☠️
189
Days survived
551
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
359
🗺️ Km traveled
63
👑 Decisions
55
🩺 Rescues
282
🍳 Meals cooked
35
🪤 Traps built
208
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
53 events
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. George Washington was woken by screams. Usain Bolt by silence, which is worse. Megatron didn't sleep at all. Hippocrates was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. R2-D2 was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Homer Simpson heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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📍 Queens diner. Coffee pot still warm. George Washington pours a cup. "Service is terrible."
0
2
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Usain Bolt (40 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
3
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Day 3: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. George Washington must understand and counter their strategy.
+13
4
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
4
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Homer Simpson is 70 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
5
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Success - George Washington rallies a coalition of survivors with their political charisma
+4
9
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Hippocrates turns the old cart into a market stall. Trading ammo for food. Zombie fair trade.
+3
11
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Day 11: Megatron finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
11
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Megatron loads the trebuchet wrong and the projectile flies backward. The ally behind is not happy.
-6
12
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Homer Simpson drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Homer Simpson doesn't.
12
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Homer Simpson
has died
18
⚡
Hippocrates improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
+4
21
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R2-D2 talks to the engine like a patient: 'Come on, baby, start...' The engine coughs, sputters, and turns over. Mechanical magic.
+5
25
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Day 25: An infected survivor hides their bite. Hippocrates is the only one capable of diagnosing.
+10
26
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Hippocrates throws their dart which sticks into the wall 2 meters from the zombie.
-3
28
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Day 28: Gordon Ramsay catches two wild rabbits. First real fresh meat meal in weeks.
+8
30
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Usain Bolt's hen escapes while clucking so loudly that the whole neighborhood knows where the group is hiding.
-5
41
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R2-D2 ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
41
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R2-D2
has died
43
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Usain Bolt slips on their own banana peel in front of the whole group.
-3
46
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📍 Chelsea Market. Zombies feast on... each other. Hippocrates: "The irony is not lost on me."
0
47
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George Washington finds UHT milk still good. Calcium and proteins strengthen the group.
+4
53
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Day 53: George Washington snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
56
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Day 56: Hippocrates finds a military walkie-talkie still functional. Communication changes everything.
+7
56
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Megatron uses a net and trident like in the good old Colosseum days
+4
57
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Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
74
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Gordon Ramsay attempts to decapitate a zombie with their pizza cutter and cuts off all their fingers.
74
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
75
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Day 75: George Washington repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
+9
77
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Hippocrates puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
78
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Day 78: Usain Bolt is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
+5
91
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📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. Megatron: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
0
95
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Megatron gives the thumbs down: no mercy for the undead
+4
96
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Megatron cracks their whip and strikes an Indiana Jones pose with a found hat.
+3
105
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Unusual - George Washington tries to organize democratic elections in a besieged bunker
+4
108
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Megatron transforms the supermarket parking lot into an improvised arena
108
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Megatron
has died
113
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Day 113: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Usain Bolt must guide the group through this pea soup.
+4
114
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Usain Bolt uses empty beer bottles to create a perimeter alarm system. Guaranteed clinking.
+5
118
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Hippocrates diagnoses the zombie infection status of a suspicious survivor
+4
124
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Day 124: George Washington loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
125
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Failure - George Washington botches their campaign speech to zombies who applaud by groaning
+4
126
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Hippocrates's koala climbs as a scout in the trees and alerts the group by growling when zombies approach.
+6
136
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Hippocrates attempts emergency amputation to stop zombie infection
136
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Hippocrates
has died
136
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📍 Central Park is overrun. Usain Bolt spots a hot dog cart. "Priorities," they mutter, grabbing mustard packets.
0
140
🎒
George Washington gets stuck in the middle of the cable car. Wind rocks the cabin. Zombies wait below.
-6
141
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George Washington forgets to close their eyes when throwing the flash grenade and can't see anything for 5 minutes.
-5
142
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Day 142: Usain Bolt opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
148
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Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
156
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Day 156: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Usain Bolt must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
+7
157
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Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
159
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Poetic death - Usain Bolt dies crossing the finish line, turned into a zombie he keeps running in circles forever
159
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Usain Bolt
has died
160
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Day 160: A double rainbow appears above a horde of 200 zombies. It's almost poetic. George Washington takes time to admire it.
+2
168
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Day 168: George Washington must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
+6
181
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. George Washington: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
184
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Day 184: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. George Washington takes command of the evacuation.
+11
189
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Poetic death - George Washington dies while giving one last patriotic speech to zombies
189
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George Washington
has died
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