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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | My Team | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Alright, sit your ass down for two minutes because tonight we're not messing around, we're diving headfirst into a sold-out arena that smells like rubber and sweat, with 20,000 fans ready to lose their damn voices. We're about to relive the saga of a franchise that's seen it all: the glory years when they bulldozed the league, the dark ages when nothing went in, and the Draft-night strokes of genius that brought them back to the summit. This ain't just basketball, this is American legend carried by physical freaks who aren't here to play nice, they're here to carve their names into NBA history with psycho stat lines and rim-rattling dunks that shake the whole damn building. The team with no name, baby! Okay, let's talk about the boss. Because on this team, there's one alpha, and everybody knows it. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. Standing at 198 cm, a body built for basketball, and a basketball IQ that borders on indecent. When this man catches the rock, defenders back up instinctively, it's a survival reflex. And they're right, because this guy can punish you from everywhere: from three, in the post, in transition, from the free throw line with his eyes closed. He's a damn 6'8" Swiss Army knife and he cuts in every direction. I asked a former player what it felt like to guard him. He looked at me with hollow eyes and said: "It's like trying to catch smoke." Smoke, my friends. You think you've got him, you close your hands, and there's nothing there. He's already on the other side of the court drilling a three in your face with a little smirk. The kind of player who makes you want to quit basketball and open a bakery, because at least bread doesn't disappear when you try to touch it. And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited Superman. A superhero. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: a superhero, with bare hands, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that Superman has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses the game with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee. Mid-pack budget. The team of guys who punch the clock, don't complain, cash a decent paycheck, and go home without making headlines. It's not sexy, but it works. The GM is a damn wizard at finding role players at 3 million who play like they're worth 15, and the coach squeezes every drop out of this roster. The problem? One major injury and the whole house of cards collapses.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
118-103 (W)
Hulk wins the opening tip! Tipping off with scientist energy!
This basketball god Batman with a beautiful free throw from mid-range! Poetry in motion!
Batman swats it away! A monster swat with that superhero strength!
Barry Allen with the behind-the-back pass! Flashier than their bare hands at work!
This well-respected player Shai Gilgeous-Alexander adjusts the angle mid-drive! Ridiculous creativity body control!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Hulk asks for an ice pack. Staff confession: Hulk is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Batman explodes the basketball with night-in night-out consistency. And it drops! Nothing you can do!
This guy with rings on every finger Batman draws the MVP chants! The crowd is on their feet for the star!
Barry Allen fights through the screen for the team! That superhero toughness right there!
This will be talked about for years! Shai Gilgeous-Alexander with a finger roll! Iconic!
Final buzzer! Superman is the hero! This hall-of-fame lock with a game for the ages!
Batman, Barry Allen, and Superman pose for a group photo at center court. Nobody has a phone. I learned that Batman's father was a superhero. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
116-79 (W)
Hulk huddles with the team! Huddling up, the scientist strategizes!
Hulk, this tweener, posts up and delivers a hook shot! Textbook!
Hulk with the hockey assist! That extra pass, beautiful basketball!
What a shot from Barry Allen! A superhero bringing their bare hands energy to the floor!
This hooper's hooper Barry Allen disrupts the play with a timely crucial offensive board!
Time to breathe. Superman has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. Confession: Superman calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
Hulk with the reverse layup! Creative as a scientist with the hidden truth!
Barry Allen piles it on! An off-balance shot extends the lead! No mercy tonight!
This franchise cornerstone Superman catches the damn ball between the legs! Not intentionally!
Hulk rises up and celebrates! A fist pump toward the bench at the buzzer! The crowd erupts!
Superman dishes into the tunnel with the W! This franchise cornerstone all smiles!
Superman slides across the court in his socks while Batman splashes water on everyone. During the break, I tried doing crunches behind the console. My back remembers. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
123-96 (W)
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this giant, is introduced and the arena explodes! This seasoned vet is in the building!
Batman scores again! When you're a superhero by trade, the rock is child's play!
Barry Allen strips the ball cleanly! Veteran move right there!
Hulk connects on the outlet! Long-range passing like their lab notebook at distance!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander slows the pace when the team needs it! This solid pro tempo control!
The locker room. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander sprawls out full-length on the bench. Anecdote: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander once wore his jersey inside out for the entire first quarter. Nobody dared say anything. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
Batman catches and shoots,a step-back three! Quick hands from competing the game!
Fans hold up the hidden truth signs for Hulk! What a scene!
Batman rallies everyone! The rally of a superhero rallying around the game!
The duality of Hulk: scientist precision meets the basketball artistry!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander fades away in triumph! The final buzzer sounds! That's a W!
Superman and Shai Gilgeous-Alexander pretend to fish Batman out of the crowd. They pull hard. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
127-89 (W)
Game time! Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and this established player ready to put on a show at the gym!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander answers back with a double-clutch layup! Next-level basketball IQ under pressure!
Barry Allen quarter-backs the possession! Assist for a tear drop! What a pass!
Hulk drills it from way beyond the arc! That scientist precision with their lab notebook pays off!
Superman, this all-around player, contests everything at the top of the key! Night-in night-out consistency on full display!
The players disappear. Barry Allen has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Staff confession: Barry Allen is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander fades away the ball beautifully for a two-handed slam! What touch!
Superman extends the lead! The superhero is pulling away from the pack!
Batman rises up the wrong way on offense! This global icon needs a GPS!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this mammoth, takes a bow! A salute to the fans! This respected competitor knows that was special!
Barry Allen wraps up with a double-double! Double duty: their bare hands and the damn ball!
Barry Allen takes a bow for the crowd. Hulk bows to Barry Allen. The nobility of basketball. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
135-89 (W)
Superman sets the tone early! The superhero came to play tonight!
Superman with the and-one free throw! An unmatched feel for the game through the whistle!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander goes to work into the lane and kicks out! Next-level basketball IQ and great decision-making!
Superman with a catch-and-shoot triple on the break! Running like they're late for work!
Barry Allen a charge taken at the critical moment! Nerves of steel right on cue!
Time to breathe. Superman has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. Confession: Superman calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
Superman strings together a tear drop off the pick and roll. Ridiculous creativity on full display!
Barry Allen even the deep bench is scoring! Complete team effort tonight!
Hulk signed an autograph with their lab notebook! One-of-a-kind signature!
Batman points to the sky after a euro-step! This basketball god in the zone!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this tree of a man, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
Superman slides across the court in his socks while Barry Allen splashes water on everyone. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
102-97 (W)
Hulk dishes with energy from the opening whistle! This basketball god locked in!
Barry Allen, this up-and-coming baller, threads the needle for a catch-and-shoot triple in the paint!
Barry Allen, this swiss-army-knife type, erases the shot at the rim! Rim protector!
Barry Allen finds the rolling big! Rolling with the momentum of a superhero on fire!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this long boy, sets a brick-wall screen! Pure God-given talent on full display!
Halftime whistle. Superman has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Confession: Superman calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Barry Allen converts the and-one! Tough as competing the game all day!
The crowd chants Hulk's name! A crowd fully behind them for the scientist with their lab notebook!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this guy with a proven track record, runs the play exactly as drawn! Execution!
This solid pro Barry Allen flips the script! From struggle to dominance!
Batman, this undisputed superstar, embraces the teammates! An ice-cold stare at the opposing bench! Sweet victory!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander gives his headband to a kid in the crowd. Barry Allen gives his shoes. Batman gives his water bottle. The kid is overwhelmed. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
112-92 (W)
Batman starts in the center! Playing the center way a superhero plays with their bare hands!
Hulk, this do-it-all player, glides on the low block for a silky and-one!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this beanpole, recovers and contests! Never-give-up effort fueled by an off-the-charts basketball IQ!
Superman floats a perfect pass! Floating it with a superhero's soft touch!
Hulk, this undisputed superstar, orchestrates the delay game! A killer instinct in action!
Break! Barry Allen heads straight to the bathroom moment he hits the locker room. Small detail: Barry Allen wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
A deep three from Superman! This once-in-a-lifetime player is putting on a show tonight!
The announcer calls Barry Allen 'The superhero!' the temple of basketball roars its approval!
Batman puts ego aside! The team comes first for this all-time great!
Batman dunks through pain, through doubt! This first-ballot legend transcending!
This up-and-coming baller Shai Gilgeous-Alexander secures the win with pure God-given talent! Another one in the bag!
Hulk does a handstand. Superman holds him by the feet. The crowd holds its breath. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
127-89 (W)
This living legend Hulk comes out firing! A free throw in the first minute!
This undisputed superstar Batman punishes the defense with a double-clutch layup at the top of the key!
Hulk with the lob pass at the buzzer! This hall-of-fame lock to the teammate! Boom!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander catches fire! And it's a euro-step! Silky smooth technique taking over!
Superman blocks it and keeps it in play! Heads-up play, what awareness!
Rest time. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Little secret: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
This basketball god Hulk does it again! An and-one with effortless precision!
This franchise cornerstone Batman breaks the record margin! Historic blowout!
Hulk offered to fix the arena's the hidden truth! Above and beyond!
Hulk chest-bumps after a free throw! Impact worthy of a scientist victory!
This name that's buzzing Shai Gilgeous-Alexander raises the arms! The win is in the books! A victory dance!
Barry Allen does a belly slide on the court. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander does a back slide. The hardwood is ruined. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
113-111 (W)
Hulk opens with a free throw! This potential GOAT making an early statement!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander slides to the passing lane and steals it! An off-the-charts basketball IQ!
Batman, this tweener, can't get an and-one to drop! Cold as ice tonight!
A hook shot from Superman! This first-ballot legend just keeps delivering!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this next-level player, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Freakish explosiveness!
Well-deserved break. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Juicy intel: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Barry Allen nails the free throws to ice it! This solid pro with steady hands!
Batman with the suffocating defense! This global icon is a wall out there!
Superman, this guy with rings on every finger, plays to the crowd! A sold-out gym on fire is contagious!
This league veteran Shai Gilgeous-Alexander with nerves of steel! A floater when it matters most!
Barry Allen dominates the box score! Numbers worthy of a superhero's the game chart!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Barry Allen swing Batman around by his arms like a carousel. He looks sick. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
111-95 (W)
Barry Allen dunks onto the floor! The crowd roars for this dude putting the league on notice!
Batman penetrates and delivers a thunderous slam! Their bare hands by day, buckets by night!
Barry Allen covers acres of the hardwood! The endurance of a superhero on a double shift!
Batman orchestrates the play! Conducting the offense like a veteran superhero!
Hulk counters the press! Problem solved, scientist style!
Back in the locker room, Superman sits down and stares at the ceiling. Fun fact: Superman tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
Batman scores a finger roll in an incredible energy! Their bare hands vibes radiating across the palace of hoops!
The field house erupts as Hulk enters! The scientist gets a hero's welcome!
Superman motivates from the floor! Motivation of a superhero who refuses to lose!
Superman is the protagonist tonight! This all-time great authoring a masterpiece!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander tosses the pill in the air! A team high-five! This up-and-coming baller mission accomplished!
Superman and Shai Gilgeous-Alexander carry Batman like a trophy across the entire court. I learned tonight that Superman used to be a superhero. That explains the unique running style. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
117-87 (W)
This league veteran Shai Gilgeous-Alexander comes out aggressive! Opens with a buzzer-beater from downtown!
A two-handed slam from Shai Gilgeous-Alexander! Another dagger! This hooper's hooper closing the door!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander forces the step-out-of-bounds! This well-respected player hawking the ball!
Barry Allen, this tweener, hits the cutter perfectly! Freakish explosiveness right on time!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander lets fly into the right spacing! A gym-rat work ethic and elite court awareness!
That's a cut. Barry Allen stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. I've been told Barry Allen always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.
Barry Allen goes coast to coast for an alley-oop! This seasoned vet is relentless!
The arena buzzes for Hulk! A scientist who electrifies wherever they go!
Hulk plugs the gap! Plugging holes with scientist efficiency!
This is the Shai Gilgeous-Alexander game! This well-respected player taking over in the final quarter!
Barry Allen grabs the game ball! This hooper's hooper earned it tonight!
Barry Allen makes the phone sign toward the opposing bench. Batman makes the 'call us' gesture. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
107-94 (W)
And we're underway! Batman touches the basketball first! This certified GOAT candidate looks eager!
A scoop layup from Shai Gilgeous-Alexander! This dude putting the league on notice reminding everyone why they're on top!
Barry Allen with the chase-down charge taken! Running like a superhero chasing the game!
Hulk sees the floor! The awareness of a scientist scanning the hidden truth!
Barry Allen runs the offense! Running it like a superhero runs the show!
Break. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. The staff told me Shai Gilgeous-Alexander sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. The players come back running. Did someone set the locker room on fire?
Hulk treats the leather like the hidden truth and sinks it. Easy as pie for a scientist!
The crowd is on its feet! A packed arena as Superman takes the court!
This name that's buzzing Barry Allen defers to the hot hand! Smart basketball!
Superman told reporters: 'being a superhero and playing here, same fire!'
Barry Allen puts a bow on it! Clean finish, just like a superhero wrapping up the job!
Barry Allen does a backflip. Well, he tries. Superman applauds the effort. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
102-96 (W)
Hulk stretches center court! Loosening up, the scientist is getting ready!
Barry Allen lets fly the pill into a half-court heave! An off-the-charts basketball IQ shining through!
Barry Allen, this next-level player, switches seamlessly and locks up! Scary good handles shining through!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this solid pro, sets the table facing the rim! Assist master!
Superman draws the double team! Attracting attention, the superhero is a magnet out there!
Intermission. Barry Allen dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Did you know Barry Allen knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Boston Ring-Chasers's colors. By accident, obviously. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
Batman goes baseline and scores! The game prepared them for this moment!
You can feel a Finals-like atmosphere through the screen! Superman in the spotlight!
Batman, this swiss-army-knife type, anchors the second unit! This absolute legend versatile contributor!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this walking skyscraper, stands tall when the team needs this solid pro most!
Barry Allen walks off the court victorious! This well-respected player owns this moment!
Hulk and Shai Gilgeous-Alexander carry Barry Allen like a trophy across the entire court. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
117-107 (W)
Superman comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the superhero means business!
The technical flair of Barry Allen recalls their superhero days. A reverse layup! Sublime!
Barry Allen locks down half court! Fortified with their bare hands!
Hulk with the kick-out pass! Kicking the offense into gear, scientist style!
Barry Allen schemes with the coaching staff! Plotting the next move, true superhero!
Break! Barry Allen has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Little scoop: Barry Allen logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this league veteran, unleashes a fadeaway jumper from the left corner! Bang!
Barry Allen spins and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
Barry Allen celebrates the teammate's bucket! Joy of a superhero seeing the game succeed!
This player making noise Barry Allen is living their best moment right now from downtown!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, this giant, acknowledges the fans! A cathedral silence! A raised fist!
Superman grabs the PA announcer's mic and shouts Batman's name. The announcer chases him. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. We're done here. Up next: 'Top Chef: Microwave Edition.' Bon appetit.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
117-87 (W)
Batman locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a superhero who means business!
Batman floats one in from the left corner! Delicate as a superhero with their bare hands!
This up-and-coming baller Shai Gilgeous-Alexander forces the bad pass! Ridiculous creativity creating turnovers!
Barry Allen lobs it perfectly! Arcing it with precision worthy of their bare hands!
This respected competitor Shai Gilgeous-Alexander sets the back screen! A killer instinct off-ball contribution!
Break! Superman has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Fun fact: Superman is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
Barry Allen finishes through contact! Built tough from handling their bare hands!
The building is buzzing! Hulk and a roaring arena creating magic!
Superman tips the rebound to a teammate! Selfless play from this superhero!
The scientist identity fuels Hulk. Their lab notebook taught them everything about pressure!
Barry Allen hangs up the headband! Calling it a night, the superhero is done!
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander pretends to faint from happiness. Batman pretends to call 911. Your commentator survived one game, four coffees, and a sandwich of questionable date. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
My Team finishes the season at #1! Champions! 15W-0L. Season MVP: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander!
Season Journal
Alright, sit your ass down for two minutes because tonight we're not messing around, we're diving headfirst into a sold-out arena that smells like rubber and sweat, with 20,000 fans ready to lose their damn voices. We're about to relive the saga of a franchise that's seen it all: the glory years when they bulldozed the league, the dark ages when nothing went in, and the Draft-night strokes of genius that brought them back to the summit. This ain't just basketball, this is American legend carried by physical freaks who aren't here to play nice, they're here to carve their names into NBA history with psycho stat lines and rim-rattling dunks that shake the whole damn building. The team with no name, baby!
Okay, let's talk about the boss. Because on this team, there's one alpha, and everybody knows it. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. Standing at 198 cm, a body built for basketball, and a basketball IQ that borders on indecent. When this man catches the rock, defenders back up instinctively, it's a survival reflex. And they're right, because this guy can punish you from everywhere: from three, in the post, in transition, from the free throw line with his eyes closed. He's a damn 6'8" Swiss Army knife and he cuts in every direction.
I asked a former player what it felt like to guard him. He looked at me with hollow eyes and said: "It's like trying to catch smoke." Smoke, my friends. You think you've got him, you close your hands, and there's nothing there. He's already on the other side of the court drilling a three in your face with a little smirk. The kind of player who makes you want to quit basketball and open a bakery, because at least bread doesn't disappear when you try to touch it.
And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited Superman. A superhero. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: a superhero, with bare hands, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that Superman has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses the game with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee.
Mid-pack budget. The team of guys who punch the clock, don't complain, cash a decent paycheck, and go home without making headlines. It's not sexy, but it works. The GM is a damn wizard at finding role players at 3 million who play like they're worth 15, and the coach squeezes every drop out of this roster. The problem? One major injury and the whole house of cards collapses.
My Team finishes the season at #1! Champions! 15W-0L. Season MVP: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander!
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