☠️
65
Days survived
179
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
116
🗺️ Km traveled
19
👑 Decisions
10
🩺 Rescues
31
🍳 Meals cooked
10
🪤 Traps built
40
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Batman, Captain America, Mark Kerr, Harry Potter, Homer Simpson, Elon Musk, and Donald Trump found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Batman screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Mark Kerr pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Harry Potter ran to the pharmacy aisle. Homer Simpson emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Elon Musk cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Captain America found the stairs to the roof. Donald Trump was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
🎒
Mark Kerr puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
1
📌
📍 Subway car underground. Doors won't open. Batman panics. "This is my nightmare. Literally."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: A double rainbow appears above a horde of 200 zombies. It's almost poetic. Harry Potter takes time to admire it.
+2
2
⚡
Batman flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
2
🎂
Mark Kerr is 58 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
5
💀
Homer Simpson dies at the camp entrance, standing tall against the horde. The security post has fallen. So has the guard.
5
💀
Homer Simpson
has died
7
🎂
Harry Potter (46 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
8
🎒
Batman weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
10
🌍
Day 10: Elon Musk repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
+9
10
⚡
Mark Kerr applies a chokehold on a stubborn undead
+4
15
💀
Harry Potter puts their broom on the ground, steps on it and takes the handle straight to the face. KO.
15
💀
Harry Potter
has died
17
⚡
Captain America gives a regulation salute to a zombie in uniform. Old habits die hard. The zombie doesn't salute back.
+3
19
🌍
Day 19: Mark Kerr attempts a motivational speech that makes three survivors cry. Not from joy, from despair.
-4
21
🎒
Elon Musk fries potatoes found in a field. Fries during apocalypse is absolute luxury.
+6
25
💀
Donald Trump decides to run a barefoot marathon through a field of glass shards. The bleeding is spectacular.
25
💀
Donald Trump
has died
27
⚡
Captain America follows military doctrine by the book. Plot twist: zombies didn't read the manual.
+3
29
🎒
Captain America slips on an oil puddle while on scooter and ends up in a nettle bush.
-4
31
🌍
Day 31: Batman slips on a blood puddle and lands on the camp's only decorative cactus.
-3
37
💀
Captain America falls in combat, still holding firing position. Never abandoned post. Semper fi.
37
💀
Captain America
has died
39
⚡
Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
44
🌍
Day 44: It's raining frogs. Literally. Mark Kerr doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
-5
45
🎒
Elon Musk presses the fire extinguisher but it's empty and only spits out a pathetic trickle.
-3
46
💀
Batman wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
46
💀
Batman
has died
46
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Elon Musk: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
48
🌍
Day 48: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Mark Kerr is sent to check. Obviously.
+3
49
🎒
Mark Kerr wears brass knuckles 24/7 and can no longer open doors.
+1
53
⚡
Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
56
💀
Mark Kerr executes their signature finishing move on a zombie horde
56
💀
Mark Kerr
has died
57
⚡
Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
59
🌍
Day 59: Elon Musk discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
60
🎒
Elon Musk paddles silently in a canoe on the river. Zombies can't swim. Peace and tranquility.
+6
63
🌍
Day 63: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Elon Musk must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
-14
65
💀
Elon Musk dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
65
💀
Elon Musk
has died
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