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Standings

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1Detroit Engine-Roar14128
2San Antonio Skyscrapers14128
3Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest12324
4Denver Horse-Track12324
5Boston Ring-Chasers11422
6Cleveland Twin-Towers8716
7New York Over-Timers8716
8Houston Blast-Off8716
9Toronto Border-Patrol7814
10Minnesota Ice-Wall7814
11Philadelphia Injury-Report7814
12Phoenix No-Defense51010
13Orlando Magic-Beans3126
14Los Angeles Nursing-Home2134
15Miami Heart-Attack2134
16My Team0150

Pre-season

Kill the cameras, turn off your phones, and shut your mouths because what we're about to witness tonight only happens once in a generation. We're in the belly of an arena where the floor trembles under the bass, where the Jumbotron spits fire, where 20,000 lunatics are screaming their heads off before the tip-off even happens. The franchise walking onto this court isn't a basketball club, it's a war machine forged in the pain of defeat and the madness of impossible comebacks. Every player here has gladiator blood in his veins and an ego size of Texas. The team with no name, baby! The real reason this building is at capacity? It's him. Wilt Chamberlain. The man. The beast. Standing at 216 cm, and not an ounce of fat, all lean muscle and raw talent. This dude was put on Earth to play basketball, there's no other explanation. Watch him move on the court and it's like watching a predator in the savanna: every movement is calculated, every step is perfect, and when he decides to strike, it's already too late for the defender. Nature built a monster, and we're lucky enough to watch him play tonight. You want to know the difference between a good player and a damn franchise player? It's the fourth quarter. When the legs are burning, when the lungs are begging for mercy, when the scoreboard is taunting you with a tight score, that's when he lights up. Like a diesel engine finally hitting its temperature. The first three quarters are the warm-up. The fourth quarter is his hunting ground. And the prey? It's the teams that thought they had a chance. Moment of truth, folks. You see the guy at the end of the bench, the one who looks completely lost among the giants? That's Ted Kaczynski. A philosopher in civilian life. The kind of guy who handles their thought experiment better than a basketball, and who somehow ended up on a professional roster because the coach "had a vision." A vision, ladies and gentlemen. Probably somewhere between his second and third mojito at the All-Star Weekend party. Ted Kaczynski has a unique playing style: he runs a lot, understands very little, and has an unfortunate tendency to treat the nature of truth and the basketball exact same way. The fans already love him. Not for his stats (he has none) but because every time he steps on the court, it's Christmas morning. The budget is fine, nothing more. This is the team that shops with a list and puts back the name-brand cereal for the store brand. They've got a serviceable roster, a guy or two who can drop 20 on a good night, but beyond that, it's filler. The coach works with what he's got, which ain't much, but he makes it work. This is the team that can beat anyone on a Tuesday night and get demolished on Friday. The textbook definition of "depends on the night."

Matchday 1vs Detroit Engine-Roar

87-131 (L)

Ted Kaczynski, this multi-time All-Star, embraces the boiling cauldron! Game on!

Ted Kaczynski can't finish! The philosopher who finishes the nature of truth can't finish the play!

Meadowlark Lemon with the lazy pass! Limited stamina leading to easy points!

Travis Kelce turns the head and loses the man! This established player napping defensively!

This elite player Wilt Chamberlain can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!

The locker room. Wilt Chamberlain sprawls out full-length on the bench. Anecdote: Wilt Chamberlain threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.

Meadowlark Lemon, this swiss-army-knife type, can't finish on the low block! That one stings!

Meadowlark Lemon short-arms the shot from fatigue! This newcomer has nothing left!

Wilt Chamberlain coughs up the pill! Heavy feet strikes again in the paint!

This bonafide star Wilt Chamberlain hangs the head after the miss! Deflated in transition!

Despite the loss, Ted Kaczynski held their own with the nature of truth! The philosopher fought!

Travis Kelce presses his forehead against the tunnel glass. Ted Kaczynski walks right past without noticing. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.

Matchday 2vs Miami Heart-Attack

80-120 (L)

This guy nobody was talking about Marques Haynes gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!

Marques Haynes, this guy nobody was talking about, pulls the trigger from mid-range but no luck!

Marques Haynes with the errant pass! This newcomer needs to settle down!

Ted Kaczynski overcommits! Going all-in like a philosopher on the nature of truth, but wrong!

Marques Haynes, this solid build, throws the hands up! Exasperated at half court!

Rest time. Meadowlark Lemon isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Word is Meadowlark Lemon sleeps with his basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. The players charge out of the tunnel. Smells like a comeback.

Travis Kelce with the off-balance free throw! This seasoned vet couldn't set the feet!

Travis Kelce, this little thunder, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!

Wilt Chamberlain, this mountain of a man, commits the travel! Tendency to rush in the footwork!

Travis Kelce storms to the bench! This player on the come-up is visibly upset!

This up-and-coming baller Travis Kelce shakes hands and moves on. In the end, tendency to force bad shots proved costly.

Marques Haynes turns back to look at the court one last time. Ted Kaczynski doesn't turn around. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.

Matchday 3vs Orlando Magic-Beans

77-119 (L)

Meadowlark Lemon looks dialed in from the start! Freakish explosiveness preparation showing!

Ted Kaczynski can't score in the extra period! This philosopher is way off tonight!

Meadowlark Lemon throws it into the stands! What was that from this diamond in the rough!

Meadowlark Lemon gets caught flat-footed! This total unknown beaten to the spot!

Wilt Chamberlain slams the damn ball in frustration! Sometimes predictable game on full display!

The locker room. Travis Kelce sprawls out full-length on the bench. Confession: Travis Kelce calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. We're back! The players look fired up.

An alley-oop from Travis Kelce hits the iron! Ego the size of Texas under the spotlight!

Wilt Chamberlain, this top-tier talent, sucking wind after that sprint! The 4 periods of 12 minutes of battle!

This established star Ted Kaczynski gets pickpocketed from the left corner! Sloppy handling!

Wilt Chamberlain, this walking skyscraper, pounds the scorer's table! Occasional mental lapses on full display!

Meadowlark Lemon, this solid build, hangs the head. Tough loss despite that dawg mentality effort.

Travis Kelce mutters 'damn' under his breath. Meadowlark Lemon says 'yeah' in the same tone. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.

Matchday 4vs Philadelphia Injury-Report

74-116 (L)

Ted Kaczynski starts in the power forward! Playing the power forward the way a philosopher plays with their thought experiment!

Travis Kelce fires away the damn ball into nothing! Tendency to rush on full display tonight!

Ted Kaczynski commits the live-ball turnover! Their thought experiment would be ashamed!

Wilt Chamberlain gets burned on the drive! Heavy feet in lateral movement!

Marques Haynes, this solid build, sits down hard on the bench! Sometimes predictable game written all over his face!

Into the tunnel. Travis Kelce grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Anecdote: Travis Kelce threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.

Marques Haynes, this who-is-this-guy player, sends the basketball wide! The touch is off tonight!

This franchise guy Wilt Chamberlain can barely jump! The springs are gone at the top of the key!

Ted Kaczynski fades away into a dead end from mid-range! Turnover! Lack of consistency!

This diamond in the rough Meadowlark Lemon stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!

Ted Kaczynski leaves the den quietly! Quiet as a philosopher after the nature of truth setback!

Meadowlark Lemon has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. Ted Kaczynski has aged ten years in forty minutes. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'

Matchday 5vs Phoenix No-Defense

79-124 (L)

Wilt Chamberlain fires up the crowd to open the game! This certified bucket starting strong!

Travis Kelce, this pint-sized baller, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Sometimes predictable game!

Marques Haynes posts up carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!

Marques Haynes lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this hungry young player fooled!

Travis Kelce mouths off and picks up a T! Heavy feet taking over!

Halftime! Meadowlark Lemon looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Locker room intel: Meadowlark Lemon has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. Back on the floor, faces full of determination.

Wilt Chamberlain pulls up the damn ball into the front rim! That's frustrating for this guy everybody knows!

Wilt Chamberlain asks for the ball to slow the pace! This bonafide star needs air!

Travis Kelce, this elusive guard, gets called for the carry! Limited stamina in ball-handling!

This hidden prospect Marques Haynes shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!

This who-is-this-guy player Meadowlark Lemon congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this who-is-this-guy player.

Marques Haynes isolates in a corner, back against the wall. Wilt Chamberlain tries to talk. He raises a hand to say no. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.

Matchday 6vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home

74-118 (L)

This franchise guy Wilt Chamberlain in the starting lineup! Let's see what this franchise guy brings!

This dude out of nowhere Meadowlark Lemon whiffs on a pull-up jumper! The crowd groans!

Meadowlark Lemon, this do-it-all player, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted from downtown!

This diamond in the rough Marques Haynes can't recover! Scored on at the buzzer! Sometimes predictable game!

Marques Haynes mutters to himself walking back! This raw talent fighting inner demons!

Intermission. Marques Haynes dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Fun fact: Marques Haynes got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.

Travis Kelce dishes the Spalding right into the defender's hands! Occasional mental lapses!

Marques Haynes, this do-it-all player, looks exhausted from the right corner! The legs are gone!

Travis Kelce lets fly the orange right to the defense! Costly mistake by this next-level player!

Travis Kelce, this player on the come-up, refuses to high-five! Occasional mental lapses hurting the chemistry!

Marques Haynes walks off in silence. This player nobody saw coming gave it all but it wasn't enough.

Meadowlark Lemon walks head down toward the tunnel. Ted Kaczynski drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. I learned backstage that Ted Kaczynski also does philosopher on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.

Matchday 7vs Toronto Border-Patrol

73-118 (L)

Wilt Chamberlain, this tower, announced to huge cheers! A standing ovation!

Travis Kelce rushes a layup from the left corner! Injury-prone body creeping in!

This All-Star caliber talent Ted Kaczynski with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!

Wilt Chamberlain loses the screen battle! Sometimes predictable game around the picks!

Meadowlark Lemon can't mask the disappointment! This rising star wearing it on the sleeve!

Back in the locker room, Ted Kaczynski sits down and stares at the ceiling. Little secret: Ted Kaczynski listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.

Meadowlark Lemon fires away but it's well off! Shaky emotions under pressure under fatigue!

Meadowlark Lemon is gassed! This raw talent bent over at half court! Defense that's basically a suggestion catching up!

This bonafide star Ted Kaczynski dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!

This player making noise Travis Kelce gets into it with the opponent! Tempers flaring!

Meadowlark Lemon fades away to the tunnel in disappointment. This diamond in the rough will learn from this.

Marques Haynes walks in slow motion, arms dangling. Wilt Chamberlain speeds up. Wants it to be over. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. Good night everyone! Coming up: 'Boot Camp: Supermarket Checkout Line Edition.' Discipline.

Matchday 8vs Minnesota Ice-Wall

87-132 (L)

Tip-off! Meadowlark Lemon gets us started! Let's go!

Ted Kaczynski short on the attempt! Needs the reach of their thought experiment!

Marques Haynes, this versatile guy, steps out of bounds with the leather! Mental lapse!

Ted Kaczynski gets blown by! Even a philosopher couldn't stop that!

Ted Kaczynski drops their shoulders! Deflated, even a philosopher's spirit has limits!

That's a wrap for now. Marques Haynes dives into the tunnel. Fun fact: Marques Haynes was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!

A deep three attempt by Travis Kelce falls short! Limited stamina in the legs!

Meadowlark Lemon dishes but can't sustain the effort! Occasional mental lapses emptying the tank!

This player making noise Travis Kelce with turnover number buckets! Sometimes predictable game is piling up!

Wilt Chamberlain glares at the scoreboard! This headliner not happy with the situation!

This well-respected player Travis Kelce leaves the field house with head held high. Fought to the end.

Travis Kelce refuses Minnesota Ice-Wall's handshake. Ted Kaczynski offers a limp one with just his fingertips. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.

Matchday 9vs Houston Blast-Off

78-122 (L)

Wilt Chamberlain, this mammoth, sets the tone immediately! Silky smooth technique from the jump!

Meadowlark Lemon with a rough reverse layup at the buzzer! Sometimes predictable game at the worst time!

Marques Haynes throws it away! Shaky emotions under pressure under pressure driving to the hoop!

Wilt Chamberlain scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Hot head!

Ted Kaczynski, this max-contract guy, yells at the coaching staff! Occasional mental lapses causing friction!

Heading in. Travis Kelce's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Intel: Travis Kelce once called an imaginary timeout in the middle of a game. The ref actually hesitated. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.

Meadowlark Lemon forces up a step-back three over the defense! Lack of consistency! Bad decision!

Meadowlark Lemon, this dude out of nowhere, is dragging! The 4 periods of 12 minutes minutes taking their toll!

Marques Haynes charges right into the defender! Turnover! Hot head when controlling pace!

Ted Kaczynski walks away muttering! Muttering about the nature of truth under their breath!

Ted Kaczynski walks off in defeat! Even a philosopher's skills couldn't save tonight!

Meadowlark Lemon's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. Travis Kelce breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Good night! And now: 'Naked and Afraid: Lost in the Shopping Mall.'

Matchday 10vs Denver Horse-Track

89-118 (L)

And we're underway! Meadowlark Lemon touches the Spalding first! This hidden prospect looks eager!

This league veteran Travis Kelce short-arms a step-back three in the paint! Not enough lift!

Travis Kelce with the backcourt violation! This up-and-coming baller under too much pressure!

Ted Kaczynski reacts too late to rotate! Shaky emotions under pressure on the help side!

Wilt Chamberlain, this multi-time All-Star, operates facing the rim with an off-balance shot! Clinic!

Break! Travis Kelce has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Confession: Travis Kelce believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.

This multi-time All-Star Wilt Chamberlain fouls hard out of frustration! Hot head showing!

Wilt Chamberlain, this big fella, bobbles the Spalding and the chance evaporates from downtown!

Marques Haynes steps back with purpose every possession! This hidden prospect chess master!

Meadowlark Lemon, this smooth operator, is drenched in sweat! Emptying the tank!

Travis Kelce, this small but mighty player, trudges off the arena. Lessons to take from this one.

Travis Kelce collapses into the first available chair. Marques Haynes stays standing, eyes glazed over. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'

Matchday 11vs New York Over-Timers

82-127 (L)

Ted Kaczynski comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the philosopher means business!

Wilt Chamberlain, this walking skyscraper, gets the look at half court but the lid's on the rim!

Meadowlark Lemon loses the orange in traffic! This total unknown can't afford that!

Marques Haynes, this do-it-all player, can't keep up with the speed! Shaky emotions under pressure exposed!

Marques Haynes, this smooth operator, shows negative body language! Injury-prone body creeping in!

Halftime whistle. Travis Kelce flops into the first available chair. Anecdote: Travis Kelce lost a bet and had to wear the center's shoes during warm-ups. Size 16. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.

Ted Kaczynski can't find the range! Their thought experiment has better accuracy than that!

Ted Kaczynski tanks the play from tiredness! Tanked like a philosopher's energy for the nature of truth!

Meadowlark Lemon tries to be too fancy and loses the basketball! Limited stamina in the decision-making!

Travis Kelce drops the head after another miss! Sometimes predictable game sapping the confidence!

Travis Kelce pulls up past the media. This legit talent not in the mood to talk.

Wilt Chamberlain stares at his hands like he doesn't recognize them. Meadowlark Lemon exhales. Again. And again. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.

Matchday 12vs Cleveland Twin-Towers

81-126 (L)

Ted Kaczynski wins the opening tip! Tipping off with philosopher energy!

A tear drop from Ted Kaczynski goes in and out! Heartbreaking along the baseline!

Wilt Chamberlain passes to nobody! This reliable star with a head-scratching decision!

Marques Haynes overcommits and gets beat! Tendency to rush when reading the play!

Ted Kaczynski launches the towel! This established star showing ego the size of Texas!

Into the tunnel. Wilt Chamberlain grabs a banana on the way and devours it. Anecdote: Wilt Chamberlain once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.

Wilt Chamberlain, this headliner, comes up empty! A pull-up jumper off target at the buzzer!

Meadowlark Lemon blows past but the legs won't cooperate! Occasional mental lapses catching up!

Meadowlark Lemon fires away into a trap! Defense that's basically a suggestion when reading the defense!

Marques Haynes, this diamond in the rough, barks at the teammate! Occasional mental lapses taking over!

Ted Kaczynski refuses to make excuses! A philosopher owns the nature of truth failures too!

Ted Kaczynski replays the score in his head on a loop. Travis Kelce tries to think about something else. Behind the scenes, I learned Travis Kelce was also a philosopher in a past life. You can feel it in the game. Sleep tight! Coming up: 'Forensic Files: Who Finished the Milk Without Telling Anyone.'

Matchday 13vs Boston Ring-Chasers

81-125 (L)

This diamond in the rough Marques Haynes comes out firing! A deep three in the first minute!

Ted Kaczynski misses the free throw! Questioning the nature of truth under pressure is easier!

Marques Haynes, this tweener, gets the ball poked away! Hot head when protecting the damn ball!

Ted Kaczynski gets screened out! Stuck behind their thought experiment like it's a wall!

Meadowlark Lemon picks up the second technical! This potential breakout star ejected! Tendency to rush!

Halftime. Marques Haynes throws his towel on the floor walking in. Exclusive info: Marques Haynes is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.

Marques Haynes, this combo guard, can't get a pull-up jumper to drop! Cold as ice tonight!

This rising star Marques Haynes can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!

Wilt Chamberlain, this tree of a man, gets stripped on the low block! Limited stamina exposed!

Marques Haynes pulls up and kicks the stanchion! This player nobody saw coming losing composure!

Marques Haynes sits alone on the bench. This newcomer processing the defeat.

Wilt Chamberlain refuses Boston Ring-Chasers's handshake. Travis Kelce offers a limp one with just his fingertips. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.

Matchday 14vs San Antonio Skyscrapers

82-126 (L)

Travis Kelce, this small but mighty player, takes the court! The electric crowd is electric!

Meadowlark Lemon with a wild attempt! This hidden prospect not finding the range tonight!

Travis Kelce with a wild pass that sails out! This well-respected player giving it away!

Travis Kelce, this little thunder, gets exploited in the switch! Tendency to rush exposed in the mismatch!

Travis Kelce steps back angrily after the turnover! This dude putting the league on notice spiraling!

Intermission. Marques Haynes dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Did you know Marques Haynes entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.

An off-balance shot from Marques Haynes sails wide! This rising star needs to regroup!

This player making noise Travis Kelce calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Tendency to rush taking its toll!

This guy nobody was talking about Marques Haynes forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!

This rising star Meadowlark Lemon throws an elbow in frustration! Heavy feet on full display!

Travis Kelce, this player on the come-up, takes the loss hard. Hot head at the wrong moments.

Travis Kelce kicks his towel across the floor. Meadowlark Lemon has already left for the locker room, alone. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.

Matchday 15vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest

88-133 (L)

Wilt Chamberlain takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!

Travis Kelce clanks another one off the rim! This hooper's hooper needs to find rhythm!

Travis Kelce, this lightning-quick little man, fumbles the entry pass under the basket!

This world-class player Wilt Chamberlain gives up the offensive rebound! Lack of consistency when boxing out!

Marques Haynes, this smooth operator, waves off the play call! Ego the size of Texas hurting the team!

Intermission. Wilt Chamberlain dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Rumor has it Wilt Chamberlain talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.

Marques Haynes, this tweener, gets the separation but can't finish! Injury-prone body!

Wilt Chamberlain bends over during the dead ball! This guy everybody knows gathering what's left!

This All-Star caliber talent Wilt Chamberlain commits the 5-second violation! Clock management occasional mental lapses!

Meadowlark Lemon, this newcomer, with the frustrated foul! Defense that's basically a suggestion in tough moments!

This total unknown Marques Haynes tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.

Travis Kelce and Marques Haynes share a single look. Just one. It contains all the disappointment in the world. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.

My Team finishes #16 (0W-15L). Better luck next season! MVP: Wilt Chamberlain.

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Season journal

15 GAMES · 0W · 15 L · 1212 POINTS SCORED · 1855 CONCEDED
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Preseason
Season kickoff
L
MD01
vs Detroit Engine-Roar
87-131
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Detroit Engine-Roar 131-87. Long bus ride home.
★ Wilt Chamberlain
L
MD02
vs Miami Heart-Attack
80-120
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Miami Heart-Attack 120-80. Long bus ride home.
★ Wilt Chamberlain
L
MD03
vs Orlando Magic-Beans
77-119
LOSS
Ouch. Orlando Magic-Beans demolishes My Team 119-77. Not our day.
★ Wilt Chamberlain
L
MD04
vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
74-116
LOSS
Ouch. Philadelphia Injury-Report demolishes My Team 116-74. Not our day.
★ Wilt Chamberlain
L
MD05
vs Phoenix No-Defense
79-124
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Phoenix No-Defense 124-79. Long bus ride home.
★ Wilt Chamberlain
L
MD06
vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
74-118
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Los Angeles Nursing-Home 118-74. Long bus ride home.
★ Wilt Chamberlain
L
MD07
vs Toronto Border-Patrol
73-118
LOSS
Ouch. Toronto Border-Patrol demolishes My Team 118-73. Not our day.
★ Wilt Chamberlain
L
MD08
vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
87-132
LOSS
Ouch. Minnesota Ice-Wall demolishes My Team 132-87. Not our day.
★ Wilt Chamberlain
L
MD09
vs Houston Blast-Off
78-122
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Houston Blast-Off 122-78. Long bus ride home.
★ Wilt Chamberlain
L
MD10
vs Denver Horse-Track
89-118
LOSS
My Team falls to Denver Horse-Track 89-118. Tough night.
🏀 Wilt Chamberlain★ Wilt Chamberlain
L
MD11
vs New York Over-Timers
82-127
LOSS
Ouch. New York Over-Timers demolishes My Team 127-82. Not our day.
★ Wilt Chamberlain
L
MD12
vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
81-126
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by Cleveland Twin-Towers 126-81. Long bus ride home.
★ Wilt Chamberlain
L
MD13
vs Boston Ring-Chasers
81-125
LOSS
Ouch. Boston Ring-Chasers demolishes My Team 125-81. Not our day.
★ Wilt Chamberlain
L
MD14
vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
82-126
LOSS
My Team gets blown out by San Antonio Skyscrapers 126-82. Long bus ride home.
★ Wilt Chamberlain
L
MD15
vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
88-133
LOSS
Ouch. Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest demolishes My Team 133-88. Not our day.
★ Wilt Chamberlain

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