☠️
74
Days survived
138
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
126
🗺️ Km traveled
21
👑 Decisions
15
🩺 Rescues
43
🍳 Meals cooked
10
🪤 Traps built
59
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Darth Vader spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Mark Kerr nodded without a word. Bernardino Rivadavia cracked their knuckles. Aquaman opened their first aid kit. Joni Markkula pulled a camping stove from their bag. Elon Musk pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Spider-Man looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
🌍
Day 1: Spider-Man confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
-7
1
🎒
Darth Vader scatters caltrops that slow down the entire zombie horde.
+5
1
⚡
Joni Markkula organizes a volleyball tournament at camp with a ball found in the rubble. Team Zombie forfeits. Victory by zombie no-show.
-4
1
🎂
Mark Kerr is 58 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
💀
Joni Markkula dies jumping at the net to block a zombie. The barbed wire net gives way. So does the player. Final set.
1
💀
Joni Markkula
has died
1
📌
📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. Mark Kerr: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
0
9
🎒
Aquaman tries to stick the bandage but it folds back on itself into a useless ball.
-3
10
⚡
Unusual - Darth Vader gives acting lessons to zombies who now groan with more emotion
+3
12
🌍
Day 12: Aquaman spots a zombie wearing a USB drive around its neck. Potentially crucial.
+6
12
🎂
Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
15
💀
Bernardino Rivadavia dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
15
💀
Bernardino Rivadavia
has died
18
🎒
Aquaman loads the supply cart and crosses the forest on a path the zombies don't know.
+6
29
🌍
Day 29: Elon Musk finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
29
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Mark Kerr applies a chokehold on a stubborn undead
+2
30
💀
A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Spider-Man is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
30
💀
Spider-Man
has died
34
🌍
Day 34: A snowstorm immobilizes everything. Zombies freeze in place. Aquaman takes advantage to organize a supply expedition.
-8
34
🎒
Mark Kerr finds UHT milk still good. Calcium and proteins strengthen the group.
+4
35
⚡
Failure - Darth Vader flubs their final line and shouts 'CUT!' facing a hungry horde
+3
38
💀
Aquaman wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
38
💀
Aquaman
has died
42
🌍
Day 42: Darth Vader must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
-12
42
🎒
Elon Musk presses the detonator but the batteries are dead. Nothing explodes.
-5
43
⚡
Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
46
📌
📍 Subway car underground. Doors won't open. Mark Kerr panics. "This is my nightmare. Literally."
0
48
💀
Mark Kerr executes their signature finishing move on a zombie horde
48
💀
Mark Kerr
has died
60
🌍
Day 60: Darth Vader is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
+5
61
⚡
Success - Darth Vader improvises an epic monologue that hypnotizes zombies for 30 crucial seconds
+3
62
🎒
Elon Musk takes off in a hot air balloon and observes zombie movements from the sky. Perfect aerial mapping!
+7
66
💀
Poetic death - Darth Vader dies reciting Hamlet, zombies applaud before devouring them
66
💀
Darth Vader
has died
69
🌍
Day 69: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Elon Musk must improvise.
-22
70
🌍
Day 70: Elon Musk tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
71
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
73
⚡
Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
74
💀
Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
74
💀
Elon Musk
has died
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