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7 members · by Austin Donoghue · TeamBranch

☠️
84
Days survived
201
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
128
🗺️ Km traveled
22
👑 Decisions
22
🩺 Rescues
40
🍳 Meals cooked
21
🪤 Traps built
26
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
43 events
1
📖
Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Iron Man was woken by screams. Dracaufeu by silence, which is worse. Dracaufeu didn't sleep at all. Doctor Strange was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Dracaufeu was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Dracaufeu was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Dracaufeu heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
🌍
Day 1: Dracaufeu falls asleep during their watch shift. Fortunately, the zombies are apparently napping too.
-7
1
📌
📍 Wall Street is abandoned. Zombies shuffle past the bull statue. Dracaufeu: "Finally, a bear market."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: Doctor Strange finds a portable generator with fuel. Christmas came early.
+10
2
🎒
Dracaufeu empties their MP5 magazine in 2 seconds and realizes they have no spare.
-5
2
Success: Dracaufeu blew up the bridge behind the convoy, cutting off a 500-zombie horde. Boom. Saved.
0
3
🎒
Dracaufeu presses the fire extinguisher but it's empty and only spits out a pathetic trickle.
-3
4
💀
Poetic Death: Dracaufeu was setting the final charge when the detonator acted up. The fuse was short. Very short.
4
💀
Dracaufeu
has died
7
🎒
Iron Man sets up a mini-bar in the cable car cabin. Happy hour with apocalypse view.
+4
8
🌍
Day 8: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Iron Man must guide the group through this pea soup.
+4
9
Doctor Strange attempts brain transplant between two survivors
+4
15
🌍
Day 15: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Iron Man must deal with this.
+4
15
🎒
Dracaufeu sticks their plunger on a zombie's face who can't see anything and falls off the roof.
+3
19
💀
Dracaufeu forgets to close the truck's rear door. Ammo crates fall on the road. And on Dracaufeu.
19
💀
Dracaufeu
has died
20
🌍
Day 20: Doctor Strange crafts artisanal soap. Hygiene returns, infections retreat. Revolutionary.
+5
21
🎒
Dracaufeu cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
24
Quirky: Dracaufeu organizes New Year's fireworks for the camp. Zombies are attracted to light like morbid moths.
+4
25
🎒
Dracaufeu organizes an aperitif in the caravan during the zombie invasion. The chips are a bit stale.
+2
26
🌍
Day 26: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Iron Man must improvise.
+11
27
💀
A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Dracaufeu is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
27
💀
Dracaufeu
has died
38
Failure: Dracaufeu used too much gunpowder in the charge. The bridge exploded. And the building next door. And morale.
+4
39
🎒
Dracaufeu smashes a zombie with a tire iron with brutal efficiency.
+5
42
🌍
Day 42: Dracaufeu spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
42
🌍
Day 42: A rival group offers a shady deal. Iron Man must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
42
🎒
Iron Man gets the slingshot elastic caught in their fingers and the stone drops at their feet.
-3
43
💀
Dracaufeu uses a tire iron as leverage under a car and the car rolls over him.
43
💀
Dracaufeu
has died
45
🌍
Day 45: Iron Man tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
45
🌍
Day 45: Doctor Strange must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
-12
46
📌
📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. Dracaufeu: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
0
51
🎒
Dracaufeu lifts a container with the forklift and blocks zombie access. Instant barricade!
+7
52
Doctor Strange performs express lobotomy on a zombie (spoiler: changes nothing)
+4
55
🎒
Doctor Strange breaks his wooden club on the first zombie he encounters.
-4
60
💀
Dracaufeu runs with knee pads sliding down to ankles and crashes on stairs. Involuntary and fatal stunt.
60
💀
Dracaufeu
has died
62
🌍
Day 62: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Iron Man finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
65
🎒
Doctor Strange makes coffee for the whole group. Vigilance and morale reach new heights.
+6
68
🌍
Day 68: The generator breaks down. Without power, electric fences are decorative. Doctor Strange must repair.
+9
68
Iron Man realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
69
🎒
Doctor Strange can't manage to get on the penny-farthing. That thing is two meters off the ground after all.
-4
70
💀
Doctor Strange drinks 15 espressos in a row. The human heart isn't made to beat at 300 BPM.
70
💀
Doctor Strange
has died
72
🌍
Day 72: Iron Man cooks a stew so bad that even the zombies change direction to avoid it.
-5
73
Iron Man flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
76
Iron Man uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
82
🌍
Day 82: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Iron Man must navigate blind.
+9
84
💀
Iron Man wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
84
💀
Iron Man
has died

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