☠️
267
Days survived
1103
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
705
🗺️ Km traveled
113
👑 Decisions
103
🩺 Rescues
650
🍳 Meals cooked
68
🪤 Traps built
289
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
64 events
1
📖
Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Austin D was woken by screams. James Bond by silence, which is worse. Goku didn't sleep at all. Gregory House was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Sanji was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Light Yagami was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Jeffrey Epstein heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
🎂
Jeffrey Epstein is 66 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
📌
📍 Wall Street is abandoned. Zombies shuffle past the bull statue. Austin D: "Finally, a bear market."
0
5
🎂
Gregory House is 67 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
6
🌍
Day 6: Jeffrey Epstein opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
11
🎒
Goku is thrown backward by the recoil of his Model 29 and falls on his ass.
-4
11
🎒
Sanji skillfully zigzags on scooter between abandoned cars and escapes the zombies.
+6
14
🌍
Day 14: Hail falls like golf balls. The camp roof won't hold much longer. Light Yagami must find a solution, fast.
+8
17
🌍
Day 17: Goku has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
17
⚡
Gregory House treats the group's wounds with makeshift medical supplies
+4
18
🎒
Gregory House fries potatoes found in a field. Fries during apocalypse is absolute luxury.
+6
21
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein tries to sell survivors to zombies. Plot twist: they prefer self-service
+5
23
⚡
Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
26
💀
Light Yagami transforms the bunker into a data center to 'preserve human knowledge'
26
💀
Light Yagami
has died
29
⚡
Austin D uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
33
🎒
Austin D clears an entire hallway of zombies with precise MP5 bursts.
+7
35
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein turns their cage into a bunker. Ironically locks themselves inside
+5
37
🎒
Austin D uses empty beer bottles to create a perimeter alarm system. Guaranteed clinking.
+5
38
🎒
Jeffrey Epstein fires 50 P90 rounds without reloading and decimates the entire horde.
+9
46
📌
📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. Jeffrey Epstein: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
0
50
🌍
Day 50: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Austin D must guide the group through this pea soup.
+4
51
⚡
Sanji seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
57
🌍
Day 57: Austin D attempts a motivational speech that makes three survivors cry. Not from joy, from despair.
-4
60
🌍
Day 60: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Austin D must find shelter on higher ground.
+5
67
💀
James Bond plays Russian roulette with his Colt Python. With six bullets. Genius.
67
💀
James Bond
has died
86
⚡
Austin D flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
91
📌
📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Gregory House dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
0
94
🌍
Day 94: Gregory House negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
98
🎒
Austin D screams 'Wheeeee!' in the mine cart like on a roller coaster. Underground tourism.
+3
99
🎒
Sanji accidentally shakes the soda can and opening it sprays the whole group with sticky liquid.
-3
99
🎒
Gregory House attempts the one-handed Winchester 1887 reload and drops it.
-5
99
⚡
Bizarre: Goku collects a trophy from each killed zombie. His necklace weighs 9 pounds. Nobody dares ask what it is.
+5
103
🌍
Day 103: Austin D tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
105
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein negotiates safe passage. Zombies agree... to let them go first at the buffet
+5
106
🌍
Day 106: Austin D is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
+5
110
💀
Jeffrey Epstein becomes philosophical: 'Who's really the monster here?' *gets bitten*
110
💀
Jeffrey Epstein
has died
112
🎒
Goku puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
114
🎒
Sanji tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
-3
122
🌍
Day 122: Water supplies are running low. Sanji must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
+4
123
⚡
Sanji attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
125
🎒
Gregory House trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
129
⚡
Gregory House improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
+4
132
🌍
Day 132: Goku catches two wild rabbits. First real fresh meat meal in weeks.
+8
136
📌
📍 Garbage mountain in the Bronx. Goku: "Smells like home."
0
140
🌍
Day 140: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Austin D must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
+7
140
⚡
Success: Goku holds a breach alone for 20 minutes with axe and shield, until reinforcements arrive.
+5
143
💀
Gregory House attempts emergency amputation to stop zombie infection
143
💀
Gregory House
has died
149
🌍
Day 149: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Austin D must find an alternative approach.
+5
150
🎒
Goku installs an umbrella and cushion in the cart. It's now a luxury vehicle.
+3
163
⚡
Failure: Goku charges alone into a 50-zombie horde while screaming. Courage 10/10. Strategy 0/10. Result: predictable.
+5
164
🌍
Day 164: Austin D finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
169
🌍
Day 169: An intact pharmaceutical lab is spotted. Austin D must search it without waking the hibernating zombies.
+10
179
⚡
Austin D realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
181
📌
📍 Central Park is overrun. Goku spots a hot dog cart. "Priorities," they mutter, grabbing mustard packets.
0
193
💀
Sanji attempts a wheelie on the scooter and tips backward. The scooter falls on top of them.
193
💀
Sanji
has died
201
🌍
Day 201: Wind blows at 120 km/h. Debris flies everywhere. Goku must reinforce the barricades before they blow away.
+5
208
🌍
Day 208: Austin D recovers a bulletproof vest from a zombie cop. He didn't need it anymore, obviously.
+8
226
📌
📍 Broadway theaters dark. Phantom masks litter the street. Austin D: "The show won't go on."
0
233
🌍
Day 233: Austin D repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
+9
234
💀
Goku is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
234
💀
Goku
has died
246
🌍
Day 246: Austin D recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
251
🌍
Day 251: A double rainbow appears above a horde of 200 zombies. It's almost poetic. Austin D takes time to admire it.
-3
254
🌍
Day 254: A violent storm approaches. Austin D must secure the camp before the tempest.
-10
255
🌍
Day 255: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Austin D must ration the group's water.
-10
267
💀
Austin D throws a beer bottle at a zombie and misses. The bottle bounces off a wall and hits them in the head.
267
💀
Austin D
has died
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