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61
Days survived
94
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
53
🗺️ Km traveled
15
👑 Decisions
10
🩺 Rescues
70
🍳 Meals cooked
6
🪤 Traps built
27
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
34 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. George Washington was woken by screams. LeBron James by silence, which is worse. Tank Dell didn't sleep at all. Derek Shepherd was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Sanji was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Santa Claus was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Rick Grimes heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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Day 1: Tank Dell loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
1
🎒
Rick Grimes tries to stick the bandage but it folds back on itself into a useless ball.
-3
1
Rick Grimes hangs their sheriff's star on the camp gate. 'This town is under my protection.' The town is in ruins, but the gesture counts.
-4
1
🎂
George Washington is 67 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
📌
📍 The subway tunnels echo with groans. Rick Grimes: "Still smells better than rush hour."
0
2
💀
Rick Grimes dies in a heroic shootout facing a horde, emptying their clip to the last bullet. The sheriff falls, standing.
2
💀
Rick Grimes
has died
5
🎂
Derek Shepherd (49 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
8
🌍
Day 8: Tank Dell discovers an uncontaminated mountain spring. Drinking water, the new oil.
+11
13
🎒
LeBron James detects a survivor's fever in time with the thermometer. Immediate and effective quarantine.
+5
13
LeBron James threw a can at a zombie 20 meters away. Nothing but net. Zombie went down. The camp gave a standing ovation.
-1
14
💀
Poetic Death: Santa Claus dies searching for materials in an abandoned toy store. The plush aisle was in the back. Zombies were in the middle.
14
💀
Santa Claus
has died
18
🌍
Day 18: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Derek Shepherd must find their weak point.
+10
18
🎒
Tank Dell presses the detonator at the perfect moment and blows up the bridge covered with zombies.
+9
19
Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
24
💀
LeBron James throws their toy mallet at a zombie who catches it and throws it back. Start of a deadly game.
24
💀
LeBron James
has died
25
🎒
Derek Shepherd takes off in a hot air balloon and observes zombie movements from the sky. Perfect aerial mapping!
+7
26
🌍
Day 26: Sanji attempts a motivational speech that makes three survivors cry. Not from joy, from despair.
-4
27
Success - George Washington rallies a coalition of survivors with their political charisma
+4
34
💀
Tank Dell dies charging a horde too large, overwhelmed by numbers. The quarterback falls on the field. No timeout. No substitute.
34
💀
Tank Dell
has died
37
Failure - George Washington botches their campaign speech to zombies who applaud by groaning
+4
40
🌍
Day 40: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Sanji is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
-15
42
🎒
Derek Shepherd offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
43
💀
A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Derek Shepherd is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
43
💀
Derek Shepherd
has died
44
🌍
Day 44: Sanji finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
-8
46
🎒
George Washington crosses a narrow bridge on unicycle where no zombie can pass. Perfect balance!
+7
46
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. George Washington: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
50
Sanji attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
54
💀
Sanji is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
54
💀
Sanji
has died
57
🌍
Day 57: George Washington encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
58
🌍
Day 58: George Washington has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
58
Unusual - George Washington tries to organize democratic elections in a besieged bunker
+4
59
🎒
George Washington tries to hit a zombie with their plunger which sticks to their own face.
-3
60
🎒
George Washington roasts marshmallows by the campfire. A moment of pure happiness in zombie hell.
+5
61
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Poetic death - George Washington dies while giving one last patriotic speech to zombies
61
💀
George Washington
has died

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