🏆
375
Days survived
1693
Zombies killed
2/7
Survivors
977
🗺️ Km traveled
156
👑 Decisions
151
🩺 Rescues
688
🍳 Meals cooked
102
🪤 Traps built
402
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
34 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Napoleon was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Wally West and Goku had barricaded the entrances. Doctor Strange was already treating the first injuries. Sanji found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Elon Musk rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Helen Keller... Helen Keller just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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📍 Bronx apartment building. Fire escape creaks. Elon Musk: "Rent was too high anyway."
0
2
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Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
8
🎂
Helen Keller, 88 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
11
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Failure: Goku charges alone into a 50-zombie horde while screaming. Courage 10/10. Strategy 0/10. Result: predictable.
+5
11
🎂
Napoleon is 52 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
12
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Helen Keller desperately searches for their job description in an offline database
+4
19
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Napoleon orchestrates camp defense like a Pentagon briefing: flanks secured, reserves positioned, exit strategy locked and loaded. No horde shall pass.
+4
22
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Helen Keller hides behind their professional mystery to avoid chores
22
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Helen Keller
has died
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
47
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Wally West flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
47
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📍 Broadway theaters dark. Phantom masks litter the street. Doctor Strange: "The show won't go on."
0
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Doctor Strange attempts brain transplant between two survivors
+4
77
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Doctor Strange uses scalpel as surgical precision weapon
+4
79
💀
Sanji dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
79
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Sanji
has died
80
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Bizarre: Goku collects a trophy from each killed zombie. His necklace weighs 9 pounds. Nobody dares ask what it is.
+5
93
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📍 Chelsea Market. Zombies feast on... each other. Wally West: "The irony is not lost on me."
0
100
⚡
Napoleon gets cocky during a night raid and spreads troops thinner than gas station coffee. The north breach gets overrun. Strategic fail, heavy casualties.
+4
111
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Napoleon assigns code names to zombies based on looks: 'Lefty Crawler', 'Barrel Chest', 'Fast-but-Half-Blind'. Briefings turn into comedy hour.
+4
120
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
139
📌
📍 The subway tunnels echo with groans. Wally West: "Still smells better than rush hour."
0
157
💀
Wally West wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
157
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Wally West
has died
163
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
174
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Success: Goku holds a breach alone for 20 minutes with axe and shield, until reinforcements arrive.
+5
185
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📍 Roosevelt Island tram. Swaying in the wind. Doctor Strange: "Nope. Absolutely not."
0
198
⚡
Doctor Strange performs express lobotomy on a zombie (spoiler: changes nothing)
+4
204
💀
Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
204
💀
Elon Musk
has died
231
📌
📍 Taxi dispatcher radio crackles. Doctor Strange: "All drivers off duty. Permanently."
0
260
💀
Doctor Strange explains zombie brain anatomy while fleeing
260
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Doctor Strange
has died
277
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Napoleon: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
300
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Day 300 — The hordes finally scatter. The survivors held their ground against the apocalypse. 🏆
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323
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Goku: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
369
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Goku: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
375
📌
Napoleon survived the zombie apocalypse!
0
375
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Goku survived the zombie apocalypse!
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