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136
Days survived
489
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
290
🗺️ Km traveled
64
👑 Decisions
45
🩺 Rescues
236
🍳 Meals cooked
27
🪤 Traps built
147
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
49 events
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Superman and Wally West were on the wrong side. Son Goku spotted them from the roof of a bus. Jesus Christ, Gordon Ramsay, and Elon Musk were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Jeffrey Epstein, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
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Day 1: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Jesus Christ must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
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Elon Musk uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
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📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Son Goku: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
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Day 2: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Wally West must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
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Elon Musk takes off in a hot air balloon and observes zombie movements from the sky. Perfect aerial mapping!
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Wally West uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
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Jesus Christ
has died
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
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Day 7: The camp's water is contaminated. Elon Musk must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
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Son Goku cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
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Superman realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
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Wally West plants his scissors in a zombie's temple with a swift and deadly gesture.
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Day 31: Gas leak detected in the main building. Elon Musk must intervene quickly.
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Jeffrey Epstein becomes philosophical: 'Who's really the monster here?' *gets bitten*
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
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Day 40: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Wally West must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
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Son Goku throws a shuriken that bounces off the wall and returns like a boomerang.
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Wally West flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
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📍 Pizza joint in Little Italy. Dough still rising. Wally West: "New York pizza survives everything."
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Superman sets up a dart board on a motionless zombie and practices.
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Superman flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
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Day 50: Superman confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
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Wally West is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
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Wally West
has died
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
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Day 61: A rival group offers a shady deal. Superman must negotiate without getting scammed.
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Elon Musk presses the detonator at the perfect moment and blows up the bridge covered with zombies.
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Son Goku wields the katana with ancestral mastery. Each strike is surgical, each movement a deadly dance. The elite of close combat.
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Gordon Ramsay tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
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Day 67: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. Superman takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
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Superman wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
68
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Superman
has died
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Son Goku meditates every morning facing the rising sun, katana placed before him. The camp doesn't know if it's respect or showmanship. Both.
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Day 77: A snowstorm immobilizes everything. Zombies freeze in place. Gordon Ramsay takes advantage to organize a supply expedition.
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
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Gordon Ramsay bites into the apple and breaks a tooth on a petrified worm.
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Day 89: Gordon Ramsay repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
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📍 Rockefeller Center. Ice rink filled with bodies. Son Goku: "Christmas is cancelled."
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Son Goku weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
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Son Goku faces a horde in single combat to cover the camp's retreat. Ten fall. Twenty fall. The fortieth is one too many. Dies standing, blade in hand.
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Son Goku
has died
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Day 99: Elon Musk discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
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100
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Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
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105
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Gordon Ramsay installs an umbrella and cushion in the cart. It's now a luxury vehicle.
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109
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
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Day 117: Elon Musk throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
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120
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
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121
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
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Day 128: It's raining frogs. Literally. Elon Musk doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
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Day 129: Rats invade the grain storage. Elon Musk must eliminate them without wasting ammunition.
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Elon Musk burns the balloon fabric with the poorly adjusted burner. Free fall in a wicker basket.
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Elon Musk
has died
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📍 Laundromat. Machines still running. Jeffrey Epstein: "Clean clothes in the apocalypse. Luxury."
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