☠️
158
Days survived
521
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
370
🗺️ Km traveled
46
👑 Decisions
53
🩺 Rescues
261
🍳 Meals cooked
33
🪤 Traps built
158
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
50 events
1
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Martin Luther King Jr. was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Tyreek Hill and André the Giant had barricaded the entrances. Florence Nightingale was already treating the first injuries. Bobby Flay found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Elon Musk rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Lara Croft... Lara Croft just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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Day 1: Martin Luther King Jr. confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
-7
1
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Day 1: Lara Croft uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
+5
1
🎒
André the Giant offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
1
🎒
Martin Luther King Jr. weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
1
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Bobby Flay transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
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Florence Nightingale organizes Battle Royale-style triage: bitten on the left, survivors on the right, undecided in the middle
+3
1
🎂
Bobby Flay is 62 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
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📍 Flatiron Building. Zombies trapped in the narrow street. Florence Nightingale: "Geometry saves lives."
0
2
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Lara Croft confuses the detonator with his calculator and presses it while sitting on the explosives.
2
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Lara Croft
has died
8
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Elon Musk tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
13
🎂
Tyreek Hill (32 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
15
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Day 15: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Elon Musk must secure the perimeter without electricity.
+6
15
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Bobby Flay throws their dart right into a zombie's eye from 5 meters. Triple 20.
+4
15
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André the Giant tackles a zombie to the ground with a devastating takedown
+4
17
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Martin Luther King Jr. tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
-3
23
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Day 23: The radio picks up an SOS signal. Martin Luther King Jr. must decide whether to respond or ignore it.
+6
27
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Florence Nightingale puts their broom on the ground, steps on it and takes the handle straight to the face. KO.
27
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Florence Nightingale
has died
29
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Unusual - Tyreek Hill organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
36
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Bobby Flay seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
38
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Day 38: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Tyreek Hill must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
+10
45
🎒
Elon Musk finds an intact cookie package. The group enjoys these little cakes with childlike joy.
+5
46
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📍 Park Slope. Yoga studio windows smashed. Martin Luther King Jr.: "Downward dog, dead dog."
0
50
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Martin Luther King Jr. shares the chip bag and the salt gives the group energy. Crunchy!
+4
53
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Day 53: Martin Luther King Jr. negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
54
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Bobby Flay dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
54
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Bobby Flay
has died
55
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Day 55: Elon Musk throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
-5
57
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Martin Luther King Jr. mobilizes survivors to create an autonomous anti-zombie zone
+3
67
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Day 67: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Tyreek Hill must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
+7
68
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Success - Tyreek Hill sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
73
🎒
Elon Musk chains tricks between zombies and escapes with style. Tony Hawk of the apocalypse!
+6
80
🎒
André the Giant races down a slope in a supermarket cart at full speed and loses the zombies!
+5
81
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André the Giant drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, André the Giant doesn't.
81
💀
André the Giant
has died
85
🎒
Tyreek Hill uses their flash grenade to take a group photo. Everyone is blinded.
+3
91
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📍 Yankee Stadium. Seats filled with the undead. Martin Luther King Jr.: "Still a better crowd than the Mets."
0
96
🎒
Elon Musk hits a zombie with their squeaky toy mallet. The zombie seems insulted.
-3
97
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Day 97: A mini tornado sucks up the camp supplies and scatters them over 500 meters. Martin Luther King Jr. chases after their sleeping bag flying in the wind.
+4
104
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Martin Luther King Jr. starts a sit-in in front of the horde (spoiler: it doesn't work)
+3
105
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Day 105: A military drone flies over the camp. Elon Musk must hack it to obtain intelligence.
+8
106
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Elon Musk mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
109
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Poetic death - Tyreek Hill dies crossing the finish line, turned into a zombie he keeps running in circles forever
109
💀
Tyreek Hill
has died
116
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Martin Luther King Jr. negotiates equal rations... even though zombies prefer brains
+3
127
🌍
Day 127: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Martin Luther King Jr. watches the scene, puzzled.
+3
127
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Elon Musk cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
128
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Day 128: Martin Luther King Jr. spots a zombie wearing a USB drive around its neck. Potentially crucial.
-12
131
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Martin Luther King Jr. organizes human solidarity chains (bad idea with the undead)
131
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Martin Luther King Jr.
has died
135
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Day 135: Elon Musk recovers a complete first aid kit from an abandoned ambulance.
+9
136
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📍 Rooftop garden. Tomatoes still growing. Elon Musk: "Life finds a way. So does death."
0
141
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Day 141: Elon Musk attempts a motivational speech that makes three survivors cry. Not from joy, from despair.
-4
155
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Day 155: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Elon Musk must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
158
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Elon Musk dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
158
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Elon Musk
has died
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