☠️
62
Days survived
113
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
95
🗺️ Km traveled
14
👑 Decisions
9
🩺 Rescues
77
🍳 Meals cooked
8
🪤 Traps built
56
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
34 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Eric Cartman and Usain Bolt were on the wrong side. Fat Bastard spotted them from the roof of a bus. Adolf Hitler, Pablo Escobar, and Stephen Hawking were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Bonnie Blue, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
🌍
Day 1: Usain Bolt uses the last disinfectant to clean their hands after eating chips. Priorities.
-4
1
🎒
Bonnie Blue cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
1
⚡
Bonnie Blue hypnotizes zombies with that Colgate smile
+2
1
🎂
Adolf Hitler is 56 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
💀
Adolf Hitler drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Adolf Hitler doesn't.
1
💀
Adolf Hitler
has died
1
📌
📍 Brick Lane. Curry houses abandoned. Fat Bastard: "Vindaloo could've killed these zombies."
0
3
🌍
Day 3: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Stephen Hawking must improvise a crossing.
+9
4
🎒
Stephen Hawking opens a fresh soda found in a vending machine. The sugar gives everyone a boost.
+4
5
⚡
Unusual - Stephen Hawking grades zombies on their biting technique and gives them tutorial work
+4
6
🎂
Stephen Hawking is 76 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
11
💀
Bonnie Blue confuses the detonator with his calculator and presses it while sitting on the explosives.
11
💀
Bonnie Blue
has died
16
🌍
Day 16: Usain Bolt spots a zombie wearing a USB drive around its neck. Potentially crucial.
+6
17
🎒
Usain Bolt discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
17
⚡
Pablo Escobar negotiates 'pharmaceuticals' for food with other groups
+4
22
💀
Fat Bastard slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
22
💀
Fat Bastard
has died
25
🌍
Day 25: Pablo Escobar discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
28
⚡
Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
34
🎒
Pablo Escobar rolls over a rock and the scooter stops dead. Pablo Escobar continues solo in flight.
-4
35
💀
Poetic Death: Eric Cartman was pulling one last scam when the victim turned out to have no wallet. Or pulse.
35
💀
Eric Cartman
has died
38
🌍
Day 38: Usain Bolt has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
39
🎒
Usain Bolt puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
39
⚡
Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
40
💀
Pablo Escobar drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Pablo Escobar doesn't.
40
💀
Pablo Escobar
has died
45
⚡
Success - Stephen Hawking explains zombie cellular decomposition with a 200-slide PowerPoint
+4
46
🌍
Day 46: Stephen Hawking encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
46
📌
📍 Camden Market. Stalls overturned. Usain Bolt: "The punk aesthetic is getting too real."
0
51
🎒
Stephen Hawking tries to run with open scissors and understands why mom said not to do it.
-4
52
💀
Poetic death - Stephen Hawking dies while reciting their PhD thesis on zombie anthropology
52
💀
Stephen Hawking
has died
53
🎒
Usain Bolt throws a shuriken that bounces off the wall and returns like a boomerang.
-4
54
🎒
Usain Bolt offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
57
⚡
Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
58
🌍
Day 58: Usain Bolt crafts artisanal soap. Hygiene returns, infections retreat. Revolutionary.
+5
61
🌍
Day 61: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Usain Bolt must save what can be saved.
+13
62
💀
Poetic death - Usain Bolt dies crossing the finish line, turned into a zombie he keeps running in circles forever
62
💀
Usain Bolt
has died
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