Abraham Lincoln, this potential GOAT, dishes to the hot hand! Smart basketball!
Michael Jordan posts up to the weak side! This living legend exploiting the rotation!
The locker room. Michael Jackson sprawls out full-length on the bench. Did you know Michael Jackson keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Michael Jackson with the step-back off-balance shot! Creating space like a philanthropist with their bare hands!
This potential GOAT Kanye West silences the hostile crowd! A hostile crowd shifts!
Michael Jordan finds the open teammate! This potential GOAT making everyone better!
From philanthropist life to dominating the court, Michael Jackson's journey is remarkable!
Michael Jackson wraps up an incredible performance! Wrapped up tight, the philanthropist delivered!
Michael Jackson and Abraham Lincoln carry Slender Man like a trophy across the entire court. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
98-97 (W)
Michael Jordan, this basketball god, embraces the Finals-like atmosphere! Game on!
Abraham Lincoln draws the offensive foul! Smart play, great positioning!
That one wasn't even close, Michael Jackson! Stick to competing the game!
A double-clutch layup! Michael Jordan cannot be stopped tonight! This potential GOAT is locked in!
Slender Man manipulates the defense! Manipulation worthy of their chilling method on the unsuspecting prey!
The locker room fills up. Michael Jordan has already eaten three oranges. Anecdote of the day: Michael Jordan forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Slender Man answers back! Response time of a serial killer responding to the unsuspecting prey!
Slender Man locks down the center circle! Fortified with their chilling method!
Michael Jordan dribbles in front of the home faithful! Palpable tension! Beautiful!
Michael Jackson, this small but mighty player, blocks the go-ahead attempt! On the decisive possession a commanding rebound!
Kanye West, this hall-of-fame lock, points to the crowd! A salute to the fans! This was for the fans!
Abraham Lincoln and Slender Man carry Michael Jackson like a trophy across the entire court. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
118-93 (W)
Abraham Lincoln begins their shift on the gym! A farmer starting the seed dibber shift!
Slender Man hits from downtown! Precision worthy of their chilling method at half court!
Michael Jordan blocks it and keeps it in play! Heads-up play, what awareness!
Michael Jordan with the lob pass at the top of the key! This basketball god to the teammate! Boom!
Kanye West makes the hockey pass! Eyes in the back of the head finding the extra pass!
The players disappear. Michael Jackson has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Did you know Michael Jackson started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
Slender Man turns the corner into a workshop. An off-balance shot crafted with their chilling method!
The crowd collectively holds its breath for Kanye West's shot! You could hear a pin drop!
Slender Man motivates from the floor! Motivation of a serial killer who refuses to lose!
Michael Jackson plays with the grit of someone who competes the game daily!
What a game for Kanye West! Tomorrow's the fiery bars will feel easy after this!
Abraham Lincoln and Michael Jordan chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
98-95 (W)
Slender Man locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a serial killer who means business!
Michael Jordan sprints to close out! A left-handed block off the pick and roll! Great effort!
Abraham Lincoln misses the open look! A farmer never misses the stubborn soil... But misses the Spalding!
Abraham Lincoln catches fire! And it's a deep three! Iron discipline taking over!
This potential GOAT Abraham Lincoln recognizes the over-help and punishes it!
The players file out. Michael Jordan exchanges a tense look with the coach. Anecdote: Michael Jordan once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Abraham Lincoln plays hero! The farmer as hero, the seed dibber as cape!
Abraham Lincoln picks their pocket! A farmer with quick hands knows how to handle thieves!
The crowd waves their bare hands replicas! Michael Jackson has started a movement!
Kanye West, this absolute legend, with the clutch surgical steal! Coming out of the locker room stop!
Abraham Lincoln finishes with a monster stat line! Numbers a farmer would be proud of!
Michael Jordan does a backflip. Well, he tries. Abraham Lincoln applauds the effort. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
93-106 (L)
Michael Jackson stretches center court! Loosening up, the philanthropist is getting ready!
Kanye West misses the runner! Stick to the day job, buddy!
Kanye West, this smooth operator, gets the ball poked away! Occasional mental lapses when protecting the orange!
Michael Jordan, this tree of a man, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over limited stamina!
Slender Man punishes the defense! A serial killer punishing the unsuspecting prey with precision!
Back in the locker room, Michael Jackson sits down and stares at the ceiling. Fun fact: Michael Jackson got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
This absolute legend Abraham Lincoln gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Kanye West just barely misses! Close as a rapper getting the fiery bars almost right!
This franchise cornerstone Michael Jordan calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
Michael Jackson gulps water! As thirsty as a philanthropist reaching for the game!
Abraham Lincoln takes off past the media. This potential GOAT not in the mood to talk.
Kanye West walks head down toward the tunnel. Abraham Lincoln drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
108-98 (W)
Kanye West announces themselves! The rapper has arrived and the building knows it!
Slender Man with the reverse layup! Creative as a serial killer with the unsuspecting prey!
Slender Man drops into help defense! Always there when you need a serial killer!
Slender Man with the alley-oop pass! This do-it-all player throws it up, teammate throws it down!
Michael Jackson sets the screen at the perfect angle! This certified GOAT candidate cerebral play!
Halftime! Slender Man looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Confession: Slender Man believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. We're off again! The crowd chants the team's name.
Slender Man handles the rock like their chilling method. A floater from downtown! The precision of a serial killer!
The crowd does the wave for Abraham Lincoln! Farmer pride!
Michael Jackson makes the extra pass! This household name hockey assist for a floater!
The crowd chants for Slender Man! The serial killer who became a legend at the den!
Slender Man celebrates at the final buzzer! Celebration worthy of their chilling method!
Kanye West launches his shoe into the air. Abraham Lincoln catches it. Standing ovation. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
93-114 (L)
Abraham Lincoln bounces the basketball pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
Air ball from Kanye West! Being a rapper doesn't help with shooting, apparently!
Slender Man with the lazy pass! Heavy feet leading to easy points!
Abraham Lincoln gambles for the steal and pays the price! Hot head!
Abraham Lincoln, this certified GOAT candidate, threads the needle for a double-clutch layup at the buzzer!
Players head to the locker room. Kanye West has tape on three fingers. Rumor has it Kanye West tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
This first-ballot legend Abraham Lincoln fouls hard out of frustration! Tendency to force bad shots showing!
Kanye West short on the attempt! Needs the reach of their hot mic!
Michael Jordan, this absolute legend, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for a hook shot!
Michael Jordan drives but the legs won't cooperate! Defense that's basically a suggestion catching up!
Abraham Lincoln, this living legend, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Michael Jackson mutters while walking out. Abraham Lincoln watches from the corner of his eye, worried. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
87-107 (L)
Michael Jackson fires up the crowd to open the game! This absolute legend starting strong!
Michael Jordan air-mails a hook shot facing the rim! Way off for this generational talent!
Kanye West tries to be too fancy and loses the Wilson! Sometimes predictable game in the decision-making!
Abraham Lincoln loses the battle in the paint! Being a farmer doesn't help you here!
Abraham Lincoln nails an alley-oop with the ease of a farmer who cultivates the stubborn soil. Natural!
Halftime. The doctor examines Kanye West's shoulder while the others catch their breath. Little scoop: Kanye West tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Michael Jackson dribbles the towel! This household name showing heavy feet!
Slender Man forces a bad pull-up jumper! This hooper's hooper needs to trust teammates!
Michael Jordan, this mountain of a man, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Silky smooth technique!
Michael Jordan, this long boy, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
Abraham Lincoln walks off in defeat! Even a farmer's skills couldn't save tonight!
Kanye West looks like someone who hasn't slept in three days. Abraham Lincoln looks like someone who won't sleep tonight. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
110-97 (W)
This all-time great Kanye West gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Michael Jordan scores with night-in night-out consistency. A reverse layup in transition! Too smooth!
This guy with rings on every finger Michael Jackson with the no-foul contest off the pick and roll! Clean as a whistle!
Slender Man with the incredible court vision! This next-level player sees passes nobody else does!
Abraham Lincoln reads the defense like a book! Perfect play call from this farmer!
Halftime. Abraham Lincoln's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Little secret: Abraham Lincoln watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
What a play by Michael Jordan! A bank shot in the paint! This guy with rings on every finger is cooking!
Abraham Lincoln soaks in a crowd fully behind them! This basketball god living for these moments!
This first-ballot legend Michael Jordan celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
Kanye West, this smooth operator, sets the tone with an unmatched feel for the game! Leader!
This absolute legend Michael Jackson walks off to a standing ovation! A Playoff atmosphere! Incredible!
Kanye West does the robot at center court while Abraham Lincoln pretends to be an airplane. The crowd loves it. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
115-104 (W)
Abraham Lincoln steps onto the den! From cultivating the stubborn soil to this, game time!
A reverse layup by Michael Jordan back to the basket! Ridiculous creativity in every fiber!
This all-time great Michael Jordan reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
Michael Jackson quarterbacks the offense! Commanding the floor like a philanthropist on the clock!
Michael Jackson spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
Halftime whistle. Michael Jackson spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Did you know? Michael Jackson once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
Slender Man converts at half court! A free throw with trademark nerves of steel!
This well-respected player Slender Man brings wild stands to a new level! Incredible scene!
Slender Man rotates on defense! Rotating with their chilling method efficiency!
The duality of Abraham Lincoln: farmer precision meets the basketball artistry!
Abraham Lincoln walks off the palace of hoops victorious! A farmer who conquered it all tonight!
Michael Jordan mimes popping a champagne bottle. Slender Man mimes chugging straight from it. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
tuff stuff ends the season #4 with a 11W-4L record. Season MVP: Michael Jordan.
Season Journal
Shut the hell up for two seconds and listen to that sound. That low rumble, that murmur of 20,000 people holding their breath at the same time. That's the sound of an arena that knows tonight is going to be something. We're here for a franchise that's in the DNA of this league, a club with as many banners in the rafters as ghosts in the locker room. Legends have walked this court, careers have been shattered here, and miracles have been born on this very floor. Tonight, we write the next chapter. Ladies and gentlemen... Tuff stuff!
Okay, let's talk about the boss. Because on this team, there's one alpha, and everybody knows it. Michael Jordan. Standing at 198 cm, a body built for basketball, and a basketball IQ that borders on indecent. When this man catches the rock, defenders back up instinctively, it's a survival reflex. And they're right, because this guy can punish you from everywhere: from three, in the post, in transition, from the free throw line with his eyes closed. He's a damn 6'8" Swiss Army knife and he cuts in every direction.
And the most terrifying thing about him? It's not the stats, it's not the size, it's the calm. You know that moment where the arena is on its feet, the clock is ticking down the final seconds, sweat is pouring... And he's just chewing his gum like he's waiting for the bus? Then he loads up. And drains it. Stone cold. In front of 20,000 people on the verge of cardiac arrest. That's what a franchise player is: the guy who carries everyone on his shoulders and still makes it look easy.
And now, the moment nobody was waiting for but everybody is going to love: the coach signed Abraham Lincoln. The man is a farmer. A freaking farmer. In a league where everybody is 6'8" and runs a 4.4 forty, he rolls up with seed dibber and a suspicious amount of enthusiasm. His first instinct walking into the locker room? Ask where the coffee machine was. His second instinct? Try to dribble and bounce the ball straight into his own face. The teammates lost it. The coach just said "that's the kind of grit I was looking for." We still don't know if he was serious or completely hammered.
Budget-wise, they're playing by the rules. Barely. It's clean, but it's tight. You've got one modest star, two or three decent role players, and after that... It's a black hole on the bench. They're trying to build smart without going broke, but every time a player asks for a raise, they start sweating. This is the definition of a "middle of the pack" squad.
tuff stuff ends the season #4 with a 11W-4L record. Season MVP: Michael Jordan.
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