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19
Days survived
19
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
15
🗺️ Km traveled
4
👑 Decisions
2
🩺 Rescues
12
🍳 Meals cooked
2
🪤 Traps built
15
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
26 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Darth Vader, John Wick, Darth Vader, The Doctor, Darth Vader, Donald Trump, and Joey Chestnut found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Darth Vader screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Darth Vader pushed a fridge in front of the main door. The Doctor ran to the pharmacy aisle. Darth Vader emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Donald Trump cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. John Wick found the stairs to the roof. Joey Chestnut was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Day 1: Darth Vader loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
1
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The Doctor is so absorbed analyzing a zombie tissue sample that they don't see the horde coming through the lab window.
0
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Donald Trump is 80 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
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John Wick is 58 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
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Joey Chestnut slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
1
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Joey Chestnut
has died
1
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📍 MetLife Building. Helicopter on the roof. Darth Vader: "Our ticket out. If it has fuel."
0
2
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Day 2: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Darth Vader must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
2
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Darth Vader launches a re-election campaign mid-apocalypse. Campaign posters on barricades: 'Together Against the Undead - Vote Darth Vader!'
+2
3
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Donald Trump dies mid-negotiation, contract unsigned. The deal of a lifetime — literally.
3
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Donald Trump
has died
7
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Day 7: John Wick uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
+5
7
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Darth Vader organizes 'reeducation' camps for docile zombies
+1
8
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John Wick dies screaming 'I roll a saving throw!' at a zombie. Reality's GM plays no favorites.
8
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John Wick
has died
9
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Day 9: Darth Vader discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
9
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Darth Vader tests chemical weapons on hordes (survivors are not thrilled)
+1
10
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Darth Vader is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
10
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Darth Vader
has died
11
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Day 11: A military drone flies over the camp. The Doctor must hack it to obtain intelligence.
+8
11
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The Doctor discovers zombies are attracted to formaldehyde smell. The lab becomes a nightclub for the undead.
0
12
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The Doctor injects an experimental serum as a last resort. The notebook entries stop at 'Subject: myself. Result: in progress...'
12
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The Doctor
has died
13
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Day 13: Gas leak detected in the main building. Darth Vader must intervene quickly.
+5
14
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Darth Vader negotiates a ceasefire with zombies (spoiler: it doesn't work)
+2
16
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Darth Vader suggests sacrificing the weak to slow down zombies
16
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Darth Vader
has died
17
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Day 17: The camp's water is contaminated. Darth Vader must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
-17
17
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Darth Vader makes campaign promises to a 12-person camp. The platform is ambitious. The budget: whatever's in the couch cushions.
+2
18
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Day 18: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Darth Vader must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
+6
18
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Darth Vader holds democratic votes for every camp decision. It's slower than Congress, but the group stays united.
+2
19
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Darth Vader dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
19
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Darth Vader
has died
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