☠️
93
Days survived
252
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
183
🗺️ Km traveled
40
👑 Decisions
29
🩺 Rescues
154
🍳 Meals cooked
12
🪤 Traps built
100
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
44 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Jesus Christ was woken by screams. Barry Allen by silence, which is worse. Godzilla didn't sleep at all. Spider-Man was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. King Kong was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Jeffrey Epstein heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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Day 1: King Kong tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
1
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Godzilla tries to stick the bandage but it folds back on itself into a useless ball.
-3
1
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📍 Central Park is overrun. Godzilla spots a hot dog cart. "Priorities," they mutter, grabbing mustard packets.
0
2
🎒
King Kong falls off the horse in front of zombies. The horse continues without him. Equine betrayal.
-5
2
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
3
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Day 3: A snowstorm immobilizes everything. Zombies freeze in place. Gordon Ramsay takes advantage to organize a supply expedition.
+4
5
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King Kong punches a zombie with brass knuckles, their arm goes through the rotting zombie and gets stuck inside.
5
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King Kong
has died
9
🎒
Godzilla's hen lays an egg every morning and the group finally has a regular source of protein.
+7
10
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Day 10: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Gordon Ramsay must ration the group's water.
+5
11
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Barry Allen uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
13
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Day 13: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Jesus Christ must treat everyone with limited resources.
+8
13
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Barry Allen throws his boomerang which knocks out two zombies before returning obediently to his hand.
+7
17
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Godzilla drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Godzilla doesn't.
17
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Godzilla
has died
19
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Day 19: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Jeffrey Epstein watches the scene, puzzled.
+3
20
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Jeffrey Epstein uses empty beer bottles to create a perimeter alarm system. Guaranteed clinking.
+5
27
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Jesus Christ rides majestically on their penny-farthing and zombies stand agape at this vision from another century.
+5
28
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Day 28: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Spider-Man must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
33
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
34
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Jeffrey Epstein becomes philosophical: 'Who's really the monster here?' *gets bitten*
34
💀
Jeffrey Epstein
has died
36
🌍
Day 36: Barry Allen forgets to close the camp gate after a night outing. Three zombies walk in like they own the place.
-8
37
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Day 37: Gordon Ramsay uses the last disinfectant to clean their hands after eating chips. Priorities.
-4
38
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Gordon Ramsay opens the chip bag and the crunching noise alerts all zombies within 200 meters.
-5
42
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Spider-Man realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+2
46
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Gordon Ramsay weaves through small streets on the city bike where zombies can't follow. Smart!
+6
46
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📍 Pizza joint in Little Italy. Dough still rising. Gordon Ramsay: "New York pizza survives everything."
0
47
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Spider-Man wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
47
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Spider-Man
has died
49
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
50
🎒
Jesus Christ sticks melted marshmallows to shoe soles to muffle footsteps. Silent innovation.
+4
50
🎒
Gordon Ramsay stabs a zombie with the sacrificial dagger and the group swears they saw a mystical glow.
+6
56
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Day 56: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Barry Allen organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
+3
60
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Day 60: Barry Allen recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
62
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Barry Allen drinks soda while running and the carbonation causes such a powerful burp that they bite their tongue and choke.
62
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Barry Allen
has died
69
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Day 69: Gordon Ramsay eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
74
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Jesus Christ offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
78
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Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
79
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Day 79: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Jesus Christ must deal with this.
-7
80
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Jesus Christ throws three shurikens that plant themselves in the skulls of three aligned zombies.
+7
81
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
81
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
82
⚡
Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
83
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Day 83: Jesus Christ recovers a complete first aid kit from an abandoned ambulance.
+9
84
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Day 84: Jesus Christ uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
+5
87
🎂
Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
91
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Jesus Christ: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
93
💀
Jesus Christ swallows a burning marshmallow that sticks to their throat. Molten sugar is merciless.
93
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
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