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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Houston Blast-Off | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 8 | myles | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 12 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pre-season
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to what is probably going to be the most electric night of this season. The arena is packed to the rafters, there are people standing in the corridors, security gave up trying to control anything, and the DJ is blasting so loud the scoreboard is vibrating. We are here to talk about a legendary franchise. A team that has seen sacred monsters pass through, that has lived through dream seasons and nightmare years, that has rebuilt ten times over and always comes back with the same devouring hunger. Ladies and gentlemen... Myles! Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. Barry Allen. Just the name sends chills through the building. The man is massive, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face. You want to know the difference between a good player and a damn franchise player? It's the fourth quarter. When the legs are burning, when the lungs are begging for mercy, when the scoreboard is taunting you with a tight score, that's when he lights up. Like a diesel engine finally hitting its temperature. The first three quarters are the warm-up. The fourth quarter is his hunting ground. And the prey? It's the teams that thought they had a chance. Alright, we need to address the elephant in the room. Or rather, the comedy show on the roster. Slender Man is on this team. Slender Man, who is a serial killer and doesn't even know what "pick-and-roll" means. The guy shows up with their chilling method under his arm, shoes that are clearly not regulation, and the cardio of a weekend smoker. At his first practice, he tried a crossover and twisted his ankle. At his second, he attempted a layup and the ball flew into the stands. But damn it, what this man has is balls of steel and an ability to make an entire arena laugh without even trying. And that, my friends, is worth every max contract in the world. Let's talk budget, and by "budget" I mean the spare change you find between the couch cushions. These guys are so far under the salary floor that the league literally has to GIVE them money to meet the minimum. This is the squad that travels by Greyhound bus and washes their own jerseys. No stars, just hungry rookies on two-way deals and bitter vets signed for the minimum. It's the perfect setup for tanking your way to a top Draft pick, but for the fans, it's a damn desert crossing.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
98-122 (L)
Barry Allen announces themselves! The superhero has arrived and the building knows it!
Batman rattles it out! Shaking the palace of hoops with their bare hands intensity!
Boba Fett loses the Wilson! A bounty hunter would never be this careless!
Batman gets blown by! Even a superhero couldn't stop that!
This player on the come-up Slender Man does it again! A thunderous slam with effortless precision!
Both teams head to the locker room. Barry Allen wipes his forehead with his jersey. Bus driver's confession: Barry Allen raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Barry Allen vents at their teammates! The superhero who vents about the game!
Barry Allen misses the open look! This well-respected player can't believe it! Limited stamina!
Batman baits the defender! Got them hook, line, and sinker!
Slender Man is running on pure willpower! This legit talent refusing to quit!
Boba Fett hangs their head! A bounty hunter who gave everything they had!
Machopeur chews his nails on the bench. Barry Allen stares at his shoes like they're the source of the problem. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
123-99 (W)
Batman, this first-ballot legend, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
This hungry young player Machopeur is automatic on the low block! A free throw drops again!
Machopeur pressures the inbound! This hidden prospect with relentless ridiculous creativity!
Machopeur with the no-look pass! Defending the feudal lord blindfolded!
Boba Fett, this guy with a proven track record, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
The players head to the locker room. Batman is sweating like a racehorse. Anecdote: Batman once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Play resumes! The coach set a few things straight in the locker room.
Batman blows past with the precision of a superhero at work. And it's a euro-step!
The PA announcer can't pronounce Slender Man's their chilling method! Comedy at the den!
Slender Man plays their role perfectly! Role player, role serial killer with their chilling method!
This global icon Batman turns adversity into fuel! A sequence that will go viral energy!
Final buzzer! Barry Allen's superhero shift on the den ends in triumph!
Barry Allen hugs the mascot. Boba Fett hugs the referee. Awkward. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
124-79 (W)
Machopeur starts in the rebounder! Playing the rebounder way a bushi plays with their katana blade!
Slender Man with an and-one in the paint! Stalking the unsuspecting prey in tight spaces!
Barry Allen with the touch pass! This respected competitor barely had the orange and found the man!
Machopeur knocks down a finger roll at the top of the key! Ice in the veins!
Machopeur with the rejection! Get that out of here! Bushi says no!
Break time. Machopeur bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Little secret: Machopeur has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Slender Man, this do-it-all player, uses strength and skill for a scoop layup! Complete player!
Slender Man extends the lead! The serial killer is pulling away from the pack!
Batman offered the ref some the game advice! That's not how this works!
Boba Fett celebrates with a finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Mimicking tracking the fleeing fugitive on the court!
Batman heads to the locker room with a smile! Good day at the office for the superhero!
Batman performs an absolutely ridiculous victory dance. Boba Fett imitates it. It's worse. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
113-79 (W)
Batman stretches center court! Loosening up, the superhero is getting ready!
Boba Fett fires away the pill with flair and hits a free throw! Sensational!
Batman with the incredible court vision! This household name sees passes nobody else does!
A hook shot! Batman cannot be stopped tonight! This all-time great is locked in!
Machopeur sprints to close out! A rebound in traffic at half court! Great effort!
Halftime! Machopeur looks in the mirror and shakes his head. They say Machopeur has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
Boba Fett with a finger-roll catch-and-shoot triple! Dexterity you only get from years as a bounty hunter!
Batman, this solid build, has the opposition calling for mercy facing the rim!
Someone check Batman's bag, is that their bare hands or sports equipment?!
Machopeur steps back and celebrates! A bench mob celebration driving to the hoop! The crowd erupts!
Barry Allen sits on the bench with a smile! This solid pro job well done!
Slender Man does a handstand. Batman holds him by the feet. The crowd holds its breath. Behind the scenes, I learned Batman was also a superhero in a past life. You can feel it in the game. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
134-89 (W)
Slender Man wins the opening tip! Tipping off with serial killer energy!
Boba Fett rises and fires! Tracking the fleeing fugitive never felt this athletic!
Machopeur whips the pass cross-court! Assist! This versatile guy seeing everything!
Barry Allen dribbles the rock with purpose! A step-back three! This league veteran means business!
This potential breakout star Machopeur anchors the defense along the baseline! Nothing gets through!
Intermission. Machopeur dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Did you know Machopeur started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
Barry Allen blows past through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
Machopeur piles it on! Stacking buckets like it's nothing! The bushi is dominant!
Boba Fett set a screen that felt like their wanted poster! The opponent is still recovering!
Slender Man with the emphatic fist pump toward the bench! This player making noise letting everyone know!
Boba Fett walks off the den victorious! A bounty hunter who conquered it all tonight!
Machopeur and Slender Man pretend to fish Boba Fett out of the crowd. They pull hard. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
130-87 (W)
Barry Allen opens with a deep three! This dude putting the league on notice making an early statement!
Batman, this do-it-all player, glides to from the right corner for a silky step-back three!
Barry Allen with the skip pass! Assist leads to an open double-clutch layup!
Machopeur with the highlight-reel catch-and-shoot triple! This unknown gem owning the moment!
Slender Man, this swiss-army-knife type, blankets the shooter back to the basket! No daylight!
The players leave the court. Batman clings to the tunnel railing. Intel: Batman refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Act two! The bench players are fired up, the starters too.
Slender Man scores the go-ahead! A serial killer who always finishes the job on time!
Slender Man coasts to victory! Easy work for this serial killer tonight!
Did Slender Man just start stalking the basketball? That's the unsuspecting prey, not the ball!
Slender Man blows a kiss to the field house! Love from a serial killer who loves the unsuspecting prey!
This undisputed superstar Batman walks off to a standing ovation! A packed arena! Incredible!
Machopeur, Batman, and Slender Man pose for a group photo at center court. Nobody has a phone. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
109-100 (W)
Barry Allen, this established player, embraces the immense pressure! Game on!
Batman, this solid build, overpowers for a two-handed slam! Size matters!
Machopeur with the defensive masterclass! A bushi teaching everyone a lesson!
Slender Man, this smooth operator, hits the cutter perfectly! A killer instinct right on time!
Machopeur exploits the soft spot in the three-point line! Soft as the feudal lord under their katana blade!
End of the first half. Batman is beet red but still standing. Fun fact: Batman was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
The technical flair of Slender Man recalls their serial killer days. A layup! Sublime!
Confetti falls as Batman exits! A superhero's grand finale on the temple of basketball!
Batman barks out defensive calls! The voice of their bare hands echoes across the field house!
Tonight, Barry Allen isn't just a superhero, they're a phenomenon with their bare hands!
Barry Allen, this swiss-army-knife type, salutes the faithful! A victory dance! What a night!
Batman does a handstand. Slender Man holds him by the feet. The crowd holds its breath. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
114-89 (W)
Machopeur explodes with energy from the opening whistle! This newcomer locked in!
Barry Allen converts under the basket! A buzzer beater with trademark next-level basketball IQ!
Boba Fett cuts off the drive! Precision of tracking the fleeing fugitive!
This next-level player Slender Man connects on the pick-and-roll! Assist for a layup!
Barry Allen identifies the soft spot in the zone! This player on the come-up surgical precision!
Halftime whistle. Barry Allen flops into the first available chair. Small detail: Barry Allen whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Machopeur, this all-around player, elevates for a monster thunderous slam!
The energy in this building is unreal! Boba Fett channeling wild stands!
Machopeur glues the team together! Team-first mentality, pure bushi instinct!
Batman is living proof that superhero can thrive on the temple of basketball!
Barry Allen hugs the coach! The warmth of a superhero who just nailed it!
Batman and Boba Fett stare at each other in silence for five seconds. Then burst out laughing at the exact same time. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
95-119 (L)
Batman looks dialed in from the start! Silky smooth technique preparation showing!
Barry Allen with the contested bank shot under the basket! No good! Bad selection!
Slender Man coughs it up! A serial killer's grip doesn't work on the orange!
Machopeur gets screened out of the play! This rising star lost in traffic!
Boba Fett scoops it up and in! The touch of a bounty hunter with the fleeing fugitive!
Halftime! Batman walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Intel: Batman refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Batman slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a superhero hits the workbench!
Boba Fett, this seasoned vet, with a contested finger roll that misses from the left corner!
Slender Man, this legit talent, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Eyes in the back of the head!
Machopeur calls for the sub! Even a bushi's stamina with their katana blade has limits!
Boba Fett absorbs the defeat! Taking it on the chin, a bounty hunter knows tough days!
Machopeur watches the crowd file out in silence. Slender Man prefers not to look. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
110-98 (W)
Slender Man, this swiss-army-knife type, takes the court! The packed arena is electric!
A step-back three from Slender Man in the paint! That's a certified bucket-getter!
This established player Barry Allen disrupts the play with a timely brilliant anticipation!
Slender Man with the give-and-go! Teamwork from stalking the unsuspecting prey together!
Barry Allen, this all-around player, exploits the mismatch in transition! Smart play!
Halftime. Boba Fett glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Little secret: Boba Fett listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Boba Fett with the step-back devastating dunk! Creating space like a bounty hunter with their wanted poster!
The crowd waves their bare hands replicas! Barry Allen has started a movement!
Boba Fett shares the ball unselfishly! No ego, just a bounty hunter who gets it!
This is the Barry Allen game! This player making noise taking over in the second quarter!
Boba Fett exits to a standing ovation! The bounty hunter with their wanted poster earns it!
Machopeur and Batman stare at each other in silence for five seconds. Then burst out laughing at the exact same time. I spent this entire evening standing because my chair has been broken for three games. Nobody fixes it. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
84-122 (L)
The game begins and Barry Allen is ready! You can see a killer instinct written all over his face!
Slender Man launches a catch-and-shoot triple and... Airball! Injury-prone body at its peak!
Slender Man throws it away! A pass worse than a serial killer tossing the unsuspecting prey!
Machopeur can't stay in front! Defending the feudal lord doesn't build lateral quickness!
Barry Allen attacks and kicks the stanchion! This seasoned vet losing composure!
Back in the locker room, Batman sits down and stares at the ceiling. Fun fact: Batman tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
Slender Man launches and misses! The damn ball isn't the unsuspecting prey, and it shows!
Batman takes the rest play! Even a superhero needs a breather!
Slender Man turns it over in the low post! Butterfingers from this serial killer!
Batman tugs at their jersey! Frustrated, but the superhero will bounce back!
Machopeur sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a bushi after their katana blade broke!
Barry Allen bites his lip, fists clenched. Slender Man shakes his head slowly, in disbelief. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
99-106 (L)
This diamond in the rough Machopeur comes out firing! A deep three in the first minute!
Slender Man goes to work the Wilson into the front rim! That's frustrating for this league veteran!
Barry Allen commits the live-ball turnover! Their bare hands would be ashamed!
This surprise package Machopeur gives up the offensive rebound! Shaky emotions under pressure when boxing out!
Machopeur hits the mid-range! The sweet spot, just like their katana blade placement!
Halftime! Barry Allen walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Anecdote: Barry Allen threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
Slender Man shakes their head! A serial killer who can't believe that just happened!
Boba Fett, this name that's buzzing, can't convert the fast break! Wasted opportunity!
Boba Fett goes to the post! That bounty hunter strength is showing!
Slender Man gets the mercy sub! Mercy, like a serial killer begging the unsuspecting prey for mercy!
This established player Slender Man shakes hands and moves on. In the end, tendency to rush proved costly.
Machopeur snaps at the bench on his way out. Slender Man says nothing, but his look says everything. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
91-128 (L)
This unknown gem Machopeur gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Barry Allen, this hooper's hooper, comes up empty! A pull-up jumper off target from downtown!
This up-and-coming baller Boba Fett with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Boba Fett scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Sometimes predictable game!
Slender Man pounds the scorer's table! Frustrated! The serial killer in them is showing!
Cut! Halftime. Slender Man's jersey is completely drenched in sweat. Little scoop: Slender Man collects Pokemon cards. That Charizard is worth more than his first contract. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
A pull-up jumper from Machopeur catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
Batman is gassed! More tired than after a full day of competing the game!
Barry Allen tries to be too fancy and loses the Wilson! Limited stamina in the decision-making!
Slender Man sits on the bench for a moment! Resting like a serial killer after a long shift!
Machopeur consoles teammates! The heart of a bushi in that moment!
Machopeur and Batman share a single look. Just one. It contains all the disappointment in the world. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Machopeur's name. Forgive me. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
93-105 (L)
Machopeur, this all-around player, is introduced and the arena explodes! This who-is-this-guy player is in the building!
Machopeur, this hidden prospect, sends the ball wide! The touch is off tonight!
Batman throws it into traffic! Reckless pass, the superhero got too confident!
Barry Allen gets posterized! A superhero framed by their bare hands in the worst way!
Machopeur pulls up and drills a deep three! Can't teach that!
The players disappear. Slender Man has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Fun fact: Slender Man tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. Back at it! The coach said two words. Two words that were enough.
Machopeur picks up the second technical! This unknown gem ejected! Tendency to force bad shots!
Batman, this generational talent, fumbles the finish from the right corner! Back to the drawing board!
Slender Man slows the pace when the team needs it! This name that's buzzing tempo control!
Boba Fett tanks the play from tiredness! Tanked like a bounty hunter's energy for the fleeing fugitive!
Barry Allen walks the tunnel in silence! Done for the night, back to superhero life tomorrow!
Barry Allen bites the inside of his cheek. Boba Fett pinches the bridge of his nose. Tonight I had a revelation: Boba Fett runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
87-132 (L)
Opening possession for Boba Fett! First touch, like first touch of their wanted poster!
Boba Fett misfires at the buzzer! Even this seasoned vet has off nights!
Barry Allen fires away the pill right to the defense! Costly mistake by this well-respected player!
Machopeur fouls trying to recover! Desperate as a bushi chasing the feudal lord!
Machopeur buries their face! Hidden from view, the bushi can't watch!
Halftime whistle! Barry Allen grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Little secret: Barry Allen has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Machopeur can't convert! The bushi's touch with the feudal lord deserted them!
Machopeur, this solid build, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
Slender Man, this do-it-all player, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted from the right corner!
This surprise package Machopeur gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!
Batman gave it everything! Everything a superhero has, left on the court!
Barry Allen and Slender Man share a single look. Just one. It contains all the disappointment in the world. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
myles ends the season #8 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: Barry Allen.
Season Journal
Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to what is probably going to be the most electric night of this season. The arena is packed to the rafters, there are people standing in the corridors, security gave up trying to control anything, and the DJ is blasting so loud the scoreboard is vibrating. We are here to talk about a legendary franchise. A team that has seen sacred monsters pass through, that has lived through dream seasons and nightmare years, that has rebuilt ten times over and always comes back with the same devouring hunger. Ladies and gentlemen... Myles!
Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. Barry Allen. Just the name sends chills through the building. The man is massive, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face.
You want to know the difference between a good player and a damn franchise player? It's the fourth quarter. When the legs are burning, when the lungs are begging for mercy, when the scoreboard is taunting you with a tight score, that's when he lights up. Like a diesel engine finally hitting its temperature. The first three quarters are the warm-up. The fourth quarter is his hunting ground. And the prey? It's the teams that thought they had a chance.
Alright, we need to address the elephant in the room. Or rather, the comedy show on the roster. Slender Man is on this team. Slender Man, who is a serial killer and doesn't even know what "pick-and-roll" means. The guy shows up with their chilling method under his arm, shoes that are clearly not regulation, and the cardio of a weekend smoker. At his first practice, he tried a crossover and twisted his ankle. At his second, he attempted a layup and the ball flew into the stands. But damn it, what this man has is balls of steel and an ability to make an entire arena laugh without even trying. And that, my friends, is worth every max contract in the world.
Let's talk budget, and by "budget" I mean the spare change you find between the couch cushions. These guys are so far under the salary floor that the league literally has to GIVE them money to meet the minimum. This is the squad that travels by Greyhound bus and washes their own jerseys. No stars, just hungry rookies on two-way deals and bitter vets signed for the minimum. It's the perfect setup for tanking your way to a top Draft pick, but for the fans, it's a damn desert crossing.
myles ends the season #8 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: Barry Allen.
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