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☠️
111
Days survived
266
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
169
🗺️ Km traveled
20
👑 Decisions
21
🩺 Rescues
118
🍳 Meals cooked
16
🪤 Traps built
84
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
49 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Lamar Jackson and Usain Bolt were on the wrong side. Francis Ngannou spotted them from the roof of a bus. Phil McGraw, Andre Rush, and Mehdi Sadaghdar were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Bad Bunny, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
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Day 1: A rival group offers a shady deal. Phil McGraw must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
1
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📍 Roosevelt Island tram. Swaying in the wind. Andre Rush: "Nope. Absolutely not."
0
4
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Day 4: Francis Ngannou uses the last disinfectant to clean their hands after eating chips. Priorities.
-4
5
Francis Ngannou sets up a zombie octagon fight night. House rules: 'Tap out or get bit out.'
+3
6
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Francis Ngannou can't control the balloon's altitude and drifts toward a storm zone.
-5
6
Lamar Jackson charges through hordes like a running back, clearing a path for survivors with unstoppable physical power — not even zombies can stop them.
-2
7
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Mehdi Sadaghdar rolls over a rock and the scooter stops dead. Mehdi Sadaghdar continues solo in flight.
-4
8
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Lamar Jackson dies charging a horde too large, overwhelmed by numbers. The quarterback falls on the field. No timeout. No substitute.
8
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Lamar Jackson
has died
9
Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
12
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Day 12: Bad Bunny mistakes the alert signal for the dinner bell. Arrives at the cafeteria mid-attack.
-6
15
🎒
Phil McGraw uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
15
Mehdi Sadaghdar posts 'DANGER - HIGH VOLTAGE' signs on the electric fence. Zombies can't read. Distracted survivors can. Plot twist.
+4
22
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Francis Ngannou tries to run with open scissors and understands why mom said not to do it.
-4
24
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Day 24: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Phil McGraw is closest and must react in a split second.
+10
25
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Bad Bunny turns zombie moans into samples for their next album
25
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Bad Bunny
has died
26
🎒
Francis Ngannou cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
34
🌍
Day 34: Andre Rush has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
35
Andre Rush attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
39
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Day 39: Usain Bolt snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
39
🎒
Andre Rush discovers the cookies are infested with weevils. Appetite is lost for the day.
-4
40
Andre Rush seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
43
💀
Phil McGraw dies listening to a wounded survivor's final words. Even at the end, putting others first like some tragic movie hero.
43
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Phil McGraw
has died
44
Andre Rush transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
46
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Francis Ngannou offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
46
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📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Francis Ngannou: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
0
51
🌍
Day 51: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Mehdi Sadaghdar must supervise repairs.
+4
51
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Day 51: Andre Rush finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
59
🎒
Mehdi Sadaghdar throws a flash grenade that blinds the entire horde, allowing the group to flee.
+6
61
Mehdi Sadaghdar cranks the fence voltage to 11. First zombie contact: instant BBQ. Generator too. Total blackout. Oops.
+4
64
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Mehdi Sadaghdar takes the scooter handlebar to the stomach after a failed jump. Fatal perforation.
64
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Mehdi Sadaghdar
has died
67
🌍
Day 67: Usain Bolt finds a military walkie-talkie still functional. Communication changes everything.
+7
67
🎒
Andre Rush chains tricks between zombies and escapes with style. Tony Hawk of the apocalypse!
+6
68
Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
69
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Day 69: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. Usain Bolt takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
+3
69
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Andre Rush sticks their plunger on a zombie's face who can't see anything and falls off the roof.
+3
73
Francis Ngannou attempts a rear-naked choke on a zombie. Plot twist: zombies don't need oxygen. Wrong playbook.
+3
82
💀
Andre Rush dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
82
💀
Andre Rush
has died
87
🌍
Day 87: The generator breaks down. Without power, electric fences are decorative. Usain Bolt must repair.
-18
87
Francis Ngannou demolishes zombies in hand-to-hand combat with devastating mixed martial arts: submissions and strikes.
+3
88
🎒
Usain Bolt decorates their face with bandages like a manga character. The zombies are confused.
+2
91
📌
📍 Williamsburg. Hipster zombies in flannel. Francis Ngannou: "They were dead inside before this."
0
94
Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
95
🌍
Day 95: A violent storm approaches. Usain Bolt must secure the camp before the tempest.
-10
97
🎒
Usain Bolt hits a zombie with their foam mallet. Miraculously, the zombie stumbles and falls off the bridge.
+3
98
💀
Usain Bolt puts a bandage over a zombie's mouth to shut it up. The zombie doesn't appreciate it at all.
98
💀
Usain Bolt
has died
100
🎂
Francis Ngannou (40 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
101
🌍
Day 101: Francis Ngannou finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
-8
110
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Day 110: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Francis Ngannou must stand guard on the roof tonight.
-14
111
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Francis Ngannou dies in the cage, overwhelmed after a heroic twelve-round slugfest against an entire horde.
111
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Francis Ngannou
has died

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