☠️
90
Days survived
146
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
141
🗺️ Km traveled
33
👑 Decisions
19
🩺 Rescues
129
🍳 Meals cooked
14
🪤 Traps built
77
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
44 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Iron Man was woken by screams. Sean Combs by silence, which is worse. Godzilla didn't sleep at all. Otto Octavius was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Elon Musk was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Joe Biden heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Elon Musk grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
2
🎒
Otto Octavius's hen escapes while clucking so loudly that the whole neighborhood knows where the group is hiding.
-5
3
🌍
Day 3: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Iron Man must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
+4
3
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Day 3: A violent storm approaches. Elon Musk must secure the camp before the tempest.
+5
4
🎒
Elon Musk puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
4
⚡
Otto Octavius discovers zombies are attracted to formaldehyde smell. The lab becomes a nightclub for the undead.
0
5
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Godzilla takes the ballista's recoil straight to the chest. Newtonian physics never lies.
5
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Godzilla
has died
6
🌍
Day 6: An infected survivor hides their bite. Iron Man is the only one capable of diagnosing.
+10
12
🎒
Iron Man sticks melted marshmallows to shoe soles to muffle footsteps. Silent innovation.
+4
13
🎒
Iron Man throws a shuriken that bounces off the wall and returns like a boomerang.
-4
16
🌍
Day 16: The camp's water is contaminated. Elon Musk must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
+9
17
⚡
Iron Man realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
18
💀
Joe Biden ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
18
💀
Joe Biden
has died
22
🎒
Otto Octavius drinks too many beers and falls asleep during their guard shift. Irresponsible.
-6
24
🎒
Gordon Ramsay compulsively presses the detonator like a TV remote.
+1
25
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Day 25: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Iron Man is closest and must react in a split second.
+10
27
🌍
Day 27: Elon Musk tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
27
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Sean Combs raps so hard that zombies freeze in admiration
+2
34
💀
Otto Octavius injects an experimental serum as a last resort. The notebook entries stop at 'Subject: myself. Result: in progress...'
34
💀
Otto Octavius
has died
42
🌍
Day 42: A mini tornado sucks up the camp supplies and scatters them over 500 meters. Iron Man chases after their sleeping bag flying in the wind.
+4
46
📌
📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Elon Musk dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
0
47
🎒
Gordon Ramsay bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
48
🌍
Day 48: Gordon Ramsay trips over a decapitated zombie and breaks their wrist. The enemy strikes even after death.
-6
49
🎒
Sean Combs crosses the ravine by cable car, sheltered from ground zombies. Peaceful journey through the air!
+7
49
⚡
Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
50
💀
A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Gordon Ramsay is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
50
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
55
🌍
Day 55: Elon Musk encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
58
🎒
Sean Combs uses candy as ammunition for his slingshot. The zombies are confused.
+2
59
🎒
Iron Man paddles silently in a canoe on the river. Zombies can't swim. Peace and tranquility.
+6
60
🌍
Day 60: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Iron Man must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
+11
62
⚡
Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
65
💀
Sean Combs shoots a pebble that ricochets off 7 surfaces before returning to hit him in the forehead.
65
💀
Sean Combs
has died
69
🎒
Elon Musk loses a wheel from the old cart in a rut. The oxen refuse to continue. Bovine strike.
-4
70
🎒
Elon Musk tries to run with open scissors and understands why mom said not to do it.
-4
74
🌍
Day 74: Iron Man discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
75
🌍
Day 75: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Iron Man must navigate blind.
+9
76
⚡
Iron Man uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
78
💀
Iron Man wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
78
💀
Iron Man
has died
79
⚡
Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
80
🌍
Day 80: Elon Musk cooks a stew so bad that even the zombies change direction to avoid it.
-5
82
🎂
Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
87
⚡
Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
88
🌍
Day 88: Elon Musk finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
90
💀
Elon Musk puts a bandage over a zombie's mouth to shut it up. The zombie doesn't appreciate it at all.
90
💀
Elon Musk
has died
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